tikigods 76 Posted May 25, 2018 No herpes involved. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted May 25, 2018 Trying to climb up a chicken's a$$ is tough Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted May 25, 2018 So long for the spermoff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 4,095 Posted May 25, 2018 Fleshlight doesn't count. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted May 25, 2018 Fleshlight doesn't count. Â You bald headed, right wing f#ck nut. Â I love you. Â and my fleshlight Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted May 25, 2018 Link? Â http://www.sears.com/morbid-enterprises-adult-s-giant-nose-mask/p-SPM15278787624?sid=IDx20110310x00001i&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIk7bJ8OOh2wIVmK_sCh1dCwuNEAYYAiABEgJgP_D_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds&dclid=CMDz-vjjodsCFcVANwodlKAL-A Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted May 25, 2018 There it is. Took longer then 3,2,1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,532 Posted May 25, 2018 what's the going rate for a crackho? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,410 Posted May 25, 2018 I was hoping to do so, but we had a parenting disagreement earlier today which generally results in a lot of talking and not much focking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted May 25, 2018 Sux might be available Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,741 Posted May 25, 2018 I was hoping to do so, but we had a parenting disagreement earlier today which generally results in a lot of talking and not much focking. Stuff your cack in her mouth? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,410 Posted May 25, 2018 Stuff your cack in her mouth? Â We have an interesting dynamic in these situations where things don't usually go well. She is not into the concept of makeup secks, but she'll end up with some attempt to throw me some pity secks and I'll be a dickwad and tell her I'm not interested in that. I have this thing about only being interested in a chick if she wants me, it is why I'm not a fan of strip clubs in general, and have never seen the allure of whoores. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,410 Posted May 25, 2018 TMI dude  Really? Wanna hear about my experience with Sux's couch? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,741 Posted May 25, 2018 Â We have an interesting dynamic in these situations where things don't usually go well. She is not into the concept of makeup secks, but she'll end up with some attempt to throw me some pity secks and I'll be a dickwad and tell her I'm not interested in that. I have this thing about only being interested in a chick if she wants me, it is why I'm not a fan of strip clubs in general, and have never seen the allure of whoores. Oh I get all of that lol. My guilty conscious keeps me from whores Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,741 Posted May 25, 2018 TMI dude I stuck my d!ck in a glad trashbag with lotion and focked my mattress when I was kid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,741 Posted May 25, 2018 TMI dude  I stuck my d!ck in a glad trashbag with lotion and focked my mattress when I was kid. Meant to be a PM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,741 Posted May 25, 2018  TMI dude  I stuck my d!ck in a glad trashbag with lotion and focked my mattress when I was kid. Meant to be a PM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,733 Posted May 25, 2018 Congrats! Do you feel this is a long term relationship? Or did he leave after you were done? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted May 25, 2018 I stuck my d!ck in a glad trashbag with lotion and focked my mattress last night Share this post Link to post Share on other sites