Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted February 13, 2018 No job, work for your food stamps. Fock off in highschool no diploma? Work camp till you wise up! Too fat to work... 1500 calories a day food stamps till you can slim down and work. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baker Boy 1,485 Posted February 13, 2018 Obesity is a major problem among America’s poor! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted February 13, 2018 Good luck with that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted February 13, 2018 I really feel like with technology the way it is kids can't focus. So what I'm proposing is a special camp for concentration..... We'll identify certain types of people and kids that need to go to this camp and will give them cool little star badges they can wear on their shirts with their name on them. They will enjoy a lovely train ride to our campsite. There will be plenty of fires for marshmallows and we save time to have more fun by having group showers. Thoughts? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted February 13, 2018 No job, work for your food stamps. Fock off in highschool no diploma? Work camp till you wise up! Too fat to work... 1500 calories a day food stamps till you can slim down and work. I hope it has a chain link fence so I see the cast of Jersey Shore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted February 13, 2018 I really feel like with technology the way it is kids can't focus. So what I'm proposing is a special camp for concentration..... We'll identify certain types of people and kids that need to go to this camp and will give them cool little star badges they can wear on their shirts with their name on them. They will enjoy a lovely train ride to our campsite. There will be plenty of fires for marshmallows and we save time to have more fun by having group showers. Thoughts? So your suggesting concentration camps? Brilliant! You may have to come up with a different name though, that one may have already been used. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,039 Posted February 13, 2018 It seems like everyday we are just inching closer and closer to full-on hunger games. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted February 13, 2018 I really feel like with technology the way it is kids can't focus. So what I'm proposing is a special camp for concentration..... We'll identify certain types of people and kids that need to go to this camp and will give them cool little star badges they can wear on their shirts with their name on them. They will enjoy a lovely train ride to our campsite. There will be plenty of fires for marshmallows and we save time to have more fun by having group showers. Thoughts? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted February 13, 2018 So your suggesting concentration camps? Brilliant! You may have to come up with a different name though, that one may have already been used. So you think I might have a little marketing issue with the Concentration Camp? Ok....noted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,039 Posted February 13, 2018 I know I've heard that bit before, but I can't remember who did it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted February 13, 2018 I know I've heard that bit before, but I can't remember who did it. Ha I did. A buddy of mine and me off and on we'll come up with our fake company called gfy Industries where we come up with crap like this. (Not that some actual comic might not have come up with something like that but I'm not aware of it anyway) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted February 13, 2018 It seems like everyday we are just inching closer and closer to full-on hunger games. No one what's to see you in a flame dress. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,039 Posted February 13, 2018 Ha I did. A buddy of mine and me off and on we'll come up with our fake company called gfy Industries where we come up with crap like this. (Not that some actual comic might not have come up with something like that but I'm not aware of it anyway) Did you post it here before, pretty sure I LMAO the first time I saw it too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted February 13, 2018 Did you post it here before, pretty sure I LMAO the first time I saw it too. Yeah... Just seemed like a good post to crack it back out 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted February 13, 2018 Our last idea is to sell advertising on terrorist trucks that mow people down..... I mean that footage is around forever. And here's all these blank white trucks With nothing on them. Just think you're watching the news seeing all this terrible footage and then boom hey Scotty's Lawn Service on the side of the truck.... Boom. Marketing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bandrus1 413 Posted February 13, 2018 You know who will love this all those govt employees oops I mean private contractors out there keeping blue collar jobs alive via tax money Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 936 Posted February 13, 2018 Obesity is a major problem among America’s poor! Well yeah,when Moon Pies are considered a food group and can be purchased with EBT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,564 Posted February 14, 2018 So you think I might have a little marketing issue with the Concentration Camp? Ok....noted. Maybe "Focus Groups" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites