edjr 6,580 Posted February 2, 2018 When Longshanks brought back jus primae noctis. Why didn't William Wallace, just not get married He knew the law, the common folk were talking about it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,287 Posted February 2, 2018 Dumb movie and total vanity vehicle for a nut job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
12th Man 884 Posted February 2, 2018 Dumb movie and total vanity vehicle for a nut job. so movies, women and carbs? What the fock do you know about? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 3,121 Posted February 2, 2018 When Longshanks brought back jus primae noctis. Why didn't William Wallace, just not get married He knew the law, the common folk were talking about it. I'm guessing that they truly believed premarital sex was a sin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,580 Posted February 2, 2018 I'm guessing that they truly believed premarital sex was a sin. that sets her up to be raped by a noble though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,062 Posted February 2, 2018 Dumb movie and total vanity vehicle for a nut job.Bite your tongue, knave. Awesome movie, won many Oscars including best director for Mel and best picture overall. Set the standard for medieval battle scenes to this day. Among the best movies ever made imo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 5,251 Posted February 2, 2018 When Longshanks brought back jus primae noctis. Why didn't William Wallace, just not get married He knew the law, the common folk were talking about it. Well that's why they had that whole thing about him getting married in secret...so his favorite sheep wouldn't find out about it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,580 Posted February 2, 2018 Also. when running up behind someone to stab them with a sword, always scream he knows you're coming. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted February 2, 2018 I do know the girl had a tremendous rack on her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 893 Posted February 2, 2018 When Longshanks brought back jus primae noctis. Why didn't William Wallace, just not get married He knew the law, the common folk were talking about it. ur an idiot per usual. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,580 Posted February 2, 2018 ur an idiot per usual. says the guy that uses UR Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,945 Posted February 2, 2018 Yeah. And while were at it, why did he pronounce Pick a fight As Peck o feet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,789 Posted February 2, 2018 I do know the girl had a tremendous rack on her. I remember when the movie came out, they had William Wallace action figures. They had her too, but she was a Pez dispenser. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,789 Posted February 2, 2018 By far my favorite scene in that movie has to be when Longshanks discusses War plans with his sons War advisor. Freaking laughed out loud. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,580 Posted February 2, 2018 By far my favorite scene in that movie has to be when Longshanks discusses War plans with his sons War advisor. Freaking laughed out loud. His sons tongue bather Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,789 Posted February 2, 2018 I read a book on the actual Braveheart. The Scottish are obviously pissed off at the movie version. But them. It's done more for Scottish tourism then everything else in history combined. While some of the storylines and characters are just flat-out fiction, some of the methods and tactics where indeed attributable to William Wallace. Two that I remember are the very long bike that they use to defeat the cavalry. The other one was not really addressed as much in the film but was pretty much Common Sense these days. There was a bridge that went over really untenable soil. The convention back in the day was to let the British or whomever get all of their troops across the bridge before attacking. Now imagine that. This could take a couple of days to get an entire Army across one Ricky ass bridge. And the Scottish were expected to just sit there and did a limb cells and wait to be slaughtered. WW obviously said that. And it was one of his most decisive victories. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 5,251 Posted February 2, 2018 I read a book on the actual Braveheart. The Scottish are obviously pissed off at the movie version. But ###### them. It's done more for Scottish tourism then everything else in history combined. While some of the storylines and characters are just flat-out fiction, some of the methods and tactics where indeed attributable to William Wallace. Two that I remember are the very long bike that they use to defeat the cavalry. The other one was not really addressed as much in the film but was pretty much Common Sense these days. There was a bridge that went over really untenable soil. The convention back in the day was to let the British or whomever get all of their troops across the bridge before attacking. Now imagine that. This ###### could take a couple of days to get an entire Army across one Ricky ass bridge. And the Scottish were expected to just sit there and did a limb cells and wait to be slaughtered. WW obviously said ###### that. And it was one of his most decisive victories. I read that about the bridge(Battle of Stirling?) and was surprised that wasn't in the movie also...maybe it didn't seem as heroic... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted February 2, 2018 One of the best parts of the movie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,789 Posted February 2, 2018 One of the best parts of the movie Yep. See above. Hey, you guys said you wanted to be more represented in film, here you go! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted February 2, 2018 Yep. See above. Hey, you guys said you wanted to be more represented in film, here you go! Missed your post man. I laughed my a$$ on everytime I see that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,062 Posted February 2, 2018 One of the best parts of the movie Damn, was hoping it would show where he draws his dagger to attack the king and gets bitchslapped. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted February 2, 2018 Damn, was hoping it would show where he draws his dagger to attack the king and gets bitchslapped. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,062 Posted February 2, 2018 Perfect, that whole scene is incredible. The shots of the king thumping to the room behind the door, his calm demeanor after his son tries to murder him, just brilliance. This whole freaking movie is a masterclass in directing, character work, storytelling, fight scene choreography, editing, everything. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted February 3, 2018 Perfect, that whole scene is incredible. The shots of the king thumping to the room behind the door, his calm demeanor after his son tries to murder him, just brilliance. This whole freaking movie is a masterclass in directing, character work, storytelling, fight scene choreography, editing, everything. Agreed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,789 Posted February 3, 2018 Missed your post man. I laughed my a$$ on everytime I see that. Discussing his legacy - Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
