Daylight savings permanent in 2023

[posty 2,699]

Move the clocks up 80 hours, make people really think about it...

[nobody 2,672]

1 minute ago, vomit said:

WAT R B BOOSTER!@#$

It's what you use so you can reach the dinner table.

[Utilit99 4,099]

Just now, vomit said:

Because your focking retarded, anyone that doesn't want to get up in the morning is weak, shut the fock up.

Also, Captain Comprehension, I never said it's too cold to walk at 5pm but not 6am.  I said I like to walk in the morning.  Then I asked what people do that want an extra hour of sunlight because it's generally too cold for most people to do anything.

I don't care if someone wants to get up in the morning. I do it all the time.

[Utilit99 4,099]

4 minutes ago, nobody said:

He can't even keep his lies straight in the span of 3 sentences  SAD!

I know. He's kinda nuts.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,429]

4 hours ago, nobody said:

He can't even keep his lies straight in the span of 3 sentences  SAD!

He must  have found out Trump was for it. Or against it. Either way, he went the opposite. 

[Utilit99 4,099]

This logic needs to stay alive. vomitpedo is such a genius.

  22 hours ago, vomit said:

No.  I wake up at 6AM every day.  Waking up when it's dark sucks.  Kids waiting for the bus in the dark sucks.  I like to go for a walk in the morning, doing it in the dark sucks.  In the afternoon, why do I care if the sun sets at 5 or 6?  It's too cold to enjoy the outside anyway

[vomit 502]

Man you guys look pathetic.  I'm sorry I embarrassed you in the covid thread

[Utilit99 4,099]

The vomitpedo is afraid of the dark. 

[josh wiley 58]

Just keep standard time all year. That way my kids can wind down a little earlier to be ready to go to sleep. No need to have the sun up til 9:00 in the mid summer.

[posty 2,699]

AOC To Vote Against Making Daylight Savings Permanent, Saying Americans Consume Too Much Sunlight Already

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-votes-to-keep-daylight-savings-citing-concern-about-what-if-we-run-out

WASHINGTON, D.C—The Senate has passed legislation that would make daylight savings time permanent. This decision has garnered bipartisan support but has run into a slight hiccup as congresswoman AOC has objected, stating we must continue to set our clocks twice a year.

"I for one am in favor of saving sunshine, not letting it go to waste, by selfishly consuming it all the time." said congresswoman AOC. "Setting our clocks twice a year is a small price to pay to ensure we never run out of our sunshine supply."

"These Senators are too lazy to be mildly inconvenienced to change their clocks and use up less sunlight in certain months." continued AOC. "In fact, I propose we should be setting our clocks even MORE to conserve sunlight."

AOC's fellow Congress members tried to explain to her that our Sun has 7 billion years of sunshine left and it's literally called the Sunshine Protection Act, but she remained unconvinced. "It's just like leaving my tesla lights on. Whenever I leave them on all night, my battery runs out quicker. And that's exactly what Congress wants to happen with the sun! It's lunacy!"

At publishing time, AOC proposed a revised version of the Green New Deal where Americans conserve sunlight by becoming nocturnal and only using up a maximum of 1 hour of sunlight a day.

[Utilit99 4,099]

WTF does this even mean? We have seriously mentally ill people in the government. 
 

"I for one am in favor of saving sunshine, not letting it go to waste, by selfishly consuming it all the time."  said congresswoman AOC. "Setting our clocks twice a year is a small price to pay to ensure we never run out of our sunshine supply."

"In fact, I propose we should be setting our clocks even MORE to conserve sunlight."

 "It's just like leaving my tesla lights on. Whenever I leave them on all night, my battery runs out quicker. And that's exactly what Congress wants to happen with the sun! It's lunacy!"

[Utilit99 4,099]

6 hours ago, josh wiley said:

Just keep standard time all year. That way my kids can wind down a little earlier to be ready to go to sleep. No need to have the sun up til 9:00 in the mid summer.

So when your kids grow up, do you want the country to switch it up to suit your lifestyle?

[vomit 502]

7 minutes ago, Utilit99 said:

WTF does this even mean? We have seriously mentally ill people in the government. 
 

"I for one am in favor of saving sunshine, not letting it go to waste, by selfishly consuming it all the time."  said congresswoman AOC. "Setting our clocks twice a year is a small price to pay to ensure we never run out of our sunshine supply."

"In fact, I propose we should be setting our clocks even MORE to conserve sunlight."

 "It's just like leaving my tesla lights on. Whenever I leave them on all night, my battery runs out quicker. And that's exactly what Congress wants to happen with the sun! It's lunacy!"

It's a joke you focking dope.

[Utilit99 4,099]

1 minute ago, vomit said:

It's a joke you focking dope.

Oh it's babylonbee. That parody site is so good because it's very realistic to what is actually happening in our liberal government.

[edjr 6,585]

can one of you nice people ask God to make it a little warmer up here in the north east during the winter and maybe stay lighter out a little longer?

[vomit 502]

5 minutes ago, edjr said:

can one of you nice people ask God to make it a little warmer up here in the north east during the winter and maybe stay lighter out a little longer?

Move.

[edjr 6,585]

1 minute ago, vomit said:

Move.

Okay. I slid my chair over. Now what?

[Hardcore troubadour 15,429]

7 hours ago, vomit said:

Move.

Go for your walk later. Or earlier. You were for daylight savings before you were against it. Or the other way around. I forget. 

[Cdub100 3,907]

On 3/17/2022 at 1:13 PM, edjr said:

can one of you nice people ask God to make it a little warmer up here in the north east during the winter and maybe stay lighter out a little longer?

When I'm driving to the UP I often wonder how packed Michigan coast lines would be if we had southern weather.