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4 minutes ago, Sandy Loam said:

There was a movie theater across the street from my college dorm, and they'd show pron for midnight movies, and the house was packed.

People came there to yell stuff at the movie and make mom jokes and stuff about other people in the audience.

It was pretty funny.

That's just good old fashioned fun right there.

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1 minute ago, Hawkeye21 said:

That's just good old fashioned fun right there.

When the pron dude started rhythmically thrusting a chick, everyone would yell "STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! STROKE!"

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What is Pron? The OP needs to stop with the weed and booze.  

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1. Poke-A-Hot-ass

2. Everyone I Did Last Summer

3. The Boobyguard

4. Ocean’s 11 Inches

5. ET: The Extra Testicle

6. Night of the Giving Head

7. The Sperminator

8. Edward Penishands

9. The Bone Ranger

10. Good Will Humping

11. A Few Hard Men

12. Village of the Rammed

13. Clif Banger

14. Breast Side Story

15. Laid in Manhattan

16. Saturday Night Beaver

17. Any Given Cumday

18. A Clockwork Orgy

19. Any Officer and a Genitalman

20. Gulp Fiction

21. Oklahomo!

22. Beverly Hills, 9021-ho!

23. The Bare Project

24. My Bare Lady

25. Bitanic

26. Buffy the Vampire Layer

27. Pulp Friction

28. A Beautiful Behind

29. Gangbangs of New York

30. 40 Gays in 40 Nights

31. Womb Raider

32. School of

33. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Gays

34. White Men Can’t Hump

35. Throbin Hood

36. On Golden Blonde

37. Sisterhood of the Traveling Sluts

38. Romancing The Bone

39. King Dong

40. Fill Bill

41. Sorest Rump

42. Brassiere to Eternity

43. Yank My Doodle, It’s A Dandy

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38 minutes ago, edjr said:

Not a nice thing to say about your mom.

Corky is dude. Mom ain’t a dude man. That leaves you as the one and only Corky. 

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3 hours ago, nobody said:

None.  I only watch porn with my parents.

yeah, like when has anyone ever watched porn with mom and dad? :blink:

 

It was probably some videotape someone got ahold of when we were in elementary school or something.  But my favorite nights were when everyone was in bed and we had HBO and Real Sex would come on :headbanger:

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1 minute ago, cmh6476 said:

yeah, like when has anyone ever watched porn with mom and dad? :blink:

 

It was probably some videotape someone got ahold of when we were in elementary school or something.  But my favorite nights were when everyone was in bed and we had HBO and Real Sex would come on :headbanger:

I bet, you would cucumber yourself silly huh Puzzy man

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Just now, weepaws said:

I bet, you would cucumber yourself silly huh Puzzy man

Better question for you would be, what was the first porn you watched with your Mom?

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4 minutes ago, Maximum Overkill said:

Better question for you would be, what was the first porn you watched with your Mom?

Better question for you would be, what porn was on when you sexually abused your kids?

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16 minutes ago, weepaws said:

Better question for you would be, what porn was on when you sexually abused your kids?

Damn WeePaws, That's pretty sick cuzzin. 

The goal is to be funny and creative. That's neither 

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Just now, Maximum Overkill said:

Damn WeePaws, That's pretty sick cuzzin. 

The goal is to be funny and creative. That's neither 

Judgement in righteousness.   Truth hurts.  

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22 minutes ago, Maximum Overkill said:

Better question for you would be, what was the first porn you watched with your Mom?

 It was Me And Mommy In An Out House, Farwell/Flynt style.

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3 hours ago, Strike said:

You watched porn with a bunch of dudes?

Past puberty, in high school when he discovered porn and then watched it with a bunch of dudes.  🤣

Explains a lot.  

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I was in HS in the early 80s and only saw the squiggly lines on the cable box; wasn't until college from 85-89 that I saw my first pron.  I don't know which was first; I have a vague memory of a scene from Debbie Does Dallas, and stronger memories from Insatiable and Behind the Green Door.  Marilyn Chambers was :wub:   VHS was still pretty new then, so the pickings were slim.

In Boston there was a department store/chain called Lechmere (sp?) which offered 30 day returns, no questions asked.  Friends of mine "rented" high end stereo equipment for 29 days, returned it, then "rented" something else.  I tried it once as a senior, with a then-new combo 19-inch CRT TV/VCR unit that I put in my room.  I was dating a hot former competitive ice skater from the Katherine Gibbs Secretarial School at the time, and we had 29 days of fun with it.  :banana: 

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9 hours ago, patweisers44 said:

.....From Hog Hollow, Nebraska....Amy....the Farmer's Daughter !!!!

Hollywood & Vine 

https://images.saymedia-content.com/.image/t_share/MTc2MjUwMjc4NjA4OTA2MTE5/glow-the-gorgeous-ladies-of-wrestling.jpg

Also liked 'the terrorist' 

Imagine the way this pussified country would flip out over something like this today.

As for pron, my first was Mrs. Assfire. Just kidding, that's one Al Bundy was looking at in the video store on MWC. Insatiable with Marilyn Chambers.

 

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