Utilit99 4,099 Posted January 25, 2022 "Would you like something to drink while you look over the menu?". Answer. "I don't drink. Just a diet pepsi for me." These are coincidentally some of the cheapest tippers. . 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted January 25, 2022 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrhfSBbu1bY is that the foot long? and then some Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted January 25, 2022 13 minutes ago, Utilit99 said: "Would you like something to drink while you look over the menu?". Answer. "I don't drink. Just a diet pepsi for me." These are coincidentally some of the cheapest tippers. . I always order water at 1st to see the servers reaction. Being a bartender, I tip very well. Just want to see how they sulk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted January 25, 2022 10 minutes ago, edjr said: I always order water at 1st to see the servers reaction. Being a bartender, I tip very well. Just want to see how they sulk. "Just water for me." "Fock." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted January 25, 2022 Just now, Utilit99 said: "Just water for me." "Fock." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,891 Posted January 25, 2022 Did you wait tables while trying to make it as a dancer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted January 25, 2022 1 minute ago, MDC said: Did you wait tables while trying to make it as a dancer? Weird take on things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted January 25, 2022 10 minutes ago, MDC said: Did you wait tables while trying to make it as a dancer? I'm a private dancer, a dancer for many and any old music will do Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Masshole 642 Posted January 25, 2022 "We'd like to split this dish . . . " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted January 25, 2022 Server: do you wanna box for your food?? Me: No, I dont like violence. Total dad joke...hahaha 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted January 25, 2022 30 minutes ago, Cloaca du jour said: Server: do you wanna box for your food?? Me: No, I dont like violence. Total dad joke...hahaha Total dad humor. I waited on someone once who when I asked how his appetizer was he replied, "It's making me lose my appetite". Instead of reacting with a "What's wrong?" type of answer, I said, "And I bet by the time you finish your whole meal, you will have completely lost your appetite." He replied, "Oh you're good. Not many catch onto that." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustinCharge 2,397 Posted January 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Cloaca du jour said: Server: do you wanna box for your food?? Me: No, I dont like violence. Total dad joke...hahaha That's like at the checkout at the grocery: Checkout girl: do you want a bag? Me: im not that ugly! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,145 Posted January 26, 2022 3 minutes ago, JustinCharge said: That's like at the checkout at the grocery: Checkout girl: do you want a bag? Me: im not that ugly! Checkout girl: Whatever you say. Now buy something or get out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,513 Posted January 26, 2022 8 minutes ago, JustinCharge said: That's like at the checkout at the grocery: Checkout girl: do you want a bag? Me: im not that ugly! Checkout girl: maybe two, in case the first one breaks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horseman 1,514 Posted January 27, 2022 Didnt realize this was the retired waitress forum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted January 27, 2022 25 minutes ago, Horseman said: Didnt realize this was the retired waitress forum. Waiters and waitresses can get bent. You know what you’re signing up for and theres a reason you wait tables. I shouldn’t have to monetarily subsidize your career choice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites