🇺🇸Father Trump Talk-🚨The Official Thread of the Week Magaverse🚨 👀 the Donald/Elon beef has gone nuclear

[Herbivore 1,119]

15 minutes ago, Wade Garrett said:

Did y'all hear that Father Trump shot a 67 from the back tees to win his club championship for the 100th year in a row?

Is there nothing this lying, moron, ugly POS can't do?

does anyone believe tubby shot 67? so funny, but really sad.

[The Real timschochet 6,543]

1 minute ago, Herbivore said:

does anyone believe tubby shot 67? so funny, but really sad.

Tubby? He’s 6’3 and 215. 

[Tree of Knowledge 1,764]

14 minutes ago, Wade Garrett said:

Did y'all hear that Father Trump shot a 67 from the back tees to win his club championship for the 100th year in a row?

Is there nothing this lying, moron, ugly POS can't do?

Cure TDS boyo?

[Wade Garrett 155]

6 minutes ago, Herbivore said:

does anyone believe tubby shot 67? so funny, but really sad.

Oh his braindead, moron cultist believe it.  You can take that to the bank.

And imagine being so low of self esteem that you need to "truth" out a blatant lie to try to make yourself look good.

Dude has all the self confidence and sense of self as a 14 year old girl.

Love this for him.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,118]

How come Biden has taken more vacation time as President than he did as VP? Shouldn’t it be the other way around? 

[Tree of Knowledge 1,764]

@HellToupee you may want to change the title to “Portly TDS Guys feel even more Inferior after Father Trump’s Tale of the Tape”

[HellToupee 1,649]

22 minutes ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

@HellToupee you may want to change the title to “Portly TDS Guys feel even more Inferior after Father Trump’s Tale of the Tape”

Makes too much sense not to use it

[HellToupee 1,649]

 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,118]

I would still love to see some Biden memes of his Walter Mitty like tales. 

[Tree of Knowledge 1,764]

14 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

I would still love to see some Biden memes of his Walter Mitty like tales. 

Anything showing Biden accomplishing anything positive would be a blatant falsehood of the highest order

[Hardcore troubadour 15,118]

8 minutes ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

Anything showing Biden accomplishing anything positive would be a blatant falsehood of the highest order

Their his stories , not anything that actually happened. He’s a serial liar of the highest magnitude. I’d like to see one of him getting arrested trying to free Mandela.  Or driving a truck. And the one with the chain and Cornpop. 

[Hawkeye21 2,388]

39 minutes ago, HellToupee said:

 

Then proceeds to eat all of it.

[seafoam1 2,858]

25 minutes ago, Hawkeye21 said:

Then proceeds to eat all of it.

Are you making fun of your fat liberal brethren?

 

[Hawkeye21 2,388]

1 minute ago, seafoam1 said:

Are you making fun of your fat liberal brethren?

 

Only an ignoramus wouldn't be able to tell that was directed towards Trump.  You have yet to be able to explain how I am a liberal. 

[seafoam1 2,858]

22 minutes ago, Hawkeye21 said:

Only an ignoramus wouldn't be able to tell that was directed towards Trump.  You have yet to be able to explain how I am a liberal. 

Everyone knows, retard. I don't care if yoj keep refusing. 

[Hawkeye21 2,388]

Just now, seafoam1 said:

Everyone knows, retard. I don't care if yoj keep refusing. 

So... you have nothing?  Just keep ignoring the conservative ideals I agree with.

[Wade Garrett 155]

LOL

The homoerotic feelings just oozing out of the cultist for their master.

Imagine pretending some other dude was in every famous historical event and making fake pictures of him cultitst.

Homo says what?  Cultist "WHAT!"

LMFAO

[Tree of Knowledge 1,764]

Hip Hop Community waking up

[Engorgeous George 2,235]

4 hours ago, Wade Garrett said:

Did y'all hear that Father Trump shot a 67 from the back tees to win his club championship for the 100th year in a row?

Is there nothing this lying, moron, ugly POS can't do?

Get back to us when he does it using only a 1 iron.

[Engorgeous George 2,235]

4 hours ago, The Real timschochet said:

Tubby? He’s 6’3 and 215. 

Lots of folks start shrinking in their fourties.  Me, I am off 2 & 1/2 inches over my height as a young adult.  Not Donald.  He has grown a half inch each decade since he turned 40.

[HellToupee 1,649]

A natural 

 

[thegeneral 3,065]

1 hour ago, HellToupee said:

A natural 

 

He just gave himself a 5 foot putt for par after putting one in the woods

[HellToupee 1,649]

4 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

He just gave himself a 5 foot putt for par after putting one in the woods

Generalissimo there is no need to fib here , he’s a magician with the putter. Look at him , a magician with the putter

[The Real timschochet 6,543]

2 hours ago, Engorgeous George said:

Lots of folks start shrinking in their fourties.  Me, I am off 2 & 1/2 inches over my height as a young adult.  Not Donald.  He has grown a half inch each decade since he turned 40.

You seem to be obsessed with Donald’s, um, inches. Betting you’re a big fan of the film 300, right? 

[The Real timschochet 6,543]

3 minutes ago, HellToupee said:

Generalissimo there is no need to fib here , he’s a magician with the putter. Look at him , a magician with the putter

And you seem to really enjoy talking about Trump and his “putter”. 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,118]

8 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

And you seem to really enjoy talking about Trump and his “putter”. 

You would sleep with an attractive tranny. Pipe down 

[thegeneral 3,065]

22 minutes ago, HellToupee said:

Generalissimo there is no need to fib here , he’s a magician with the putter. Look at him , a magician with the putter

Donald put down a 67 on the card.

This and the 6’3”, 215 lbs are too much

Donald…come on bro. At least try a little with these lies.

[Wade Garrett 155]

1 minute ago, thegeneral said:

Donald put down a 67 on the card.

This and the 6’3”, 215 lbs are too much

Donald…come on bro. At least a little with these lies.

They’re legit gay for him.

They simp for a fat orange moron. 

[HellToupee 1,649]

 

[Engorgeous George 2,235]

11 hours ago, The Real timschochet said:

You seem to be obsessed with Donald’s, um, inches. Betting you’re a big fan of the film 300, right? 

You have a low bar for obsession.  One post mocking his exaggeration amounts to obsession with you.  

 

Also, for gladitorial style films I go Spartacus, Gladiator, and then a few Steve Reeves movies over 300.

[Tree of Knowledge 1,764]

I love that Trump won the Tour de France in a power suit without breaking a sweat.  

[HellToupee 1,649]

 

Stan" was just a Marshall self insert, his own fan-fiction about how he felt for Donald.

[Wade Garrett 155]

Legit beyond gay at this point.

Just come out of the closet already cultist.  I'm legit embarrassed for you.

[Tree of Knowledge 1,764]

2 minutes ago, HellToupee said:

 

Stan" was just a Marshall self insert, his own fan-fiction about how he felt for Donald.

Many people are saying it was in fact Ivana Trump’s spaghetti.  

[Tree of Knowledge 1,764]

2 minutes ago, Wade Garrett said:

Legit beyond gay at this point.

Just come out of the closet already cultist.  I'm legit embarrassed for you.

It is a scientific fact that Father Trump is so alpha just shaking his hand cures gayness.  

[Wade Garrett 155]

14 minutes ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

It is a scientific fact that Father Trump is so alpha just shaking his hand cures gayness.  

Nope boyo.  You cultist are simply gay.

[Tree of Knowledge 1,764]

Just now, Wade Garrett said:

Nope boyo.  You cultist are simply gay.

Sorry boyo.  I can start a GoFund me for a meet and greet with Father Trump for FBG leftist refugees.  Maybe it would get your minds (and pronouns) right.  
 

Sad!!!

[Wade Garrett 155]

6 minutes ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

Sorry boyo.  I can start a GoFund me for a meet and greet with Father Trump for FBG leftist refugees.  Maybe it would get your minds (and pronouns) right.  
 

Sad!!!

Pretty sure calling another dude "father" who you're not related too is a term of submission the gay culture.

@RogerDodger has lots of personal experience with this and can verify.

You make any fake shirtless pics of "Father" Trump lately?

LOL

[Tree of Knowledge 1,764]

7 minutes ago, Wade Garrett said:

 

You make any fake shirtless pics of "Father" Trump lately?

LOL

Sorry Boyo. My name’s not Mr. Rourke and this isn’t Fantasy Island. 
 

Sad!!!

[The Real timschochet 6,543]

52 minutes ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

It is a scientific fact that Father Trump is so alpha just shaking his hand cures gayness.  

Or conversely, in the case of some of those who are posting here, it appears to create it.