***Fantasy Geek Ball League 2024*** Is Clocaine the team to beat?

[jerryskids 7,054]

Sweet Jeebus my team shat the bed.  Who knew I should have started Odunze, Michael Wilson, Lazard, and/or Kalil Shakir over Conner, Achane, Aiyuk

Also LaPorta can lick my dirty taint.

I guess it bodes well for my bench and options, but it's shaping up to be quite a management challenge.  I like when clear starters emerge and I can just plug them in.  

[shorepatrol 1,871]

1 hour ago, jerryskids said:

Sweet Jeebus my team shat the bed.  Who knew I should have started Odunze, Michael Wilson, Lazard, and/or Kalil Shakir over Conner, Achane, Aiyuk

Also LaPorta can lick my dirty taint.

I guess it bodes well for my bench and options, but it's shaping up to be quite a management challenge.  I like when clear starters emerge and I can just plug them in.  

I had no AJ Brown or Kittle. Suck it up buttercup 

[IndyColtsFan 325]

Did they decide this week to just not update the "waiver wire" section on the front page?

I can't think of one time in the past 23 that it wasn't.

 

[Cloaca du jour 2,157]

Poor Saquon...down 3 scores...he won't touch the ball this afternoon 

[edjr 6,880]

2 minutes ago, Cloaca du jour said:

Poor Saquon...down 3 scores...he won't touch the ball this afternoon 

siriani should be fired before EOD

[bostonlager 2,678]

@Alias Detective

 

Week 1: AD up $25

Week 2: All square. 

Week 3: lager up $25

Week 4: All square

[bostonlager 2,678]

Welcome to the bye weeks, gentlemen. 

 

 

RK	Team	Current Record	Proj. Record	Rank Diff	Playoff Odds	Champion
1.	Hawk Tua Tagovailoa	2-2	8-6	+4	80%	21%
2.	Shorepatrol	3-1	8-6	+1	74%	12%
3.	Twinsdad	3-1	8-6	-1	61%	7%
4.	Wonder Tua	3-1	8-6	-3	61%	7%
5.	JerrysKids	1-3	7-7	+6	57%	15%
6.	Gladiators	2-2	7-7	-2	55%	6%
7.	The Herbivores	1-3	7-7	+3	53%	8%
8.	Rusty Syringes	2-2	7-7	--	52%	10%
9.	bostonlager	2-2	7-7	-2	50%	8%
10.	One Tua manee heets to da haid	2-2	7-7	-4	40%	4%
11.	Alias Detective	2-2	6-8	-2	14%	<1%
12.	Bier	1-3	4-10	--	3%

[Alias Detective 1,458]

So you are telling me there is a chance.

 

[edjr 6,880]

I thought I lost this week. Paying so little attention I didn't realize I had 2 guys playing Monday night.

Also  Mark Andrews

[IndyColtsFan 325]

1 hour ago, edjr said:

I thought I lost this week. Paying so little attention I didn't realize I had 2 guys playing Monday night.

Also  Mark Andrews

Yeah, you beat me by a nut hair.

I was down by four in another league but won on that last-minute Pollard touchdown that the Titans really didn't need. I can't believe they did that.

[bostonlager 2,678]

Rasheed Rice injury may not be as bad as originally thought. That's a bummer because I was hoping for amputation. 

[Herbivore 1,193]

2 hours ago, IndyColtsFan said:

Yeah, you beat me by a nut hair.

I was down by four in another league but won on that last-minute Pollard touchdown that the Titans really didn't need. I can't believe they did that.

yeah, that was surprising

[bostonlager 2,678]

Darnell Mooneys 

[Cloaca du jour 2,157]

On 10/2/2024 at 12:43 PM, bostonlager said:

Rasheed Rice injury may not be as bad as originally thought. That's a bummer because I was hoping for amputation. 

Any hear about his mom is a porch pirate??

[bostonlager 2,678]

5 minutes ago, Cloaca du jour said:

Any hear about his mom is a porch pirate??

I did see that. I already knew she was a turd. Who names their kid Rasheeeee?

[WhiteWonder 2,905]

Back in the US. It is kind of difficult checking lineups when game times are 7pm, 11pm, and 2am    I'm sure I wasn't the only sloppy drunk tourist fumbling with their phone on fantasy apps 

[edjr 6,880]

how ‘bout that Tucker Kraft pickup?  Clocaine get wrecked

[BiffTannen 1,119]

@Alias Detective

Week 1: AD up $25

Week 2: All square. 

Week 3: lager up $25

Week 4: All square

Week5: AD up $25

[BiffTannen 1,119]

RK	Team	Current Record	Proj. Record	Rank Diff	Playoff Odds	Champion
1.	The Herbivores	2-3	8-6	+7	81%	23%
2.	Shorepatrol	3-2	8-6	+3	79%	16%
3.	Wonder Tua	4-1	8-6	-2	75%	10%
4.	Twinsdad	4-1	8-6	-2	70%	7%
5.	Hawk Tua Tagovailoa	2-3	7-7	+4	61%	12%
6.	One Tua manee heets to da haid	3-2	7-7	-3	60%	9%
7.	Gladiators	2-3	7-7	--	45%	6%
8.	BiffTannen	3-2	7-7	-2	44%	5%
9.	JerrysKids	1-4	6-8	+2	35%	7%
10.	Alias Detective	3-2	6-8	-6	28%	2%
11.	Rusty Syringes	2-3	6-8	-1	21%	3%
12.	Bier	1-4	4-10	--	<1%	<1%

[BiffTannen 1,119]

8.

BiffTannen

3-2

7-7

-2

44%

5%

[Alias Detective 1,458]

1 hour ago, BiffTannen said:

@Alias Detective

Week 1: AD up $25

Week 2: All square. 

Week 3: lager up $25

Week 4: All square

Week5: AD up $25

Bwahahahahah.  Bad word got you in the clink?

[Alias Detective 1,458]

1 hour ago, BiffTannen said:

RK	Team	Current Record	Proj. Record	Rank Diff	Playoff Odds	Champion
1.	The Herbivores	2-3	8-6	+7	81%	23%
2.	Shorepatrol	3-2	8-6	+3	79%	16%
3.	Wonder Tua	4-1	8-6	-2	75%	10%
4.	Twinsdad	4-1	8-6	-2	70%	7%
5.	Hawk Tua Tagovailoa	2-3	7-7	+4	61%	12%
6.	One Tua manee heets to da haid	3-2	7-7	-3	60%	9%
7.	Gladiators	2-3	7-7	--	45%	6%
8.	BiffTannen	3-2	7-7	-2	44%	5%
9.	JerrysKids	1-4	6-8	+2	35%	7%
10.	Alias Detective	3-2	6-8	-6	28%	2%
11.	Rusty Syringes	2-3	6-8	-1	21%	3%
12.	Bier	1-4	4-10	--	<1%	<1%

< 2% and leading division.  

[edjr 6,880]

2 hours ago, BiffTannen said:

8.

BiffTannen

3-2

7-7

-2

44%

5%

I knew it  

[WhiteWonder 2,905]

@BiffTannen   where are you getting your projections from?  You can PM me if you want.  I'd be curious to plug in a few other leagues

[edjr 6,880]

2 minutes ago, WhiteWonder said:

@BiffTannen   where are you getting your projections from?  You can PM me if you want.  I'd be curious to plug in a few other leagues

More importantly. WTF did he get banned again?  

[Herbivore 1,193]

5 hours ago, BiffTannen said:

RK	Team	Current Record	Proj. Record	Rank Diff	Playoff Odds	Champion
1.	The Herbivores	2-3	8-6	+7	81%	23%
2.	Shorepatrol	3-2	8-6	+3	79%	16%
3.	Wonder Tua	4-1	8-6	-2	75%	10%
4.	Twinsdad	4-1	8-6	-2	70%	7%
5.	Hawk Tua Tagovailoa	2-3	7-7	+4	61%	12%
6.	One Tua manee heets to da haid	3-2	7-7	-3	60%	9%
7.	Gladiators	2-3	7-7	--	45%	6%
8.	BiffTannen	3-2	7-7	-2	44%	5%
9.	JerrysKids	1-4	6-8	+2	35%	7%
10.	Alias Detective	3-2	6-8	-6	28%	2%
11.	Rusty Syringes	2-3	6-8	-1	21%	3%
12.	Bier	1-4	4-10	--	<1%	<1%

Ha, I was going to post looks like the Herbivores are the team to beat. 

3 hours ago, Alias Detective said:

< 2% and leading division.  

It is funny with your record, that you did beat me by a point, that you are 10th vs. me 1st. This poll might be as believable as political polls. 

[Bier Meister 1,748]

...fun...

cmc

kupp

mixon

mostert

njoku

tua

thielen

richardson

now add mason

[WhiteWonder 2,905]

12 hours ago, Bier Meister said:

...fun...

cmc

kupp

mixon

mostert

njoku

tua

thielen

richardson

now add mason

I hear ya.   My main league last week I was down

AJ Brown

Taylor

Kupp

Rashee

Zamir White

Chubb and Brooks (self inflicted obviously)

with a few other key players on bye

… and now Mason as well

 

and we do 1 IR spot. 

[Gutterboys Flip Flops 110]

@Alias Detective

 

Week 1: AD up $25

Week 2: All square. 

Week 3: lager up $25

Week 4: All square

Week 5: AD up $25

Week 6: AD up $50

[Gutterboys Flip Flops 110]

RK	Team	Current Record	Proj. Record	Rank Diff	Playoff Odds	Champion
1.	Shorepatrol	4-2	9-5	+1	94%	20%
2.	The Herbivores	3-3	8-6	+3	89%	25%
3.	Wonder Tua	5-1	8-6	-2	87%	13%
4.	BiffTannen	4-2	8-6	-1	69%	10%
5.	Twinsdad	4-2	8-6	-1	69%	10%
6.	Hawk Tua Tagovailoa	3-3	8-6	+2	66%	9%
7.	Alias Detective	3-3	7-7	-1	37%	3%
8.	One Tua manee heets to da haid	3-3	6-8	-1	33%	3%
9.	Rusty Syringes	3-3	6-8	--	25%	3%
10.	JerrysKids	1-5	6-8	+2	17%	3%
11.	Gladiators	2-4	5-9	-1	14%	1%
12.	Bier	1-5	4-10	-1	<1%	<1%

[Gutterboys Flip Flops 110]

4.

BiffTannen

4-2

8-6

-1

69%

10%

[WhiteWonder 2,905]

That West Division is looking tighter than .......    ______________________

[jerryskids 7,054]

I am epically bad at pretend football this year, in all my leagues.  

In this one in particular, it seems I'm favored most weeks, and then my team shiots the bed on game day.

I did take the high risk/reward approach of going big on Cardinals assets -- their offense was supposed to be very good, and their defense fairly bad, so shootouts were predicted.  Oops.

[Bier Meister 1,748]

Definitely not my year in this league.

early injuries to key players has been insurmountable…

finally starting to get healthy. List by less than 3 with Mason leaving in the second on a strong night and bass missing fg and xpt

other league:

FFPC: 4-2

dienasty: 4-2

local keeper: 4-2

other dynasty: 3-3

mid game injuries have contributed to all but 1 loss

[edjr 6,880]

5 and 1 in my big league. Scored the most points this year for the league this week. beat the 2nd highest scoring team. They are 0 and 5.. Talk about unlucky. 

Love, Barkley, Brown, Wilson, McLaurin, Skittles, Doubs, Seibert

[jerryskids 7,054]

1 hour ago, edjr said:

5 and 1 in my big league. Scored the most points this year for the league this week. beat the 2nd highest scoring team. They are 0 and 5.. Talk about unlucky. 

Love, Barkley, Brown, Wilson, McLaurin, Skittles, Doubs, Seibert

Barkley, Brown, and Wilson went 9/10/11 in IBL.

Three team league?

[edjr 6,880]

43 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Barkley, Brown, and Wilson went 9/10/11 in IBL.

Three team league?

Chase Brown?

I traded my 2/3 for his 1/5 

I took Barkey/Wilson. at 10/11

me > you

[jerryskids 7,054]

32 minutes ago, edjr said:

Chase Brown?

I traded my 2/3 for his 1/5 

I took Barkey/Wilson. at 10/11

me > you

If by you>me, you mean that if you just type "Brown" you presume people know that means Chase Brown and not first round pick AJ Brown, then yes, you are da bomb. 

 

[edjr 6,880]

7 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

If by you>me, you mean that if you just type "Brown" you presume people know that means Chase Brown and not first round pick AJ Brown, then yes, you are da bomb. 

 

exactly 

[WhiteWonder 2,905]

I actually figured it was Chase brown because he seemed to be listing QB, RB, RB, WR etc.