I have done months of time in Facebook jail because I mastered my posting style here

[Eagles Green 34]

I blame all of you queers

[BeenHereBefore 1,333]

Was you talking about cats to much you got reported ?

[BeenHereBefore 1,333]

Serious never got ban on FB but know many friends that have. Time outs I mean. I been to Marlboro jail though.

[BeenHereBefore 1,333]

Anyhow what happened ?

[BeenHereBefore 1,333]

C'mon Man do tell.

[Big Guy 1,400]

I'm only still here so I can say the things I want to say there

[BeenHereBefore 1,333]

13 minutes ago, Big Guy said:

I'm only still here so I can say the things I want to say there

I posted political stuff on FB and never had a time out. I never got in a argument with others. I think that is how you are ban or persons report your post ?

[Eagles Green 34]

3 hours ago, BeenHereBefore said:

C'mon Man do tell.

Nothing spectacular. 
Just light political crap, and some mild insults. 
Called a dude a fat sloth and said I could hear his heavy breathing through my phone. 
Boom. 1 month in the hole like Andy muthafukin Dufresne. 

[supermike80 1,286]

Youre talking about facebook and youre calling US queers?

[edjr 5,567]

10 hours ago, Eagles Green said:

I blame all of you queers

I quit FB around the start of the scamdemic.   Best thing I ever did.

I do agree with you though. When I did reply to people, I found my FFT persona pissing people off

[TimmySmith 2,782]

Wife is a FBer.  Gets jailed all the time.  And you never know what it will be. 

[TheNewGirl 1,031]

Was it you who used to sell Oakley's? 

[Bier Meister 1,514]

Wb. Tell us a story….

[shorepatrol 1,737]

"Goat Focker" is apparently frowned upon 

[Eagles Green 34]

6 hours ago, TheNewGirl said:

Was it you who used to sell Oakley's? 

Yup. Or sometimes trade.  

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

Getting bannned from facebook...is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Like when your wife tells you "out of all your brothers, you have the biggest d1ck"

[Voltaire 4,560]

I thought I was being nice in my post, but I found out that you're not supposed to call trannies "trannies," so I only do that here now.

[shorepatrol 1,737]

53 minutes ago, Cloaca du jour said:

Getting bannned from facebook...is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Like when your wife tells you "out of all your brothers, you have the biggest d1ck"

Worry when they say "All MY bothers have a bigger d!ck and know how to use them"