***2025 EdEx THE MASTERS*** A Tradition Unlike Any Other

[Alias Detective 1,389]

7 minutes ago, BiffTannen said:

I’m seeing the amateur Spaniard boy took a piss in Rae’s Creek. 

For real or?

[BiffTannen 873]

2 minutes ago, Alias Detective said:

For real or?

Yeah.  I hope one of our guys takes a dump on the St Andrew’s bridge. 
 

https://nypost.com/2025/04/10/sports/jose-luis-ballester-i-peed-in-raes-creek-at-2025-masters/

[BiffTannen 873]

AI is scary.

 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DITB0tuxbIL/?igsh=anB1ejJvdmNjMmxi

[BiffTannen 873]

I will be around all day and tomorrow. I’m playing golf early Sunday morning so the sheet updates may be delayed a bit. 

[patweisers44 815]

I ~ @edjr

[jerryskids 6,578]

3 hours ago, BiffTannen said:

Reverse jinxing myself. 
 

no way I stay in the lead. Rose and Bryson have a history of stellar opening rounds then fading off as the tournament progresses. I predict I come in last place. 

Predicting last place goes too far and undoes the reverse jinx.  You now won't make the cut!

3 hours ago, BiffTannen said:

I’m seeing the amateur Spaniard boy took a piss in Rae’s Creek. 

He's from ASU and hangs with Rahm; he was probably at a kegger the night before.   

[WhiteWonder 2,681]

Ed has sent me the $$

I am going to send everyone a PM  with a look at my PP.      I will need Cloaca and Fumble to send their entry fees for this event. 

[WhiteWonder 2,681]

also @jerryskids cannot receive messages

[WhiteWonder 2,681]

Also remember, payouts going forward are $40, $90, $190  ($40 x 8 per event  $320)... this is what we used for the API that Cloaca skipped.

[jerryskids 6,578]

30 minutes ago, WhiteWonder said:

also @jerryskids cannot receive messages

Sorry, I cleared out some space

[jerryskids 6,578]

I had forgotten how frustrating it is to watch JT golf.  He goes back on my DND list after this tourney, probably.

[BiffTannen 873]

3 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

I had forgotten how frustrating it is to watch JT golf.  He goes back on my DND list after this tourney, probably.

He's not worth the headache. Other top guys usually at least give you a score you can work with. JT consistently goes off the rails and you end up with nothing. 

[WhiteWonder 2,681]

I absolutely can’t wait for this season to be over 

Only like 10 drafted golfers projected to miss the cut and 3 of them belong to me  

[Alias Detective 1,389]

I was never a Langer fan.  Oddly, I really don’t remember him much at all.  Was he not on the radar until the Senior Tour or what?

[BiffTannen 873]

12 minutes ago, Alias Detective said:

I was never a Langer fan.  Oddly, I really don’t remember him much at all.  Was he not on the radar until the Senior Tour or what?

I'm in the same boat. I'm guessing in the 80s and 90s he spent most of his time across the pond and came here to play the majors. 

[jerryskids 6,578]

Hatton gacked a 1 foot putt on 17  

[BiffTannen 873]

	The Masters
Clocaine	1	2	3	4
Scottie Scheffler	-4	-5
Brooks Koepka	2	5
Min Woo Lee	-1	-1
Sergio Garcia	0	4
Sahith Theegala	0	0
Tom Kim	1	2
Total	-5	-6
Alias Detective	1	2	3	4
Rory McIlroy	0	-6
Tommy Fleetwood	1	-2
Russell Henley	7	3
Daniel Berger	-1	0
Phil Mickelson	3	5
Aaron Rai	-2	0
Total	-3	-8
bostonlager	1	2	3	4
Bryson DeChambeau	-3	-7
Hideki Matsuyama	1	-3
Corey Conners	-4	-6
Akshay Bhatia	-2	2
Justin Rose	-7	-8
Davis Thompson	-1	0
Total	-14	-21
WhiteWonder	1	2	3	4
Collin Morikawa	0	-3
Cameron Smith	-1	5
Will Zalatoris	2	8
Patrick Reed	-1	-3
JJ Spaun	2	2
Lucas Glover	6	8
Total	-2	-4
patweiser	1	2	3	4
Jon Rahm	3	2
Patrick Cantlay	2	2
Viktor Hovland	-1	-4
Wyndham Clark	4	0
Dustin Johnson	2	3
Sam Burns	1	-1
Total	2	-5
Fumbleweed	1	2	3	4
Ludvig Aberg	-4	-3
Joaquin Niemann	0	2
Sepp Straka	6	5
Tony Finau	3	4
Sungjae Im	-1	-3
Harris English	-2	-1
Total	-7	-7
jerryskids	1	2	3	4
Justin Thomas	1	0
Xander Schauffele	1	-2
Robert MacIntyre	3	6
Tyrrell Hatton	-3	-5
Taylor Pendrith	5	8
Brian Harman	-1	-2
Total	-3	-9
dain	1	2	3	4
Jordan Spieth	1	2
Shane Lowry	-1	-5
Jason Day	-2	-4
Keegan Bradley	2	3
Denny McCarthy	-1	2
Adam Scott	5	5
Total	-4	-7

[jerryskids 6,578]

Dang, 7 of us within 5 strokes for 2nd!  And of course, @BiffTannen's team will keep crushing us.   

[WhiteWonder 2,681]

Just now, jerryskids said:

Dang, 7 of us within 5 strokes for 2nd!  And of course, @BiffTannen's team will keep crushing us.   

I almost wish the cut had been +1  

[jerryskids 6,578]

10 minutes ago, WhiteWonder said:

I almost wish the cut had been +1  

Looks like you and Dain would have missed the cut, and you'd have gotten the first pick.   

[BiffTannen 873]

21 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Dang, 7 of us within 5 strokes for 2nd!  And of course, @BiffTannen's team will keep crushing us.   

Still so early. I hope I can finally purchase the green sport jacket that has been sitting on my Amazon cart for 6 years 

[BiffTannen 873]

I’ve had the lead in this tournament after 54 holes three times and lost them all. I’m the Greg Norman of EdEx Masters. 

[BiffTannen 873]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIT_3sKuEGL/?igsh=MXRucXNiMm9xYzY4Yw==

[BunnysBastatrds 2,319]

3 hours ago, Alias Detective said:

I was never a Langer fan.  Oddly, I really don’t remember him much at all.  Was he not on the radar until the Senior Tour or what?

 H was painfully slow. He was voted slowest player on tour.

[Horseman 2,375]

4 hours ago, Alias Detective said:

I was never a Langer fan.  Oddly, I really don’t remember him much at all.  Was he not on the radar until the Senior Tour or what?

2 green jackets.  Foking won with a wooden driver in 1993. That blows my mind. 

[WhiteWonder 2,681]

@Fumbleweed  @Cloaca du jour  

please send over your $50 for this event when you get a chance. You both should have a PM with my paypal info.    Thanks

[WhiteWonder 2,681]

19 hours ago, Alias Detective said:

I was never a Langer fan.  Oddly, I really don’t remember him much at all.  Was he not on the radar until the Senior Tour or what?

Not that I was a fan but he has a great track record at Augusta and he feels like the next Gary Player in terms of being an old guy in phenomenal shape. Gary Player is 89 and looks like a spry 70 year old. Doing leg kicks during the opening tee shots while Jack is struggling to tee up his ball.   Langer is 67... but he strikes me as the same type. I would guess his ability to dominate the senior tour like he has is in large part due to the shape he is in, as most of those guys just let themselves go and were from the era before working out was part of golf. 

[BiffTannen 873]

It wouldn't be Saturday at the Masters without lager's team coming completely unglued. 

[WhiteWonder 2,681]

3 minutes ago, BiffTannen said:

It wouldn't be Saturday at the Masters without lager's team coming completely unglued. 

I was hoping Spaun of Satan could shoot something like freakin' Zach Johnson shot today and get me back in the hunt for 3rd.  He started off okay but ... as per usual 

[BiffTannen 873]

My tee time is at 7:40 tomorrow morning so I should be home by noonish to update the sheet barring a frost delay. 

[BiffTannen 873]

	The Masters
Clocaine	1	2	3	4
Scottie Scheffler	-4	-5	-5
Brooks Koepka	2	5
Min Woo Lee	-1	-1	3
Sergio Garcia	0	4
Sahith Theegala	0	0	1
Tom Kim	1	2	2
Total	-5	-6	-2
Alias Detective	1	2	3	4
Rory McIlroy	0	-6	-12
Tommy Fleetwood	1	-2	1
Russell Henley	7	3
Daniel Berger	-1	0	1
Phil Mickelson	3	5
Aaron Rai	-2	0	1
Total	-3	-8	-10
bostonlager	1	2	3	4
Bryson DeChambeau	-3	-7	-10
Hideki Matsuyama	1	-3	4
Corey Conners	-4	-6	-8
Akshay Bhatia	-2	2	5
Justin Rose	-7	-8	-5
Davis Thompson	-1	0	-2
Total	-14	-21	-23
WhiteWonder	1	2	3	4
Collin Morikawa	0	-3	-3
Cameron Smith	-1	5
Will Zalatoris	2	8
Patrick Reed	-1	-3	-6
JJ Spaun	2	2	4
Lucas Glover	6	8
Total	-2	-4	-5
patweiser	1	2	3	4
Jon Rahm	3	2	0
Patrick Cantlay	2	2	3
Viktor Hovland	-1	-4	-3
Wyndham Clark	4	0	3
Dustin Johnson	2	3
Sam Burns	1	-1	2
Total	2	-5	-1
Fumbleweed	1	2	3	4
Ludvig Aberg	-4	-3	-6
Joaquin Niemann	0	2	0
Sepp Straka	6	5
Tony Finau	3	4
Sungjae Im	-1	-3	-4
Harris English	-2	-1	0
Total	-7	-7	-10
jerryskids	1	2	3	4
Justin Thomas	1	0	4
Xander Schauffele	1	-2	-4
Robert MacIntyre	3	6
Tyrrell Hatton	-3	-5	-2
Taylor Pendrith	5	8
Brian Harman	-1	-2	3
Total	-3	-9	-3
dain	1	2	3	4
Jordan Spieth	1	2	-1
Shane Lowry	-1	-5	-5
Jason Day	-2	-4	-5
Keegan Bradley	2	3
Denny McCarthy	-1	2	1
Adam Scott	5	5
Total	-4	-7	-11

[Alias Detective 1,389]

Damn Biff is running away with this thing.

[BiffTannen 873]

Regardless of what happens in EdEx, we have a heavyweight fight in the final group. Tomorrow is going to be awesome. 

[jerryskids 6,578]

53 minutes ago, BiffTannen said:

Regardless of what happens in EdEx, we have a heavyweight fight in the final group. Tomorrow is going to be awesome. 

Indeed.  Bryson and Rory were fun to watch today.  

[Fumbleweed 516]

8 hours ago, WhiteWonder said:

@Fumbleweed  @Cloaca du jour  

please send over your $50 for this event when you get a chance. You both should have a PM with my paypal info.    Thanks

Waiting to see if I finish 3rd. If I do, no money exchanged. 

[WhiteWonder 2,681]

22 minutes ago, Fumbleweed said:

Waiting to see if I finish 3rd. If I do, no money exchanged. 

I will allow this for this event because of the transition, but I’d prefer not to have people withholding their entry fee for the current event to see if they win money or not

[Cloaca du jour 2,147]

Money Sent...thanks for stepping in!!

[BiffTannen 873]

Shot 81 this morning. I have my Coors Light on ice. It’s time for Masters Sunday 

[BiffTannen 873]

Non-traditional pin on 16 today. I like it 

[BiffTannen 873]

This forearm needs a chick gagging on a dong emoji. We can call it Rory.