weepaws 2,460 Posted March 19 Has problems with religion, muslims,Buddhist Hindu, Catholic. Faith in the Living God redeems us. Thank you Jesus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HellToupee 749 Posted March 19 2 hours ago, weepaws said: Has problems with religion, muslims,Buddhist Hindu, Catholic. Faith in the Living God redeems us. Thank you Jesus. Would you give her a poke in her younger days? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 1,879 Posted March 19 18 minutes ago, HellToupee said: Would you give her a poke in her younger days? weetard is ghay. And in prison. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,653 Posted March 19 Maiden name Epstein. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weepaws 2,460 Posted March 19 58 minutes ago, HellToupee said: Would you give her a poke in her younger days? Oh you shameful catholic. Having sex outside of your marriage is a Sin, God’s Word says He judge even your thoughts. You need to repent, run away from that catholic crap, and accept Jesus Christ your Lord and Savior. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maximum Overkill 645 Posted March 19 5 minutes ago, weepaws said: Oh you shameful catholic. Having sex outside of your marriage is a Sin, God’s Word says He judge even your thoughts. You need to repent, run away from that catholic crap, and accept Jesus Christ your Lord and Savior. Dirty Sanchez Cleveland Steamer The Angry Dragon Brown Necktie Couch Bombing Donkey Punch The Dutch Oven The Hole In One Hot Lunch The Alabama Love Gun Space Docking Red Sock Alabama Hotpocket Disappearing Panda Boston Cream Roll Mexican Avalanche Chili Dog Ski Sunday Superman Dirty Roland Alaskan Pipeline The Angry Pirate The Angry Gorilla Angry Sasquatch Birmingham Booty Call Russian Candycane Red Lobster Fudge Bag Peppermint Patty Blumpkin The Abe Lincoln Rusty Trombone Hungry Hungry Hippo Strawberry Shortcake Rick James Chocolate Shortcake The Fishy Fisher Alabama Hotcake Stanley Steamer The Stranger Western Grip Golden Shower Pearl Necklace Purple Mushroom The Flying Camel Fishhook The Ram Bismarck Jelly Doughnut The Woody Woodpecker Dog in a Bathtub Tossing Salad Rim Job The Bucking Bronco Pink Glove The Fountain of You New York Style Taco The Fish Eye Tuna Melt Fur Ball Gaylord Perry Rear Admiral Glass Bottom Boat Ray-Bans Snowmobile Dutch Oven 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HellToupee 749 Posted March 19 1 hour ago, weepaws said: Oh you shameful catholic. Having sex outside of your marriage is a Sin, God’s Word says He judge even your thoughts. You need to repent, run away from that catholic crap, and accept Jesus Christ your Lord and Savior. I’m a made man in the Catholic Church , received my sacraments, former altar boy ( never touched) and 12 year parochial schooling. I’m safe . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weepaws 2,460 Posted March 19 3 minutes ago, HellToupee said: I’m a made man in the Catholic Church , received my sacraments, former altar boy ( never touched) and 12 year parochial schooling. I’m safe . Lol made man, Jesus is your Lord and Savior, man didn’t make you, Jesus is the creator of all things, run from that man made catholic crap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fnord 1,141 Posted March 19 20 minutes ago, HellToupee said: I’m a made man in the Catholic Church , received my sacraments, former altar boy ( never touched) and 12 year parochial schooling. I’m safe . Unless of course someone from a different sect of the SAME RELIGION declares otherwise, that is. "My version of the faith we happen to share is the one true version of that faith and since you worship slightly differently than I despite basing our faith on the same book with the same characters, you can, and will, go to hell" might be my favorite rationale for over the top piety. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,520 Posted March 19 2 hours ago, seafoam1 said: weetard is ghay. And in prison. He's only ghey for the prison stay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HellToupee 749 Posted March 19 19 minutes ago, weepaws said: Lol made man, Jesus is your Lord and Savior, man didn’t make you, Jesus is the creator of all things, run from that man made catholic crap. You born agains are in for a big surprise . Come judgment day the good lord isn’t going to buy your flibidy flop jibber jabber Yours in Christ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,653 Posted March 19 13 minutes ago, Fnord said: Unless of course someone from a different sect of the SAME RELIGION declares otherwise, that is. "My version of the faith we happen to share is the one true version of that faith and since you worship slightly differently than I despite basing our faith on the same book with the same characters, you can, and will, go to hell" might be my favorite rationale for over the top piety. Never heard that kind of talk in church or school. Where did you hear it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weepaws 2,460 Posted March 19 6 minutes ago, HellToupee said: You born agains are in for a big surprise . Come judgment day the good lord isn’t going to buy your flibidy flop jibber jabber Yours in Christ When you die, and come before the Lord with black ash on your forehead and tell God how in the man made religion of catholic you were something, God is going to ask you One important question, did you receive the one I sent to you, My Holy Son, Jesus Christ, who died on the cross and Rose again on the third day so you can be set free on your filthy sin, and you will piss your pants and say , I was a made man, lol, Burn baby Burn. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weepaws 2,460 Posted March 19 Nothing Impure will ever enter it, nor will anyone who does what is shameful or deceitful, but only those whose names are written in the Lambs book of Life. Is your name in the Book of Life. It’s not if you mock God. Shame. Wide are the gates to Hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fnord 1,141 Posted March 19 39 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said: Never heard that kind of talk in church or school. Where did you hear it? Son, you're obviously going to the wrong churches! I had some pretty serious religious zealots in my family as a kid, and while they didn't explicitly say things like "Catholics are going to hell" they definitely thought it. I figured out at a very tender age that they were FOS. My disdain for religion is OG. ETA: In the defense of those zealots (my maternal grandparents) I will say that they were legitimately two of the finest humans I've ever encountered. They walked the walk, but had some nutty ideas about their faith. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,653 Posted March 19 3 minutes ago, Fnord said: Son, you're obviously going to the wrong churches! I had some pretty serious religious zealots in my family as a kid, and while they didn't explicitly say things like "Catholics are going to hell" they definitely thought it. I figured out at a very tender age that they were FOS. My disdain for religion is OG. Yeah. There are extreme religious people out there. Some of them hurt feelings. Some others chop off heads. I would spend more time concerned with the latter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fnord 1,141 Posted March 19 Just now, Hardcore troubadour said: Yeah. There are extreme religious people out there. Some of them hurt feelings. Some others chop off heads. I would sound more time concerned with the later. I DGAF what religion they are. Murderers can all go to hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,653 Posted March 19 4 minutes ago, Fnord said: I DGAF what religion they are. Murderers can all go to hell. Well, one group says killing is a duty. And one says thou shall not. Just sayin. I don’t think all extremists, while all are annoying and distasteful at least, are the same. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Engorgeous George 1,176 Posted March 20 3 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said: Well, one group says killing is a duty. And one says thou shall not. Just sayin. I don’t think all extremists, while all are annoying and distasteful at least, are the same. Jesus don't like killing no matter waht the reasons for and your flag decal wonte get you into heaven anyyyyyy more. _ John Prine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Engorgeous George 1,176 Posted March 20 Maybe its the Pentacostals who have the pure stuff and everybody else is drinking cheap knock offs. Or maybe its the Mormons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,918 Posted March 20 She dookies standing up? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fnord 1,141 Posted March 20 12 hours ago, Engorgeous George said: Maybe its the Pentacostals who have the pure stuff and everybody else is drinking cheap knock offs. Or maybe its the Mormons. Not the Mormons. They don't even drink caffeine. Imagine being in a religion that says you can't have booze, coffee, or Mt. Dew. I'd rather be a Satanist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Engorgeous George 1,176 Posted March 20 1 minute ago, Fnord said: Not the Mormons. They don't even drink caffeine. Imagine being in a religion that says you can't have booze, coffee, or Mt. Dew. I'd rather be a Satanist. 47 days today without caffeine. I have been as mean as a snake on fresh tar pavement in 105 degree sun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkeye21 1,854 Posted March 20 How deep into religion must one be to be considered insane? He has to be dangerously close. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maximum Overkill 645 Posted March 20 I would Doink Mary. I wonder what she charged Jesus? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fnord 1,141 Posted March 20 2 hours ago, Engorgeous George said: 47 days today without caffeine. I have been as mean as a snake on fresh tar pavement in 105 degree sun. Why, man WHY? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Engorgeous George 1,176 Posted March 21 8 hours ago, Fnord said: Why, man WHY? Seemed the next step after giving up nicotine before the new year. 80 days for that now. Maybe giving up salt before April. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fnord 1,141 Posted March 21 13 hours ago, Engorgeous George said: Seemed the next step after giving up nicotine before the new year. 80 days for that now. Maybe giving up salt before April. Well done. I admire your resolve. I am but a wretch beholden to my vices it seems. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Engorgeous George 1,176 Posted March 21 4 hours ago, Fnord said: Well done. I admire your resolve. I am but a wretch beholden to my vices it seems. Well I do have other vices. I am a bit worried about tomorrow. A two hour drive to a place to watch the tournament where everyone else will be smoking and where there will be booze and blow. Rode trips are big triggers for me and obviously booze, blow, and smoke while watching sports is another. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
