edjr 5,567 Posted May 10, 2018 Power of the Schwartzel is going to win this focking thing. you watch, We all know this entire thing is like poker, 80% luck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted May 10, 2018 Phil's shirt is dreadful I don't even wear long sleeves in Florida in January. Toughen up man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted May 10, 2018 Phil is going to win low Homo for the week and piss Kaymer off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted May 10, 2018 Phil is going to win low Homo for the week and piss Kaymer off. LOMO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 824 Posted May 10, 2018 Pretty disappointing to only have two players tied for 1st. Id expected four of my guys at a minimum to be leading at this juncture. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted May 10, 2018 Cruzer... I don't want you to get discouraged but things are not looking good for our hero. We really hamstrung ourselves with Kisner in the 2nd but I feel like there's still hope. We need to come up with something to turn this thing around. I'm going to have my "rally dinner" tonight (Pork tenderloin - med rare, homemade applesauce, sesame semolina bread, mashed potatoes and a couple gin and tonics). I might even go wreck Sawgrass on PS4 playing as Kevin Kisner to get some good vibes into the world. I feel like you might want to do a rally breakfast tomorrow (2 eggs - OE, thick cut bacon, Texas toast, and a big glass of Florida orange juice). Anything else you can think of to bring this thing home? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted May 10, 2018 Cruzer... I don't want you to get discouraged but things are not looking good for our hero. We really hamstrung ourselves with Kisner in the 2nd but I feel like there's still hope. We need to come up with something to turn this thing around. I'm going to have my "rally dinner" tonight (Pork tenderloin - med rare, homemade applesauce, sesame semolina bread, mashed potatoes and a couple gin and tonics). I might even go wreck Sawgrass on PS4 playing as Kevin Kisner to get some good vibes into the world. I feel like you might want to do a rally breakfast tomorrow (2 eggs - OE, thick cut bacon, Texas toast, and a big glass of Florida orange juice). Anything else you can think of to bring this thing home? On a day when everybody and their dog is going low.......Kisner posts 77, Levy just doubled and Molinari bogeys his 1st hole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted May 10, 2018 6 golfers - 6 scores under par Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted May 10, 2018 Pretty disappointing to only have two players tied for 1st. Id expected four of my guys at a minimum to be leading at this juncture. you're not even going to be in the lead after today Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 824 Posted May 10, 2018 you're not even going to be in the lead after today God would never allow such a calamity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted May 10, 2018 On a day when everybody and their dog is going low.......Kisner posts 77, Levy just doubled and Molinari bogeys his 1st hole. Yeah but what are you doing to turn it around? Just got a rally lunch (Culvers double bacon, fries, iced tea) and am about to have a rally meeting (changes to our Exchange GAL). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted May 10, 2018 If you are willing to dig into the stats and put in the work, you too can find a Webb Simpson.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted May 10, 2018 Yeah but what are you doing to turn it around? Just got a rally lunch (Culvers double bacon, fries, iced tea) and am about to have a rally meeting (changes to our Exchange GAL). The way it's looking..............bending over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted May 10, 2018 The way it's looking..............bending over. RALLY bending over. Cmon man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted May 10, 2018 RALLY bending over. Cmon man. You're new to the curse, so your enthusiasm is understandable....... And I do appreciate it - but the jinx is real, gong on 4 or 5 tournaments in a row now. On a day when names like Tyrone Van Aawegen, Brice Garnett, Cody Gribble and Harold Varner are under par - I've managed to pick 4 guys actually over par.. Even the alternate who just got in at the last minute is freaking 5 under. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LOD01 191 Posted May 10, 2018 Pretty disappointing to only have two players tied for 1st. Id expected four of my guys at a minimum to be leading at this juncture. Yeah we all see who's jackhammering the suckpipe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted May 10, 2018 Sharl -5 at the turn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted May 10, 2018 Russell Knox Russell Henley Ben An Scott Piercy Sean ohair Ryan Palmer I'd be beating Cruzer by 2 strokes ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted May 10, 2018 I'd be beating Cruzer by 2 strokes ... Lol, see? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted May 10, 2018 Lol, see? Maybe if you were rallying instead of giving up, we'd be mounting our comeback! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted May 10, 2018 Maybe if you were rallying instead of giving up, we'd be mounting our comeback! Like I said, this is your 1st curse rodeo............. I'm on my 5th. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,172 Posted May 10, 2018 Power of the Schwartzel is going to win this focking thing. you watch, We all know this entire thing is like poker, 80% luck. WW is on the clock at 6.09. WW types 6.09 charl schwartzel. WW pauses and thinks, charl schwartzel has sucked all year except for a team event with Oosty and last week at Wells Fargo a big t9. Martin Laird has played much better all season and has had some really good players finishes. WW changes his pick and hits submit. Paul Casey drops out Edjr picks Charl as his replacement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,172 Posted May 10, 2018 I'd be beating Cruzer by 2 strokes ... i thought glover was drafted or i would have used him in that 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted May 10, 2018 Team Cruzer: 2nd pick (Kisner): +5 3rd pick (Molinari): +3 4th pick (Stanley): +3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,172 Posted May 10, 2018 Oh Sergio not quite the same ring as "oh tiger!, oh tiger!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,172 Posted May 10, 2018 Standings After Round 1 1. CBF -15 (-6, -6, -3) 2. Dain -12 (-6, -4, -2) *tie breaker top golfer -6 3. Edjr -12 (-5, -4, -3) *tie breaker top golfer -5 4. KSB -12 (-4, -4, -4) 5. WW -11 (-6, -3, -2) 6. LOD -10 (-6, -4, E) 7. Nugg -7 (-6, -1, E) *tie breaker top golfer -6 8. Fumb -7 (-4, -2, -1) *tie breaker 4th golfer -1 9. Pat -7 (-4, -2, -1) 0. Cruz -2 (-2, -1, +1) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 824 Posted May 10, 2018 Standings After Round 1 3. Edjr -12 (-5, -4, -3) Ouch. Cant imagine limping in at such a high score. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted May 10, 2018 Fock everybody on my team....... Plus all the pigs I've taken recently who decided to play today: Horschel, Noren, Schniederjans and Cantlay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,172 Posted May 10, 2018 at least 4 guys right now who might be sweating out the cut tomorrow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 824 Posted May 11, 2018 Is -25 (or whatever it is my score is) the lowest anyone has ever went in round 1? Hell, did I go lower today than most champions go over four days? I havent bothered looking any of this up, but the fans are saying the answer is Yes. Sounds right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 928 Posted May 11, 2018 Standings After Round 1 1. CBF -15 (-6, -6, -3) 2. Dain -12 (-6, -4, -2) *tie breaker top golfer -6 3. Edjr -12 (-5, -4, -3) *tie breaker top golfer -5 4. KSB -12 (-4, -4, -4) 5. WW -11 (-6, -3, -2) 6. LOD -10 (-6, -4, E) 7. Nugg -7 (-6, -1, E) *tie breaker top golfer -6 8. Fumb -7 (-4, -2, -1) *tie breaker 4th golfer -1 9. Pat -7 (-4, -2, -1) 0. Cruz -2 (-2, -1, +1) Good job with the color scheme WW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,172 Posted May 11, 2018 Good job with the color scheme WW someone noticed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted May 11, 2018 someone noticed I've been doing it for 3 years, not one peep ever for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,172 Posted May 11, 2018 I've been doing it for 3 years, not one peep ever for me. you just can't hear us all the way down there Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted May 11, 2018 Ouch. Cant imagine limping in at such a high score. Not sure what you're trying to say here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 928 Posted May 11, 2018 This focking guy is wearing this stupid shirt again? How can it even be comfortable when you're sweating in the Florida heat in long sleeves? He deserves to shoot even worse today Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted May 11, 2018 This focking guy is wearing this stupid shirt again? How can it even be comfortable when you're sweating in the Florida heat in long sleeves? He deserves to shoot even worse today Wasn't he like 6 over yesterday? where do you watch? pgatour.com? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 928 Posted May 11, 2018 Wasn't he like 6 over yesterday? where do you watch? pgatour.com? I've got the PGA Tour Live app, it's 5 bucks a month Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
