Tucker Carlson Attacked by a Demon

[thegeneral 3,121]

https://www.mediaite.com/news/tucker-carlson-says-he-woke-up-bleeding-in-his-bed-after-demon-attack-that-left-claw-mark-scars/
 

How many people has this happened to?

[jbycho 754]

Mediaite.

Cool. Nothing like hanging out on websites like that. 

[thegeneral 3,121]

1 minute ago, jbycho said:

Mediaite.

Cool. Nothing like hanging out on websites like that. 

Any demon attacks in your past, Peefoam?

[jbycho 754]

Just now, thegeneral said:

Any demon attacks on your past, Peefoam?

Maybe... "peefoam". 

This election is driving Democrats to the brink. 

[squistion 2,126]

39 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

https://www.mediaite.com/news/tucker-carlson-says-he-woke-up-bleeding-in-his-bed-after-demon-attack-that-left-claw-mark-scars/
 

How many people has this happened to?

Probably not that many outside of John Wayne Bobbitt 

[Frozenbeernuts 2,236]

Whitney Webb had a good piece on him being a CIA operative. I think it was her at least. His dad was tied to the CIA. He seems fake.

[weepaws 3,167]

1 hour ago, thegeneral said:

Any demon attacks in your past, Peefoam?

His flag brother.  

Revelation 14:5.  And in their mouths was found no guile, for they are without fault before the throne of God.   Indeed Amen Thanks 

[HellToupee 1,715]

1 hour ago, weepaws said:

His flag brother.  

Revelation 14:5.  And in their mouths was found no guile, for they are without fault before the throne of God.   Indeed Amen Thanks 

Not very Christianlike of you weepy

[weepaws 3,167]

4 minutes ago, HellToupee said:

Not very Christianlike of you weepy

Yes it is,  he said his brother is a flag.  

[thegeneral 3,121]

I think Ol Tucker is losing his marbles.

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,036]

10 hours ago, thegeneral said:

https://www.mediaite.com/news/tucker-carlson-says-he-woke-up-bleeding-in-his-bed-after-demon-attack-that-left-claw-mark-scars/
 

How many people has this happened to?

I thought you said your mom was locked up?

[Mike Honcho 5,251]

Quote

 

Tucker Carlson said that he was “physically mauled” by a demon a year and a half ago that left him bleeding and with still-visible scars on his body from “claw marks” in a clip posted by the “Christianities?” YouTube channel on Thursday.

Asked by his interlocutor, John Heers, if he thought “the presence of evil is kickstarting people to wonder about the good?” Carlson answered “That’s what happened to me,” before recounting the story.

“I had a direct experience with it,” said Carlson.

“In the milieu of journalism?” asked Heers.

“No, in my bed at night,” replied Carlson. “And I got attacked while I was asleep with my wife and four dogs and mauled, physically mauled.”

“In a spiritual attack by a demon?” inquired Heers.

“Yeah, by a demon,” affirmed Carlson. “Or by something unseen that left claw marks on my sides.”

 

Wow, you live/sleep in a house with 4 dogs that have a total of 36 claws and you found claw marks on your body Tuck?  This is some mystery. 

[Hawkeye21 2,395]

12 hours ago, weepaws said:

His flag brother.  

Revelation 14:5.  And in their mouths was found no guile, for they are without fault before the throne of God.   Indeed Amen Thanks 

Having a thread closed because of spamming might be a sign you should quit with the Bible quotes.  It's weird.

[thegeneral 3,121]

43 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

Wow, you live/sleep in a house with 4 dogs that have a total of 36 claws and you found claw marks on your body Tuck?  This is some mystery. 

It was a demon.

[jbycho 754]

1 hour ago, Mike Honcho said:

Wow, you live/sleep in a house with 4 dogs that have a total of 36 claws and you found claw marks on your body Tuck?  This is some mystery. 

Since when do dogs attack with their paws? 

[Mike Honcho 5,251]

38 minutes ago, jbycho said:

Since when do dogs attack with their paws? 

Who said they attacked him, all a dog has to do is be scratching it self vigorously  and be close enough to catch Tucker.  I've presented my theory, maybe you should could elaborate on the demon angle.  

[jbycho 754]

3 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

Who said they attacked him, all a dog has to do is be scratching it self vigorously  and be close enough to catch Tucker.  I've presented my theory, maybe you should could elaborate on the demon angle.  

I never saw the story. It's trash most likely. I remain neutral. You guys believe anything any nut job puts on the internet. 

[MDC 7,296]

49 minutes ago, jbycho said:

Since when do dogs attack with their paws? 

Since when do demons exist?  

[Mike Honcho 5,251]

Just now, jbycho said:

I never saw the story. It's trash most likely. I remain neutral. You guys believe anything any nut job puts on the internet. 

You remain neutral but feel qualified to comment. And in addition, you feel qualified to say "you guys believe anything"...what do we believe exactly guy who didn't read the story, that Tucker said these things?

 

[jbycho 754]

3 minutes ago, MDC said:

Since when do demons exist?  

Ask Mediaite.com I guess? 

[thegeneral 3,121]

7 minutes ago, jbycho said:

I never saw the story. It's trash most likely. I remain neutral. You guys believe anything any nut job puts on the internet. 

It’s quotes from lunatic Tucker talking about waking up after he was attacked by a demon. 

[jbycho 754]

3 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

You remain neutral but feel qualified to comment. And in addition, you feel qualified to say "you guys believe anything"...what do we believe exactly guy who didn't read the story, that Tucker said these things?

 

I am neutral on the Carlson point. I commented on your dogs attaching methods opinion.

And aren't you one of the guys who attack Christians opinions? So you are a biased opinion guy? 

[MDC 7,296]

4 minutes ago, jbycho said:

Ask Mediaite.com I guess? 

They asked Tucker. It was a demon!  

[Mike Honcho 5,251]

2 minutes ago, jbycho said:

I am neutral on the Carlson point. I commented on your dogs attaching methods opinion.

And aren't you one of the guys who attack Christians opinions? So you are a biased opinion guy? 

We can get to your questions when you tell me what ""you guys believe anything" means.  What do we believe? 



[jbycho 754]

Just now, MDC said:

They asked Tucker. It was a demon!  

So what. Why do you all care what a political opinion commenter is saying? I sure don't. But, in a general sense on life, I do believe in strange things that can't be explained by any of us. I honestly think you all are just trying to stir up things against people you don't like for reasons that are beyond me. 

Have fun. You should host a party with your friends and all talk about it for the weekend. That would be really fun. 

[jbycho 754]

3 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

We can get to your questions when you tell me what ""you guys believe anything" means.  What do we believe? 



You believe anything any writer says negatively about a conservative. Now move on. This is boring. 

[Engorgeous George 2,290]

9 hours ago, Mike Honcho said:

Wow, you live/sleep in a house with 4 dogs that have a total of 36 claws and you found claw marks on your body Tuck?  This is some mystery. 

When I have come home late, smelling of whisky, cigar smoke, and stripper perfume and have crawled into bed I have awakened in the morning to find my wife gone and demon claw marks on my body.  My belief, demons are attracted to powerful scents.  My wife says  she is unaware of any demons and has never seen them nor been attacked by them. 

[Fnord 2,196]

I will apply my rationale for election '24 to this situation and vote for the lesser of two evils.

GO DEMON!!!!

[MDC 7,296]

13 minutes ago, jbycho said:

So what. Why do you all care what a political opinion commenter is saying? I sure don't. But, in a general sense on life, I do believe in strange things that can't be explained by any of us. I honestly think you all are just trying to stir up things against people you don't like for reasons that are beyond me. 

Have fun. You should host a party with your friends and all talk about it for the weekend. That would be really fun. 

Can I just take a few minutes to laugh at him here instead?

[Engorgeous George 2,290]

3 minutes ago, Fnord said:

I will apply my rationale for election '24 to this situation and vote for the lesser of two evils.

GO DEMON!!!!

Well played.

[jbycho 754]

12 minutes ago, MDC said:

Can I just take a few minutes to laugh at him here instead?

What is the basis of your knowledge of the situation? The guy said something happened, you don't believe him because of your political leanings, and that is supposed to be some kind of enlightening proof that he's a liar? 

We all have zero knowledge of whatever it was he was talking about, but yet you laugh at your own projections of what you are making up in your head that happened?

I just don't understand taking a made up viewpoint is all. I have seen a couple things in my life that most people would not believe. But whatever. It's not worth telling to most people online because why do I care? If they don't like me, they will try to use it against me. That's what the minds of children do. 

[MDC 7,296]

1 minute ago, jbycho said:

The guy said something happened, you don't believe him because of your political leanings, and that is supposed to be some kind of enlightening proof that he's a liar? 

I don’t believe him because demons don’t exist.  

[jbycho 754]

7 minutes ago, MDC said:

I don’t believe him because demons don’t exist.  

I would love to see your logical proof spelled out on this one. 

Pretend it's a logic class. Prove that whatever this was doesn't exist. These "demons". 

[Fnord 2,196]

1 minute ago, jbycho said:

I would love to see your logical proof spelled out on this one. 

Pretend it's a logic class. Prove that whatever this was doesn't exist. These "demons". 

If I could roll my eyes any further my retinas would detach.

[MDC 7,296]

1 minute ago, jbycho said:

I would love to see your logical proof spelled out on this one. 

Pretend it's a logic class. Prove that whatever this was doesn't exist. These "demons". 

In logic class, you would have learned that it’s on Tucker to convince me of the existence of demons - not on me to disprove existence.  

[Fnord 2,196]

2 minutes ago, MDC said:

In logic class, you would have learned that it’s on Tucker to convince me of the existence of demons - not on me to disprove existence.  

LOL. MDC, prove god, sasquatch, the jersey devil, chupacabra, Trump's hair, and peefoam's peepee are real. GO!

[jbycho 754]

1 minute ago, MDC said:

In logic class, you would have learned that it’s on Tucker to convince me of the existence of demons - not on me to disprove existence.  

Did he say he was trying to convince you? He shared an experience. You looked at it and say you have first hand knowledge of why he didn't experience what he said he did, so that proof is what I am asking for. In court (and in logic), you have to prove what you are accusing someone of. 

If someone accuses you of lying, they have to prove it. 

[jbycho 754]

13 minutes ago, Fnord said:

LOL. MDC, prove god, sasquatch, the jersey devil, chupacabra, Trump's hair, and peefoam's peepee are real. GO!

But you can't disprove it. You can only say you don't know. You are ignorant to the topic.

What is with you  and men's genitals? No one is making fun of you for being gay. 

[MDC 7,296]

11 minutes ago, jbycho said:

Did he say he was trying to convince you? He shared an experience. You looked at it and say you have first hand knowledge of why he didn't experience what he said he did, so that proof is what I am asking for. In court (and in logic), you have to prove what you are accusing someone of. 

If someone accuses you of lying, they have to prove it. 

No, I don’t need to prove that Tucker Carlson didn’t have an encounter with a supernatural being.  

[Fnord 2,196]

8 minutes ago, jbycho said:

But you can't disprove it.

That was my point. Thank you for understanding the absurdity of you asking. Maybe you aren't a lost cause intellectually like you are politically. I'm finally starting to think that you and Trigger might not be the same person.