Top 10 Achievements Democrats Can Tout Going Into the Midterms

[craftsman 1,045]

 

Here are ten fantastic things the Democrats have accomplished this year:

1. The standard of living is up 500% among Ukrainian politicians: Wow! Good for them!
2. Hilarious memes of Biden eating ice cream have increased 40%: Experts agree that laughter improves life span.
3. Thousands of Americans have been saved from the threat of seeing somebody pray in front of an abortion clinic: By arresting pro-lifers, the FBI is finally doing what they were designed to do.
4. That Paw Patrol movie was actually pretty ok: Better than the Rings of Power, anyway.
5. You've learned to appreciate the taste of bulk ramen: Pro tip — Buy multiple flavors and then mix up all the packets. Every time you enjoy a bowl you're playing a game of Ramen roulette!
6. More women of color are piloting the attack drones that bomb Syrian children: Progress!
7. Afghani women don't have to go to school anymore...or work...or make decisions: They can stay home all day to Netflix and chill. You go, gurl!
8. You bought a house, are slowly paying off your debts and made tons of new friends. (In Animal Crossing And look at that, you just got approved for a new home loan without even asking. Thanks, Tom Nook!
9. Bob from Newport got married: Congrats, Bob!
10. An 800% increase in people missing Trump: Ha! What a bunch of losers!

[RLLD 4,283]

  Nicely done.....

[posty 2,849]

1 hour ago, RLLD said:

  Nicely done.....

Babylon Bee does do great work...

[Hawkeye21 2,458]

They've done a fantastic job of pissing off republicans and giving them plenty to complain about.

[IGotWorms 4,063]

Put craftsman on tilt

[craftsman 1,045]

6 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

Put craftsman on tilt

How so? Just giving a shout out to the democrats. 

[JustinCharge 2,397]

1.  They defeated recession FOREVER by changing the definition!
2.  passed legislation to destroy the evil gasoline powered car industry!  
3.  put open satanists in prominent positions of power in washington!

[avoiding injuries 1,655]

2 hours ago, Hawkeye21 said:

They've done a fantastic job of pissing off republicans and giving them plenty to complain about.

You’re really going to narrow it down to just republicans?

[craftsman 1,045]

26 minutes ago, avoiding injuries said:

You’re really going to narrow it down to just republicans?

Yeah, because he's a "centrist". Duh...

[JustinCharge 2,397]

democrats can boast they kicked all the illegal browns and blacks out of Martha's Vineyard.

[craftsman 1,045]

12 minutes ago, JustinCharge said:

democrats can boast they kicked all the illegal browns and blacks out of Martha's Vineyard.

Good one. Screw those illegal darkies.

[Horseman 2,713]

Uptick in foster parents showering with the kids.  

[craftsman 1,045]

2 minutes ago, Horseman said:

Uptick in foster parents showering with the kids.  

Liberals love to shower with kids. 

[JustinCharge 2,397]

saving us from racist pronouns.  might be the top issue of all time.

[Hawkeye21 2,458]

3 hours ago, avoiding injuries said:

You’re really going to narrow it down to just republicans?

It was a joke. 

[craftsman 1,045]

1 minute ago, Hawkeye21 said:

It was a joke. 

I don't believe that. 

[Hawkeye21 2,458]

1 minute ago, craftsman said:

I don't believe that. 

Really? I always give you guys crap. 

[craftsman 1,045]

13 hours ago, JustinCharge said:

saving us from racist pronouns.  might be the top issue of all time.

Those damn racist pronouns. 

[Hawkeye21 2,458]

They made it acceptable to poop in a box in school.

[TimmySmith 2,783]

Hiring the mentally handicapped has reached the highest level. 

[Hardcore troubadour 16,047]

14 hours ago, JustinCharge said:

democrats can boast they kicked all the illegal browns and blacks out of Martha's Vineyard.

After they got a selfie with them and gave them a bag of chips as they escorted them on the bus to take them to a military base. 

[JustinCharge 2,397]

13 hours ago, Hawkeye21 said:

Really? I always give you guys crap. 

were centrists

[Hawkeye21 2,458]

1 minute ago, JustinCharge said:

were centrists

You are?

I don't actually claim to be anything.

[craftsman 1,045]

Just now, Hawkeye21 said:

You are?

We are all centrists. 

[JustinCharge 2,397]

Just now, Hawkeye21 said:

You are?

I don't actually claim to be anything.

you are on the left.  its really obvious.   you endlessly badger people not on the left with questions trying to trap them.  youve been doing it to me for over 4 years both here and on fbgs.  i never see you do this to the lefties like rusty, mooney, etc.  you leave them alone.  thats just your bot programming.

[craftsman 1,045]

3 minutes ago, JustinCharge said:

you are on the left.  its really obvious.   you endlessly badger people not on the left with questions trying to trap them.  youve been doing it to me for over 4 years both here and on fbgs.  i never see you do this to the lefties like rusty, mooney, etc.  you leave them alone.  thats just your bot programming.

When you are right, you're right. Spot on.  

[Hawkeye21 2,458]

11 minutes ago, JustinCharge said:

you are on the left.  its really obvious.   you endlessly badger people not on the left with questions trying to trap them.  youve been doing it to me for over 4 years both here and on fbgs.  i never see you do this to the lefties like rusty, mooney, etc.  you leave them alone.  thats just your bot programming.

Those guys get enough crap from all the others like you here.  It's more fun arguing with you guys.  If I wanted to argue with people on the left I would go back to FBG.  Just because I don't agree with everything on here doesn't make me a lefty.  I don't care to belong to any group.

[Hardcore troubadour 16,047]

9 minutes ago, Hawkeye21 said:

Those guys get enough crap from all the others like you here.  It's more fun arguing with you guys.  If I wanted to argue with people on the left I would go back to FBG.  Just because I don't agree with everything on here doesn't make me a lefty.  I don't care to belong to any group.

You should be in a sleep study group. 

[Hawkeye21 2,458]

4 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

You should be in a sleep study group. 

You should join rageaholics.  Try being positive for once.

Is this you?

 

[craftsman 1,045]

1 minute ago, Hawkeye21 said:

You should join rageaholics.  Try being positive for once.

So you think liberal democrats = positivity and conservatives = "rageaholics". 

You are definitely a liberal democrat. It has been confirmed. It's ok for you to own up to it. 

[Hawkeye21 2,458]

Just now, craftsman said:

So you think liberal democrats = positivity and conservatives = "rageaholics". 

You are definitely a liberal democrat. It has been confirmed. It's ok for you to own up to it. 

How did you get to that conclusion?  I was only directing that towards HT.  I don't think the rest of you are.  If I did then I would have specified that.

Nice jump to conclusion though.  No wonder you think I'm a liberal democrat.

[craftsman 1,045]

1 minute ago, Hawkeye21 said:

How did you get to that conclusion?  I was only directing that towards HT.  I don't think the rest of you are.  If I did then I would have specified that.

Nice jump to conclusion though.  No wonder you think I'm a liberal democrat.

Well, I'm a centrist and you are way left of me soooo....

[Hawkeye21 2,458]

Just now, craftsman said:

Well, I'm a centrist and you are way left of me soooo....

Neat.  What is the criteria you guys have in order to determine what everyone is labeled?

[Hardcore troubadour 16,047]

11 minutes ago, Hawkeye21 said:

Neat.  What is the criteria you guys have in order to determine what everyone is labeled?

[Hawkeye21 2,458]

4 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

You really lack self awareness.

[Hardcore troubadour 16,047]

8 minutes ago, Hawkeye21 said:

You really lack self awareness.

It’s hard to be aware of anything when you’re constantly inducing sleep. 

[craftsman 1,045]

All I know is I'm a centrist of the n'th degree. 

So if you are left of me you are a full on liberal. 

[avoiding injuries 1,655]

1 hour ago, JustinCharge said:

you are on the left.  its really obvious.   you endlessly badger people not on the left with questions trying to trap them.  youve been doing it to me for over 4 years both here and on fbgs.  i never see you do this to the lefties like rusty, mooney, etc.  you leave them alone.  thats just your bot programming.

This is absolutely true, but I will say that Hawkeye is in the center of the left. Definitely not extreme left. He’s also very respectful in his posts even if he plays dumb to agitate people. Good addition to the bored. 

[craftsman 1,045]

12 minutes ago, avoiding injuries said:

This is absolutely true, but I will say that Hawkeye is in the center of the left. Definitely not extreme left. He’s also very respectful in his posts even if he plays dumb to agitate people. Good addition to the bored. 

Ok. So it's solved. He's a great guy who attacks conservatives and leaves liberals alone. 

[JustinCharge 2,397]

28 minutes ago, avoiding injuries said:

This is absolutely true, but I will say that Hawkeye is in the center of the left. Definitely not extreme left. He’s also very respectful in his posts even if he plays dumb to agitate people. Good addition to the bored. 

absolutely not.  hes a bot that adds nothing.

could you imagine if he badgvered rusty with questions?

rusty: clownzo lickspittle!!
hawkeye:  do you really that?
rusty: yes lolllol hahah
hawkeye:  so you think hes a clown?
rusty:  with big shoes and a red nose total clownzooooooo
hawkeye:  so you are serious?
rusty:  yes yes 
hawkeye:  and you think he spits amd licks as well?
rusty:  all day all day
hawkeye:  is that really true?
rusty: i swear hahaha clownzo lick spitttttleeeee
hawkeye: and you think that is moderate?
rusty: im moderate as FOCK
hawkeye: is it mature to name call relentlessly?
rusty: im old enough to drink so yes

 

the above NEVER happens.  hawkeye doesnt play these mind games with lefties.  becase he is one of them.