Anybody ever

[TheNewGirl 1,545]

Most of you were not helpful. This would've been so less disturbing if she was a boy. Why couldn't she have been a boy!!!!!

What kind of answers were you hoping for?

 

She's 18. Either make her pay rent or kick her out, or she needs to follow your rules. Fock, even when I lived at home at 22 I still had rules to follow.

Talk to BOTH of them about being safe.

 

They are going to do it. They are going to find places to do it; cars, his house, your house, wherever. You can't stop that part. I am sure you were a 19 year old boy once, right?

[DankNuggs 305]

Ed won the thread

[BunnysBastatrds 2,525]

Thank Gawd I don't have a daughter. Good luck with that.

[NewbieJr 541]

Thank Gawd I don't have a daughter. Good luck with that.

It's not easy, believe me. Mine is 19. I get gray hairs every day because of that girl

[tanatastic 2,062]

When shes 18 your only goal is to keep her from getting pregnant and ruining her life as well as yours when you have to take care of it. Dont be shy, make sure you have the talk with her over and over about protecton and not being a dummy. Also im shocked at how dumb these boys are that get the girls pregnant. I know it feels too good to pull out but geez have some sense.

[vuduchile 1,945]

I got caught sneaking into my gf's bedroom window late at night when I was 19. We used to do it all the time, and I guess the neighbor decided to get nosy one night. The cops came to the door, and I hid under the bed. When her dad finished talking to them he walked back into his room yelling "Lisa, tell vuduchile to go home".

 

When I saw him a week later it was more than awkward. I didn't say anything at first. Just sat next to Lisa on the couch. He was watching tv and never looked away. After about 15 minutes, he started shaking his head and then said "HORNY. HORN I AY." Then he left the room

 

That's the only time we ever spoke of it.

[MDC 7,600]

Edjr nailed the fake answer but he real one is to sit them down and talk to them about:

 

1. Protection, the enormous responsibility of having a kid too young and the likelihood that is going to happen if they're not using anything.

 

2. The fact that focking in your house while you are home and could potentially see / hear it / otherwise know it's going on is just downright rude and not adult behavior?

 

I'd stress #2. They ARE going to fock in your house when you're not home but this is not right at any age among anyone.

[posty 2,765]

WTF is Congradulations?

[tanatastic 2,062]

I got caught sneaking into my gf's bedroom window late at night when I was 19. We used to do it all the time, and I guess the neighbor decided to get nosy one night. The cops came to the door, and I hid under the bed. When her dad finished talking to them he walked back into his room yelling "Lisa, tell vuduchile to go home".

 

When I saw him a week later it was more than awkward. I didn't say anything at first. Just sat next to Lisa on the couch. He was watching tv and never looked away. After about 15 minutes, he started shaking his head and then said "HORNY. HORN I AY." Then he left the room

 

That's the only time we ever spoke of it.

Um...thats a strange thing to say.

[phillybear 366]

Um...thats a strange thing to say.

 

Perhaps he was focking the daughter of Foghorn Leghorn.

[vuduchile 1,945]

Um...thats a strange thing to say.

Tell Lisa's dad. He said it.

[Mookz 1,359]

Was he bigger than me?

[Kopy 573]

UPDATE. Daughter sends me a text asking if I want chinese food for supper. Her treat.

Hmmmmmm. I do like food. I really like chinese. And she NEVER buys.

This might not be so bad after all.

[Artista 460]

I hope you don't get a congratulations grandpa card..

[edjr 6,694]

UPDATE. Daughter sends me a text asking if I want chinese food for supper. Her treat.

Hmmmmmm. I do like food. I really like chinese. And she NEVER buys.

This might not be so bad after all.

 

enjoy lapping up her boyfriend's seamen

[dain11279 977]

UPDATE. Daughter sends me a text asking if I want chinese food for supper. Her treat.

Hmmmmmm. I do like food. I really like chinese. And she NEVER buys.

This might not be so bad after all.

Will Mr. D1ck in your Daughter be attending as well?

[Sho Nuff 720]

ed just won it again.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

I need some answers here:

- What position were they in? Was he plowing her from behind? Reverse cowgirl?

- Is she well groomed? If she had that thing shaved down, you know that she was DTF and I would question that whole "we were virgins" crap.

- Did he end up finishing? If I were caught like that, I would have to finish up before moving the car.

- Condom or bareback?

[Kopy 573]

enjoy lapping up her boyfriend's seamen

Your a bad person.

[Kopy 573]

I hope you don't get a congratulations grandpa card..

I cant spell.

[Kopy 573]

Will Mr. D1ck in your Daughter be attending as well?

NO!

[Kopy 573]

I need some answers here:

- What position were they in? Was he plowing her from behind? Reverse cowgirl?

- Is she well groomed? If she had that thing shaved down, you know that she was DTF and I would question that whole "we were virgins" crap.

- Did he end up finishing? If I were caught like that, I would have to finish up before moving the car.

- Condom or bareback?

Not touching any of that.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,525]

UPDATE. Daughter sends me a text asking if I want chinese food for supper. Her treat.

Hmmmmmm. I do like food. I really like chinese. And she NEVER buys.

This might not be so bad after all.

When you read your fortune cookie, be sure to add "in bed" at the end.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

UPDATE. Daughter sends me a text asking if I want chinese food for supper. Her treat.

Hmmmmmm. I do like food. I really like chinese. And she NEVER buys.

This might not be so bad after all.

Ask her if she is ordering the cream of sum yung gai.

[Sho Nuff 720]

Ask her if she is ordering the cream of sum yung gai.

She already did.

[shotsup 833]

Not touching any of that.

Come on you can't bring this story here and leave out the best part. FatPat has some legit questions that needs answering.

 

OK you can leave out the "was she groomed" if you want - although is one of the most compelling if you will. Come on. Spill it.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

Come on you can't bring this story here and leave out the best part. FatPat has some legit questions that needs answering.

 

OK you can leave out the "was she groomed" if you want - although is one of the most compelling if you will. Come on. Spill it.

[tanatastic 2,062]

This thread def has potential for a great finish.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

This def has potential for a great finish.

that's what his daughter thought before dad walked in.

[IGotWorms 4,060]

Im legit getting hard from this thread.

 

Shes 18, shes an adult she can do what she wants. All this talk about punishment and taking her door. Good luck taking my door when im 18 and paying rent, fock no.

 

also what the hell is with people who dont lock the door? I thought that only happened in movies. Id never bang somewhere without the door locked.

This.

 

Hot thread.

 

Kopy I'd say this backfired as we're all imagining what it'd be like to fock your 18 year old daughter. Hell even TNG is imagining what it'd be like to BE your daughter getting focked

[Giants Fan 85]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[shotsup 833]

This.

 

Hot thread.

 

Kopy I'd say this backfired as we're all imagining what it'd be like to fock your 18 year old daughter. Hell even TNG is imagining what it'd be like to BE your daughter getting focked

I think we are going to need a code word for Kopy's daughters vag1na.

[dain11279 977]

At least post some sort of pic of your daughter so we can decide if we're envious of this brave little fock or not. TIA

[phillybear 366]

I need some answers here:

- What position were they in? Was he plowing her from behind? Reverse cowgirl?

- Is she well groomed? If she had that thing shaved down, you know that she was DTF and I would question that whole "we were virgins" crap.

- Did he end up finishing? If I were caught like that, I would have to finish up before moving the car.

- Condom or bareback?

 

When it was over, she jumped up and tumbled backwards into the endzone while grabbing her crotch and being pelted by Skittles.

[tanatastic 2,062]

At least post some sort of pic of your daughter so we can decide if we're envious of this brave little fock or not. TIA

I absolutely agree, we need a pic. Save me the 5 min it would take to find her online.

[Meglamaniac 652]

 

Perhaps he was focking the daughter of Foghorn Leghorn.

LOL

[Kopy 573]

UPDATE Part 2. The chinese was really yummy, and dad drank alot. Mom is taking care of everything, and all I have to do with her is pretend I didn't see a thing.

 

As for stud muffin. I suppose I'll play that one by year. I'm thinking going all Al Bundy on his @ss.

[Artista 460]

UPDATE Part 2. The chinese was really yummy, and dad drank alot. Mom is taking care of everything, and all I have to do with her is pretend I didn't see a thing.

 

As for stud muffin. I suppose I'll play that one by year. I'm thinking going all Al Bundy on his @ss.

Pretty much what I said...

[Voltaire 5,368]

I've no idea how I would handle this. It's something all dads have to deal with but not me for a few more years.

 

My daughter is still only eight but already gets gorgeous girl treatment. She was chosen the fairy princess of her dance troupe despite not being the best dancer. It was an unfair competition, one of the girls complained that she was only chosen because she was so beautiful. She was also chosen for her school choir despite not having any vocal training and not being particularly talented. (Unlike my son who can sing well.) Then at their performance, she was positioned front and center. It's well known to us that there are boys that have crushes on her; as my wife waits to pick up my daughter at school, sometimes she overhears them talking about her - not realizing the girls' s mother is right there.

 

So it's coming.

 

I'm hopeful that when the first one winds up in the hospital or graveyard word will get around to the others.

[Artista 460]

Personally, I would have felt uncomfortable if my dad saw me/did the talk or even with him with my mom. Women I know felt the same way. Leave dad out of it and just have him deal with mom and mom deal with the dau. Unless your dau is really tight with you the dad then it should be ok. JMO.