Signs That a Girl is a Freak in the Sheets

[NorthernVike 2,100]

 

Touched a nerve?

Not at all Mr trump.

[shorepatrol 1,871]

Nurses

WINNER and it's not close. Nurses are focking insane

[fandandy 3,314]

I was married to a nurse. Definitely not a freak in the sheets. Although the fact that my foreplay was asking her if she minded if I disappointed her for five minutes might have had something to do with it.

[Hardcore troubadour 16,020]

Teachers are the new nurses.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

Teachers are the new nurses.

Only for their students, though.

[shorepatrol 1,871]

I was married to a nurse. Definitely not a freak in the sheets.

Not with you, but trust me, she was a FREAK in the sheets with somebody

[wiffleball 4,797]

has anybody trotted out the Chris Rock line about tongue piercing?

[Hardcore troubadour 16,020]

Military chicks are very, very ho-ish.

[wiffleball 4,797]

Military chicks are very, very ho-ish.

 

You mean married/dating military or actually serving?

 

Because actually serving usually equals dyke.

 

But married/dating? Sure, they're white trash.

 

As well portrayed in Ossifer and GentileMan.

[vuduchile 1,947]

You just gotta watch her dance. If she can move on the dance floor, she can move in bed.

 

I was at my 7 yr old niece's cheerleading competition years ago.

 

At one point, the moms all got up to dance the hokey pokey with their kids.

 

I still get a boner when I remember how one of those moms moved her hips as she put her right foot in, out and shook it all about.

[WhiteWonder 2,995]

Nurses too. They are used to bodily functions and dirty things.

Just ask medstoopid

[WhiteWonder 2,995]

You just gotta watch her dance.

I was at my 7 yr old niece's cheerleading competition years ago.

 

I bet you were

[vuduchile 1,947]

I bet you were

Well, we were in Kentucky.