Geriatric Joe’s State of Union Address

[Pimpadeaux 2,404]

1 minute ago, jerryskids said:

LOL dictator from Hungary, and you don't even realize that "expanding NATO" is code for "holy shiot, America is crapping the bed over here, we better join NATO before Putin takes us over too!" 

That clown is dictator from Hungary, and that's where Clownzo wants to take us.

[thegeneral 2,889]

1 minute ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Noted.

By the way, I had a good day on the insurance sales front and paid $460 for a watermelon for my family to enjoy tonight while watching the MAGAturds squirm and sh!t themselves.

The good stuff. You have to treat yourself. 

Just think if Orange Karen gets the job the watermelons will flow like wine! 

[jerryskids 6,557]

4 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Drinking game:

Biden says "look" - take a shot.

Biden says "here's the deal" - take a shot.

MAGAturd outbursts from Boob-bert, Gangreene, etc. - two shots.

My wife is out with a friend tonight (not a Geek this time, our former neighbor) so this is tempting.  But the Biden ones alone would have me under the table within 15 minutes of the speech starting.  

[Maximum Overkill 1,739]

Just now, jerryskids said:

My wife is out with a friend tonight (not a Geek this time, our former neighbor) so this is tempting.  But the Biden ones alone would have me under the table within 15 minutes of the speech starting.  

 

[Hardcore troubadour 14,919]

Hungary has elections.  Ukraine don’t. 

[Pimpadeaux 2,404]

1 minute ago, thegeneral said:

The good stuff. You have to treat yourself. 

Just think if Orange Karen gets the job the watermelons will flow like wine! 

We'll have the greatest watermelon bull market in our country's history!

[thegeneral 2,889]

Welcome to NATO Swedes!

Top 5 hottest ladies in the world? Definitely up there. Also fantastic meatballs. 

[Pimpadeaux 2,404]

Just now, Hardcore troubadour said:

Hungary has elections.  Ukraine don’t. 

Those elections are a joke, much like Clownzo wants them to be here so he can become our forever dictator.

[BeachGuy23 642]

2 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Hungary has elections.  Ukraine don’t. 

Boyo do you really believe all this fake news you consume?

It's not healthy for you boyo. 

[jerryskids 6,557]

3 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

That clown is dictator from Hungary, and that's where Clownzo wants to take us.

Wow.  Mkay.   

[Pimpadeaux 2,404]

Freshman Alabamy senator to give GOP rebuttal.

[Pimpadeaux 2,404]

1 minute ago, jerryskids said:

Wow.  Mkay.   

You should read up on this, boyo.

[Hardcore troubadour 14,919]

4 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Those elections are a joke, much like Clownzo wants them to be here so he can become our forever dictator.

Really? Orbans party doesn’t have a majority in parliament. 

[Horseman 2,353]

Is the autistic cat lady going to be posting in here all night?  Ugh. 

[thegeneral 2,889]

Kamala dropped some lbs.

On the Oszempic?

[Pimpadeaux 2,404]

2 minutes ago, Horseman said:

Is the autistic cat lady going to be posting in here all night?  Ugh. 

As much as Horsejerk whipping off into a Confederate flag.

Fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap ...

[Pimpadeaux 2,404]

Just now, thegeneral said:

Kamala dropped some lbs.

On the Oszempic?

I've always thought she's kind of hot.

[thegeneral 2,889]

Just now, Horseman said:

 

No way! Yeeeeehaaaw

[thegeneral 2,889]

George Santos is in the house

[thegeneral 2,889]

Clarence Thomas can’t be bothered to make it? Too busy collecting money from sponsors

[Pimpadeaux 2,404]

2 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

George Santos is in the house

The pride of MAGAturdism!

[Pimpadeaux 2,404]

1 minute ago, thegeneral said:

Clarence Thomas can’t be bothered to make it? Too busy collecting money from sponsors

He's on some yacht and flossing his teef with a prostitute's pubic hair.

[jerryskids 6,557]

28 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

You should read up on this, boyo.

You are welcome to provide a link from one of the "I'm a conservative but not Magatard" websites you frequent, boyo.   

[Pimpadeaux 2,404]

1 minute ago, jerryskids said:

You are welcome to provide a link from one of the "I'm a conservative but not Magatard" websites you frequent, boyo.   

I've done my research. Make the effort to do yours, boyo.

[jerryskids 6,557]

4 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

Clarence Thomas can’t be bothered to make it? Too busy collecting money from sponsors

 

2 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

He's on some yacht and flossing his teef with a prostitute's pubic hair.

As per CNN, he hasn't attended since 2006, Mr. Expert in Politics.   

[thegeneral 2,889]

Just now, jerryskids said:

As per CNN, he hasn't attended since 2006, Mr. Expert in Politics.   

CNN!!?!! Commie rag

Dude works like 3 weeks a year. Gets paid from Friends. What a life.

[Pimpadeaux 2,404]

Just now, jerryskids said:

 

As per CNN, he hasn't attended since 2006, Mr. Expert in Politics.   

I made a joke combining his love for the rich wining and dining him with Anita Hill noting his pubic-hair fascination.

That's a deep dive into Clarence Thomas, boyo. 

[thegeneral 2,889]

6 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

He's on some yacht and flossing his teef with a prostitute's pubic hair.

The finest pubic hair

[thegeneral 2,889]

Yelen is like 4 feet tall

[Pimpadeaux 2,404]

2 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

The finest pubic hair

Guess he has priorites over the State of the Union.

 

[Hardcore troubadour 14,919]

Rusty with another self own. Lol. 

[jerryskids 6,557]

2 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

I've done my research. Make the effort to do yours, boyo.

I did.  I got MSNBC videos and a NewYorker article

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[thegeneral 2,889]

Just now, Pimpadeaux said:

Guess he has priorites over the State of the Union.

 

If I had a job with a lifetime appointment with unlimited power and influence that I couldn’t be fired while getting paid millions I’d probably show smoking a J in my sweats and flip flops with AirPods in.

[jerryskids 6,557]

Enough of Rusty regaling us with his conservative nature.

CNN told us that reproductive rights is the most important issue in this election.  Hopefully they don't find out that Trump supports a 16 week abortion limit

[thegeneral 2,889]

Just now, jerryskids said:

Enough of Rusty regaling us with his conservative nature.

CNN told us that reproductive rights is the most important issue in this election.  Hopefully they don't find out that Trump supports a 16 week abortion limit

Dude all the CNN references going to cause half the board to meltdown.

You need to change to a live blog from some meme bros.

[Cloaca du jour 2,147]

Well preserved tonight...extra stretched skin and open eyes

[thegeneral 2,889]

How does Biden hair plugs so fast

Look Joe, they aren’t going to take. Let it go.

[Pimpadeaux 2,404]

MTG already being classy.

[Horseman 2,353]

2 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

Dude all the CNN references going to cause half the board to meltdown.

You need to change to a live blog from some meme bros.

Retard still doesn't get it.

[thegeneral 2,889]

DC really is “Fugly Hollywood”

So much bad plastic surgery in that room.