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[Sandy Loam 200]

1 hour ago, thegeneral said:

Not a fan. Just say the lines

Why are they busting out in a song and prancing around while talking about cats or the phantom at the opera?

Because it's a musical! I was in a comedy musical over the summer, and the songs and choreography were hilarious. 

"Cats" would be boring if it was just dialogue. 

Hell, what would "The Wizard of Oz" be without all those great songs?

I have only been to one opera. It was OK, but they sings their hearts over stupid stuff like losing a shoe.

[jerryskids 6,890]

2 minutes ago, Sandy Loam said:

Because it's a musical! I was in a comedy musical over the summer, and the songs and choreography were hilarious. 

"Cats" would be boring if it was just dialogue. 

Hell, what would "The Wizard of Oz" be without all those great songs?

I have only been to one opera. It was OK, but they sings their hearts over stupid stuff like losing a shoe.

Cats would be like 3 minutes long without the music.

The song "Memory" would be replaced with the line, "dang, it sucks getting old!"   

[thegeneral 3,280]

3 minutes ago, Sandy Loam said:

Because it's a musical! I was in a comedy musical over the summer, and the songs and choreography were hilarious. 

"Cats" would be boring if it was just dialogue. 

Hell, what would "The Wizard of Oz" be without all those great songs?

I have only been to one opera. It was OK, but they sings their hearts over stupid stuff like losing a shoe.

I like boring I guess. Do enjoy seeing plays although don’t do it too often. When in NY will look at what’s playing if I have free time. Just don’t get musicals and they have always seemed strange to me. Old man energy here

[TheNewGirl 1,518]

31 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

I think you're thinking with the wrong... umm... body part here.   

I am just kidding. He's not the best Javert. 

[TheNewGirl 1,518]

1 minute ago, jerryskids said:

Cats would be like 3 minutes long without the music.

The song "Memory" would be replaced with the line, "dang, it sucks getting old!"   

Betty Buckley's version of this song gets me every time. Incredible performer. 

[TheNewGirl 1,518]

10 minutes ago, Sandy Loam said:

 

Hell, what would "The Wizard of Oz" be without all those great songs?

 

A book. 

[Drizzay 725]

Andrew Lloyd Weber is a hack

[iam90sbaby 2,637]

OP must watch some weird sh!t for the algo to recommend this to you 

[Sandy Loam 200]

48 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

I like boring I guess. Do enjoy seeing plays although don’t do it too often. When in NY will look at what’s playing if I have free time. Just don’t get musicals and they have always seemed strange to me. Old man energy here

We saw "Hades Town" on Broadway, and that kicked ass. 

[Maximum Overkill 2,068]

2 minutes ago, Sandy Loam said:

We saw "Hades Town" on Broadway, and that kicked ass. 

DEI Broadway Show!  

[Grace Under Pressure 125]

Hadestown is solid. Have seen it 3 times. 

Anyone would probably enjoy The Outsiders. Very well done. 

[Grace Under Pressure 125]

1 hour ago, Sandy Loam said:

I was in a comedy musical over the summer, and the songs and choreography were hilarious. 

That's great stuff. Hats off to performing. Very tough. 

[seafoam1 3,178]

4 minutes ago, Grace Under Pressure said:

That's great stuff. Hats off to performing. Very tough. 

[Maximum Overkill 2,068]

8 minutes ago, Grace Under Pressure said:

Hadestown is solid. Have seen it 3 times. 

Anyone would probably enjoy The Outsiders. Very well done. 

That's gay  

[Grace Under Pressure 125]

When your daughter is in theater, you take her and her friends to Broadway shows. It's called being a good dad.

I realize that's a foreign concept when you worship a cult leader that wants to fck his own daughter, and who raped teenage girls.

[Maximum Overkill 2,068]

2 minutes ago, Grace Under Pressure said:

It's called being a good dad.

Is that what the Kids call you?!

[seafoam1 3,178]

1 minute ago, Grace Under Pressure said:

When your daughter is in theater, you take her and her friends to Broadway shows. It's called being a good dad.

I realize that's a foreign concept when you worship a cult leader that wants to fck his own daughter, and who raped teenage girls.

Biden's daughter used to hide from creepy Joe when it was shower time because he would strip down and shower with her. 

And you voted for him. Pedo.  

[jerryskids 6,890]

37 minutes ago, iam90sbaby said:

OP must watch some weird sh!t for the algo to recommend this to you 

I heard about it and specifically searched for it.

15 minutes ago, Grace Under Pressure said:

Hadestown is solid. Have seen it 3 times. 

Anyone would probably enjoy The Outsiders. Very well done. 

My daughter lives there and we try to see a show every visit.  Hadestown was good, a bit woke with the wall stuff but whatever, that was a catchy beat.  Also saw Tommy, which was well done but I know the music so well it wasn't really special, if that makes sense.

We're going back in September and just now finalizing travel plans.  We'll look into Outsiders, thanks for the rec.   

[Grace Under Pressure 125]

4 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

We're going back in September and just now finalizing travel plans.  We'll look into Outsiders, thanks for the rec. 

Certainly 

September in the city is peak weather. Enjoy!

[Sandy Loam 200]

20 minutes ago, Grace Under Pressure said:

That's great stuff. Hats off to performing. Very tough. 

My wife is a real good actress, has a theater degree and taught high school theater. She had the lead female role in a play a couple of years ago and dragged me into a small part, and I loved it. 

Then I got a juror part in "12 Angry Men," and that led to playing the sheriff in "Misery" and played it nothing like the guy in the movie. I found this ridiculous long coat at Goodwill and gave the guy a Cajun accent. I came in from the back of the theater and had walk-up music. On opening night, just before I went up the stairs and onto the stage, I have a little hip shake, and the audience busted out laughing. After that I became the dancing sheriff, and the second night I did that, I got got a round of applause as I went back up the aisle and out the door. 

We somehow turned "Misery" into a dark comedy. It was great, and as word of mouth got around, shows almost sold out.

The biggest challenge was what came next: the hilarious "Tuna Christmas." It's a 97-page script and only two actors, each playing 10 different characters, including women. The other actor had actual Broadway experience, so I really had to step up my game, and I held my own. 

Custom changes were a hugely difficult part of it, and I had everything meticulously laid out behind the partition. If either of us got stuck getting into an outfit, whoever was stuck out on stage had to kick into improv mode. I got stuck out there and just started making up sh!t and got laughs.

I didn't bobble a single line during the run of shows, and the only time I focked up was on opening night and not coming out with a wig on for the final scene, but he audience thought I had done it on purpose. I was exhausted because we did a dress rehearsal earlier in the day, and the mind and body are not build to run "Tuna Christmas" twice in a day. It's focking exhausting.

 

 

 

[Sandy Loam 200]

14 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

I heard about it and specifically searched for it.

My daughter lives there and we try to see a show every visit.  Hadestown was good, a bit woke with the wall stuff but whatever, that was a catchy beat.  Also saw Tommy, which was well done but I know the music so well it wasn't really special, if that makes sense.

We're going back in September and just now finalizing travel plans.  We'll look into Outsiders, thanks for the rec.   

Outsiders is next on our list. It's coming through Dallas in the fall. 

[seafoam1 3,178]

1 minute ago, Sandy Loam said:

My wife is a real good actress, has a theater degree and taught high school theater. She had the lead female role in a play a couple of years ago and dragged me into a small part, and I loved it. 

Then I got a juror part in "12 Angry Men," and that led to playing the sheriff in "Misery" and played it nothing like the guy in the movie. I found this ridiculous long coat at Goodwill and gave the guy a Cajun accent. I came in from the back of the theater and had walk-up music. On opening night, just before I went up the stairs and onto the stage, I have a little hip shake, and the audience busted out laughing. After that I became the dancing sheriff, and the second night I did that, I got got a round of applause as I went back up the aisle and out the door. 

We somehow turned "Misery" into a dark comedy. It was great, and as word of mouth got around, shows almost sold out.

The biggest challenge was what came next: the hilarious "Tuna Christmas." It's a 97-page script and only two actors, each playing 10 different characters, including women. The other actor had actual Broadway experience, so I really had to step up my game, and I held my own. 

Custom changes were a hugely difficult part of it, and I had everything meticulously laid out behind the partition. If either of us got stuck getting into an outfit, whoever was stuck out on stage had to kick into improv mode. I got stuck out there and just started making up sh!t and got laughs.

I didn't bobble a single line during the run of shows, and the only time I focked up was on opening night and not coming out with a wig on for the final scene, but he audience thought I had done it on purpose. I was exhausted because we did a dress rehearsal earlier in the day, and the mind and body are not build to run "Tuna Christmas" twice in a day. It's focking exhausting.

 

 

 

 Girls just want to have fun. 

[jerryskids 6,890]

7 minutes ago, Grace Under Pressure said:

Certainly 

September in the city is peak weather. Enjoy!

Thanks!  We're going towards the end of the month.  We're spending 5 days in the city with her (she has two holidays plus the weekend), then we're planning to drive up to the Catskills for three nights.  Hoping to catch some leaves changing, although it is a little early.

[Sandy Loam 200]

24 minutes ago, Grace Under Pressure said:

When your daughter is in theater, you take her and her friends to Broadway shows. It's called being a good dad.

I realize that's a foreign concept when you worship a cult leader that wants to fck his own daughter, and who raped teenage girls.

That's the spirit!

[Sandy Loam 200]

2 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Thanks!  We're going towards the end of the month.  We're spending 5 days in the city with her (she has two holidays plus the weekend), then we're planning to drive up to the Catskills for three nights.  Hoping to catch some leaves changing, although it is a little early.

Yeah, we want to do some kind of Northeast fall road trip sometime. 

I guess you don't get much fall in Phoenix. 

[jerryskids 6,890]

9 minutes ago, Sandy Loam said:

Yeah, we want to do some kind of Northeast fall road trip sometime. 

I guess you don't get much fall in Phoenix. 

Phoenix, no.  I've often said that September is my least favorite month here.  You watch some college football with people wearing sweatshirts in autumnal weather, while you are sitting in your boxers in AC.

But, we do have nice weather close by.  We're heading up to the NE part of the state, an area called the White Mountains, this weekend for two weeks.  Two early for fall colors but, should be a nice break.   

[thegeneral 3,280]

1 hour ago, Sandy Loam said:

We saw "Hades Town" on Broadway, and that kicked ass. 

I get to see maybe one in year. Saw “Glenngary Glenn Ross” this year with Kieran Culkin, Bob Odenkirk, Bill Burr. Was great. 

I didn’t need them singing the lines!

[iam90sbaby 2,637]

37 minutes ago, Sandy Loam said:

My wife is a real good actress, has a theater degree and taught high school theater. She had the lead female role in a play a couple of years ago and dragged me into a small part, and I loved it. 

Then I got a juror part in "12 Angry Men," and that led to playing the sheriff in "Misery" and played it nothing like the guy in the movie. I found this ridiculous long coat at Goodwill and gave the guy a Cajun accent. I came in from the back of the theater and had walk-up music. On opening night, just before I went up the stairs and onto the stage, I have a little hip shake, and the audience busted out laughing. After that I became the dancing sheriff, and the second night I did that, I got got a round of applause as I went back up the aisle and out the door. 

We somehow turned "Misery" into a dark comedy. It was great, and as word of mouth got around, shows almost sold out.

The biggest challenge was what came next: the hilarious "Tuna Christmas." It's a 97-page script and only two actors, each playing 10 different characters, including women. The other actor had actual Broadway experience, so I really had to step up my game, and I held my own. 

Custom changes were a hugely difficult part of it, and I had everything meticulously laid out behind the partition. If either of us got stuck getting into an outfit, whoever was stuck out on stage had to kick into improv mode. I got stuck out there and just started making up sh!t and got laughs.

I didn't bobble a single line during the run of shows, and the only time I focked up was on opening night and not coming out with a wig on for the final scene, but he audience thought I had done it on purpose. I was exhausted because we did a dress rehearsal earlier in the day, and the mind and body are not build to run "Tuna Christmas" twice in a day. It's focking exhausting.

 

 

 

I always wondered what happened to the weird theater kids in hs. 

[iam90sbaby 2,637]

53 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

I heard about it and specifically searched for it.

My daughter lives there and we try to see a show every visit.  Hadestown was good, a bit woke with the wall stuff but whatever, that was a catchy beat.  Also saw Tommy, which was well done but I know the music so well it wasn't really special, if that makes sense.

We're going back in September and just now finalizing travel plans.  We'll look into Outsiders, thanks for the rec.   

Heard about it where 

[Sandy Loam 200]

4 minutes ago, iam90sbaby said:

I always wondered what happened to the weird theater kids in hs. 

I didn't do theater in high school.

I was a band fairy.

[jerryskids 6,890]

8 minutes ago, iam90sbaby said:

Heard about it where 

Ben Shapiro's podcast a day or two ago.  Any other interrogations, tard?

[seafoam1 3,178]

26 minutes ago, Sandy Loam said:

I didn't do theater in high school.

I was a band fairy.

You got gayer as time went on. How cute.

[Maximum Overkill 2,068]

14 hours ago, Sandy Loam said:

 

I was a band fairy.

Awwww, how cute!  

[Grace Under Pressure 125]

15 hours ago, Sandy Loam said:

The biggest challenge was what came next: the hilarious "Tuna Christmas." It's a 97-page script and only two actors, each playing 10 different characters, including women. The other actor had actual Broadway experience, so I really had to step up my game, and I held my own. 

Kudos. It takes a lot of confidence and talent to perform. Most people would crap their pants lol.

[Grace Under Pressure 125]

16 hours ago, jerryskids said:

But, we do have nice weather close by.  We're heading up to the NE part of the state, an area called the White Mountains, this weekend for two weeks.  Two early for fall colors but, should be a nice break.   

Beautiful up there. We used to spend time in Payson and Flag during summers when possible. Nice to get out of the heat. Enjoy!

[Sandy Loam 200]

1 hour ago, Grace Under Pressure said:

Kudos. It takes a lot of confidence and talent to perform. Most people would crap their pants lol.

Thanks. I like being out there and exploring ways to develop a character. It's so fun when a show takes on a life of its own and the audience loves it. I haven't been in a dud yet, but I have seen a few here. A local production of "The Nerd" was awful. 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,197]

 

[BeenHereBefore 1,540]

Blasphemy to God and that was their whole purpose and a lot of gays enjoy doing that and not all.

[Maximum Overkill 2,068]

On 8/8/2025 at 4:22 PM, Sandy Loam said:

Because it's a musical!

It's funny how they're all queer. 

And it's funny how Liberals love musicals  

Does your Wife know you're queer??? Or maybe he doesn't care? 

[Cdub100 3,945]

On 8/8/2025 at 12:33 PM, The Real timschochet said:

Why are you commenting about a play about Jews? 

Because the Jews in the Bible are not the Jews of today. 

Galatians 3:28: "There is neither Jew nor Gentile

When Christ came and died he became the law and church. All that believe in Jesus are Christians.

The "Jews" of today are the synagogue of Satan. 

HTH