Let’s Play If You…

[BunnysBastatrds 1,927]

…jump in a hole and yer bawls hit a pole, it’s a rupture

[Bier Meister 1,517]

you're sliding down a  rail and you bawls hit a nail, it's a rupture

[Mookz 1,287]

...slip in the sewer and your bawls meet a skewer, it's a rupture.

[patweisers44 700]

Walkin down the hall and your balls hit the wall

[bostonlager 2,469]

Almost 90 degrees here today, what scorcher, hate to tell you fellers I’m not into cack and ball torture. Have fun 

[Nomad99 429]

If you're out playing hacky & get kicked in the sacky......it's a rupture. 

[BunnysBastatrds 1,927]

 If you bang a big a big girl and you can’t find her hole, it’s a rupture.

[Nomad99 429]

9 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 If you bang a big a big girl and you can’t find her hole, it’s a rupture.

I knew, given time.....this would fail

[BunnysBastatrds 1,927]

 If you go to Putt-Putt and your bawls get stuck in the windmill it’s a rupture.

[frank 2,152]

 

[BunnysBastatrds 1,927]

55 minutes ago, Nomad99 said:

I knew, given time.....this would fail

 You know what you fawking piece of nothingness…Start a thread that is somewhat interesting. I’ll await and anticipate your flaccid response.

[Nomad99 429]

32 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 You know what you fawking piece of nothingness…Start a thread that is somewhat interesting. I’ll await and anticipate your flaccid response.

Rupture

[5-Points 2,739]

Jumpin' off the dock and yer bawls hit a rock, it's a rupture.

[MLCKAA 412]

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will ask for a glass of milk.

[jerryskids 5,215]

If you get your girl mad and she kicks you in the nad, it's a rupture.

[frank 2,152]

If the man from Mars eats guitars, it’s a rapture. 

[BunnysBastatrds 1,927]

 If you lose a roll of peenies and your bawls hit the role it’s a rupture. 

[BunnysBastatrds 1,927]

 If your bagina gets kicked in the middle and you can’t play the fiddle, it’s a gunture

[BunnysBastatrds 1,927]

 If you eat a praline and your queen loses her spleen, it’s a gunture