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I've no idea how I would handle this. It's something all dads have to deal with but not me for a few more years.

My daughter is still only eight but already gets gorgeous girl treatment. She was chosen the fairy princess of her dance troupe despite not being the best dancer. She was chosen for the school choir despite not having any vocal training and not being particularly talented. Then at their performance, she was positioned front and center. It's well known to us that there are boys that have crushes on her; as my wife waits to pick up my daughter at school, sometimes she overhears them talking about her - not realizing the girls' s mother is right there.

So it's coming.

I'm hopeful that when the first one winds up in the hospital or graveyard word will get around to the others.

And she lives in a country where men greatly outnumber women. Have fun with that.

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And she lives in a country where men greatly outnumber women. Have fun with that.

I hope she intimidates most of them away.

 

In addition to her looks, she gets straight A's, speaks English fluently, and has a US passport, all three things which are highly coveted in China.

 

 

Further, the most popular show on Chinese TV is a reality sports-comedy type thing called Hurry Up, Brother https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurry_Up,_Brother where young boys all across China are spending their formative years developing a crush on an uber-hot half-German chick named Angelababy who charms the witty, handsome, clever, and athletic Chinese men on the show into mush on every episode. My daughter is not less beautiful than Angelababy and thanks to her natural size zero mother (formerly size zero, she's ballooned up to a two) has a slender body type that will likely meet Hollywood specifications in ten years.

 

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Holy crap.

We're putting the kid in a convent!

 

 

Do those things still exist?

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I hope she intimidates most of them away.

 

In addition to her looks, she gets straight A's, speaks English fluently, and has a US passport, all three things which are highly coveted in China.

 

 

Further, the most popular show on Chinese TV is a reality sports-comedy type thing called Hurry Up, Brother https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurry_Up,_Brother where young boys all across China are spending their formative years developing a crush on an uber-hot half-German chick named Angelababy who charms the witty, handsome, clever, and athletic Chinese men on the show into mush on every episode. My daughter is not less beautiful than Angelababy and thanks to her natural size zero mother (formerly size zero, she's ballooned up to a two) has a slender body type that will likely meet Hollywood specifications in ten years.

Yuch. Creepy. I didn't like reading that.

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Saw a picture of a high school girl and the caption was "When my A's became B's so did my Grades"

 

Ha. Did I mention I'm glad I have boys ?!!!!

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I think having no kids is the best. With boys you worry about them having too many shotsup and forgetting to make sure protection is in place in the heat of the moment. Sure the "good" news is if you are told you are going to be a grandpa that it's not your boy carrying the kid, but then you'll have her and her parents knocking on your door asking for financial help with this (because your son is only 15 or less and isn't working..). :wall:

 

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Most of you were not helpful. This would've been so less disturbing if she was a boy. Why couldn't she have been a boy!!!!!

 

Then you would have walked in on your gay son having the butt sex. Awkward.

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Dude... fock that little shlt boyfriend. I agree they are 18/19 and are going to fock, but to do it while you are home... Thats the issue. You are scarred for life probably in some way. I know i would be. Knowing that your daughter is probably having sex at a mature age is one thing, seeing it happen is something totally different.

 

I say scare the fock out of the kid and make sure he knows if a a child comes of it he will not be getting out of taking care of it. You still do have to talk to your daughter about it unfortunately.

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Unless your dau is really tight

 

That's what got her into this. :thumbsdown:

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