Things you do not want to hear your grandfather say about your grandmother

[MikeMatt 236]

 When she takes her teeth out, I know I’m getting a real hummer. 

[Strike 5,869]

She likes it in the butt

[5-Points 3,696]

She was the favorite among our swingers group. 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,544]

 She’s got a hairy bush and eraser size nipples

[Hardcore troubadour 15,758]

Lumberg focked her 

[MikeMatt 236]

That night at Karaoke and he looks at her and sings

I want to #### you like an animal. I want to feel you from the inside. 

[weepaws 3,258]

My cat told me that the OP is a Ghey.  

[MikeMatt 236]

43 minutes ago, weepaws said:

My cat told me that the OP is a Ghey.  

Yawn again. 

[jonnyutah 459]

1 hour ago, weepaws said:

My cat told me that the OP is a Ghey.  

Did you mean to write "my GP told me the poosicat is grey"

[Voltaire 5,396]

She got run over by a reindeer.

[League Champion 1,919]

I heard my Grandparents screwing when I was a Kid.  

 

[MikeMatt 236]

1 minute ago, League Champion said:

I heard my Grandparents screwing when I was a Kid.  

 

That’s why you’re so rooned. LOL

[League Champion 1,919]

41 minutes ago, MikeMatt said:

That’s why you’re so rooned. LOL

I have a great reply but it would no doubt get me suspended  

[Bier Meister 1,738]

“Needs ironing”

[MikeMatt 236]

37 minutes ago, League Champion said:

I have a great reply but it would no doubt get me suspended  

PM it

[edjr 6,745]

why are your tucked into your pants

[seafoam1 3,272]

You remind me of mdpee.