wiffleball 4,645 Posted February 13, 2018 https://www.buzzfeed.com/mrloganrhoades/a-complete-ranking-of-almost-every-single-mitch-hedberg-joke?utm_term=.meXJM1o9VE#.rhV5xljwoY Man, He and Patrice O'Neal were 2 my favorites. Sucks that they're gone. If you got nothing better to do, and let's face it, you don't, here's a list of Mitch's jokes. Dude is a genius. Proven more so by the fact that his delivery made these jokes. There's still funny this way, but man, he absolutely slayed on stage. One of those comedians that other comedians loved. Anyway, just a cool thing to check in and out of during the day. One of my favorite jokes is about how ducks eat free at Subway. But I'll leave that for you to find. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,562 Posted February 13, 2018 I can't look at a pizza anymore without first IDing the "Gives to Charity" slice. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted February 13, 2018 "My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said no, but I want a regular banana later, so yeah" "Rice is OK if you want to eat a thousand of something" "I can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove I bought a donut" I loved Mitch......glad I got to see him once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted February 14, 2018 Never heard of him. Signed, frank & kutulu Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,146 Posted February 14, 2018 Never heard of him. Signed, frank & kutulu He's my favorite comedian and I have quoted him here many times. I bought 3 of his albums. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,549 Posted February 14, 2018 He's got that one set with some smooth jazz in the background. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,146 Posted February 14, 2018 He's got that one set with some smooth jazz in the background.That's one of the albums. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,549 Posted February 14, 2018 That's one of the albums. I've heard him mostly on sirius Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pt_mck 7 Posted February 15, 2018 I used to like Mitch Hedberg. I still do but I used to too. 4 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,146 Posted February 15, 2018 I used to like Mitch Hedberg. I still do but I used to too. I really enjoy carpeting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted February 15, 2018 I used to like Mitch Hedberg. I still do but I used to too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,645 Posted February 15, 2018 I used to like Mitch Hedberg. I still do but I used to too. That is absolutely excellent man. Quality work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,656 Posted November 10, 2022 Funny stuff. Even today Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimHauck 1,801 Posted November 10, 2022 One thing I agree with HT on. My favorite was the vending machine bit. I went to the vending machine to get some candy. The button I was supposed to push was HH, so I went to the H button pushed it twice…freaking potato chips came out. there was an HH button for chrissakes. I never learned my AA BB CC’s. I want a vending machine that sells vending machines. It’d have to be real f’ing big Do you know that little flap that comes up at the bottom of the vending machines to prevent you from reaching up? That’s a good invention. Because otherwise it’d be “what candy bar are you getting? That one. And every one on the bottom row!” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,286 Posted November 10, 2022 Just started seeing him and some of his bits. Very funny guy. great delivery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,549 Posted November 12, 2022 Probably it's just me but this guy reminds me just a little bit of Mitch. Either way I dig his comedy.... Sheng Wang, on Netflix, "Sweet and Juicy" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
