Fat Lady Couldn't Get In Her Car

[BeenHereBefore 1,333]

Cause I was parked in the space next to her at the convenience store. She couldn't squeeze in the passenger door cause I was in the next space. I felt bad so I had to back out of my spot.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,919]

 I’d finger her.

[Engorgeous George 1,176]

Toss a bag or Oreo double stuffs in through the window and watch her find a way.

[BeenHereBefore 1,333]

4 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 I’d finger her.

If you seen her you might think otherwise.

[seafoam1 1,879]

17 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said:

If you seen her you might think otherwise.

No. He fingers anything with a hole somewhere in it's body. 

[Patented Phil 824]

Make sure you turn up the volume.  

Fat woman deflates

[WhiteWonder 2,172]

53 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said:

Cause I was parked in the space next to her at the convenience store. She couldn't squeeze in the passenger door cause I was in the next space. I felt bad so I had to back out of my spot.

be honest, you pulled into the spot way over the line like a female driver, didn't you 

[BeenHereBefore 1,333]

4 minutes ago, WhiteWonder said:

be honest, you pulled into the spot way over the line like a female driver, didn't you 

Nope and I have a little box Toyota.

[IGotWorms 3,315]

2 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 I’d finger her.

[thegeneral 1,414]

Can size?

[BeenHereBefore 1,333]

3 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

Can size?

36 C Extra blubber...

[BeenHereBefore 1,333]

17 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

Her fat old man driving might have been up for watching that.

[SUXBNME 1,335]

2 hours ago, BeenHereBefore said:

If you seen her you might think otherwise.

No...He wouldn't.  Trust me

[shorepatrol 1,737]

4 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 I’d finger her.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,919]

  At 2:11 says it all.