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Glad it is locked.

 

Only Natzi's lock non GFIAFP threadas.

 

:wave:

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Glad it is locked.

 

Only Natzi's lock non GFIAFP threadas.

 

:wave:

 

Probably best. There was a lot of negative mojo in that thread. If my d1ck takes a turn for the worse I'll start a new thread. :cheers:

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Probably best. There was a lot of negative mojo in that thread. If my d1ck takes a turn for the worse I'll start a new thread. :cheers:

What if my balls somehow end up on your face and your dik takes a turn for....uh...nevermind :ninja:

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What are...three things in my underpants? :dunno:

Your mom, your sister and your uncle

 

What do I win? :banana:

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Your mom, your sister and your uncle

 

What do I win? :banana:

A humorectomy? :dunno:

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A humorectomy? :dunno:

Lord knows my drunk ass needs one as of recent. I haven't brought the funny in years :(

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Lord knows my drunk ass needs one as of recent. I haven't brought the funny in years :(

You need to cook more zhit and post it.

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You need to cook more zhit and post it.

You focks actually enjoyed that?

 

Mebbe I will :banana:

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So with your UTI are you still banging the old lady?

Sorta... She and I both suspect I caught it from her, although the internet varies widely on the ability to get a UTI from somebody else. Seems reasonable to me that if you exchange fluids you can pass it on. Anyway, we've had sex once or twice since the OP but once the official diagnosis came in, we are sorta in a no-intercourse mindset until I finish off the antibiotics, just to make sure.

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I am very glad I didn't participate in that other thread. That thing got ugly. Personal attack ugly. Not the usual 'you're a pussie, you're a phag' stuff. Oy

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Can't we all just get along mutherfuckers

 

:wave:

You kinda took that off the table in the aforementioned d1ck thread :lol:

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Makes me laugh when a thread gets locked and then someone just goes and starts a new one.

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I understand why t!ts droop. But why is my sack getting longer?

 

To check the temperature of the bowl water when you sit down.

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To check the temperature of the bowl water when you sit down.

That's what my long schlong is for.

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You kinda took that off the table in the aforementioned d1ck thread :lol:

Come in Wormy. I'm trying here.

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Just catching up on cancer dicks and other assorted things I've missed the last few days.

 

Jerry, hope lil jerry is doing better. I've kept your wife's bagina nice and warm for you when you're 100%.

 

:cheers:

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, hope lil jerry is doing better.

 

 

At least that is the way Sux explained it - as per some broad :ninja:

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At least that is the way Sux explained it - as per some broad :ninja:

 

I already said I'm a grower. :mad:

 

Anyway, I hold no grudges. :cheers:

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I already said I'm a grower. :mad:

 

 

Us growers need to stick together. :thumbsup:

 

Figuratively, you faggits...figuratively

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I've kept your wife's bagina nice and warm for you when you're 100%.

 

:cheers:

 

Thanks, it is that kind of brotherly love which keeps me posting here. :wub:

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Did it fall off yet?

 

No. It is as beautiful as it used to be. :thumbsup:

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