So....What did I miss here over the last month?

[SUXBNME 1,595]

[Strike 6,023]

WB 

[supermike80 2,082]

2 minutes ago, SUXBNME said:

@Fnordhates cats.

[Strike 6,023]

1 minute ago, supermike80 said:

@Fnordhates cats.

My guess is it has more to do with his aversion to poosey.

[Mike Honcho 5,435]

A glorious month of ZERO Steel Panther videos!

[SUXBNME 1,595]

13 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

A glorious month of ZERO Steel Panther videos!

Speaking of...I should prolly bump the nascar thread 

[MikeMatt 376]

There is a whole thread welcoming you back you attention wh0re. When I said whole thread it actually has 13 - yes big ol 13 replies !!!!!

@SUXBNME

[Fnord 2,523]

1 hour ago, supermike80 said:

@Fnordhates cats.

LOL wow, richard. I just don't like housing excrement within my dwelling. It's not like I'm drowning kittens over here.

1 hour ago, Strike said:

My guess is it has more to do with his aversion to poosey.

This wanker can't be bothered to take me off ignore even when I respond to him in good faith because well, he's a lying wanker.

Instead, they like to make (semi-funny, so partial credit I guess) jokes at my expense. Get it together, @Strike. At least if you can't be humorous, man up and discuss things.

You are kind of right about one thing: I am averse to you, and you are a coward, which is a slang synonym for the bolded.

[jerryskids 7,085]

1 hour ago, SUXBNME said:

Somebody listed you in a fock/marry/kill thread.  I was going to say "marry" for you because of your sweet garage setup/tool collection.    Also because you are too old for sex, so we could be like an old, sexless married couple.

But I never posted in it, so...  

Welcome back.   

[cmh6476 1,128]

[supermike80 2,082]

17 minutes ago, Fnord said:

LOL wow, richard. I just don't like housing excrement within my dwelling. It's not like I'm drowning kittens over here.

 

Hmmm.....Sureeeeee.....

[MikeMatt 376]

46 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Somebody listed you in a fock/marry/kill thread.  I was going to say "marry" for you 

So were you going to kill me or Fock me ?

@jerryskids  hhhmmmm

[Fnord 2,523]

58 minutes ago, supermike80 said:

Hmmm.....Sureeeeee.....

Pay no attention to the yowling sound coming from the...

I've said too much

[NorthernVike 2,096]

I came back.  Kind of. 

[jerryskids 7,085]

19 minutes ago, Fnord said:

LOL wow, richard. I just don't like housing excrement within my dwelling. It's not like I'm drowning kittens over here.

The previous owners of our house had 3 large-ish dogs.  The carpeting smelled of wet dog, and we ended up removing it all (we wanted tile anyway).  We did the remodel 3 years ago.  My wife claims to still smell wet dog from our vacuum.

[jerryskids 7,085]

49 minutes ago, MikeMatt said:

So were you going to kill me or Fock me ?

@jerryskids  hhhmmmm

[Fnord 2,523]

10 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

The previous owners of our house had 3 large-ish dogs.  The carpeting smelled of wet dog, and we ended up removing it all (we wanted tile anyway).  We did the remodel 3 years ago.  My wife claims to still smell wet dog from our vacuum.

Wimmenz have very sensitive noses. And very active imaginations. What's a guy to do?

Nod and smile and say "yes, sweetheart."

[SUXBNME 1,595]

26 minutes ago, Fnord said:

Wimmenz have very sensitive noses. And very active imaginations. What's a guy to do?

Nod and smile and say "yes, sweetheart."

This thread is supposed to me about me, dammit 

[Fnord 2,523]

13 minutes ago, SUXBNME said:

This thread is supposed to me about me, dammit 

Yes, sweetheart. 

[SUXBNME 1,595]

3 minutes ago, Fnord said:

Yes, sweetheart. 

That's better

[5-Points 3,766]

You were gone? 

[SUXBNME 1,595]

4 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

You were gone? 

Ask your wife

[BiffTannen 1,124]

You didn't get to vote in the alternative rock draft. Which team did you like best?

[SUXBNME 1,595]

5 minutes ago, BiffTannen said:

You didn't get to vote in the alternative rock draft. Which team did you like best?

Good question...I'll have to look at them