BunnysBastatrds 1,916 Posted November 17, 2017 I turn 49 tomorrow and we had tonight to celebrate as she works late tomorrow. Had a lovely dinner with her and lil Bunny. Lil Bunny works at an old folks home a day a week for school and said one of the funniest things I ever heard. Lil Bunny: So I pick up this black ladies giant t!tty and clean underneath. I spit gumbo out of my nose. Haven't laughed that hard since I picked up an old phat t!tty. Get home and ready to fool around. Wifey: My uterus has dropped. Standing on marble floors has done serious damage. Bad news, they're removing all lady parts. Good news, I'm getting vaginal rejuvenation at the same time. Me: Nice. Love you darlin. Good night. Everything will be fine. So what do I do upon hearing this news? Jerk off to Stylze getting aas fawked less than 24 hours after her, uhhhmmm, passing. She's a screamer. Wifey is listening. Me: She's loud and takes it in the pooper. I turn 50 next year. Sorry. I'll turn it down. Haven't quit smiling yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted November 17, 2017 Lol Edit - Happy Birthday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted November 17, 2017 Happy Birthday and congrats to you and the missus on the new toy box. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted November 17, 2017 Glad shes getting the old catchers mitt refurbished. I gotta figure that means youll be taking care of things yourself for a while. As I recall, head doesnt work right? I hear menopause is a b!tch. Have fun with that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 691 Posted November 17, 2017 Happy birthday brother. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted November 17, 2017 I hear menopause is a b!tch. Have fun with that. Get her a subscription to Dollar Shave Club. Seriously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,559 Posted November 17, 2017 Birthday seems pretty happy already, but Happy Birthday nonetheless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted November 17, 2017 Birthday seems pretty happy already, but Happy Birthday nonetheless. That is a pretty damn nice gift. Honey, I got you a new poosay for your birthday. You should make lil bunny chip in, since shes mostly responsible for focking up the old one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,916 Posted November 17, 2017 That is a pretty damn nice gift. Honey, I got you a new poosay for your birthday. You should make lil bunny chip in, since shes mostly responsible for focking up the old one. Nah. Lil Bunny had a cone head when she came out. I loosened that intertube long after her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rholio 339 Posted November 17, 2017 The best part of having kids? Playing with the box they arrive in. Congrats on the new box. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted November 17, 2017 So what do I do upon hearing this news? Jerk off to Stylze getting aas fawked less than 24 hours after her, uhhhmmm, passing. Haven't quit smiling yet. Okay, I figured you're into some sick s*** but God damn no way can I sign off on necrophilia crap like that. Sicko Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 788 Posted November 17, 2017 Pron chick died 11/9/17. Sorry to burst your 24 hour fetish. you old fawk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted November 17, 2017 Pron chick died 11/9/17. Sorry to burst your 24 hour fetish. you old fawk Geez, that's even grosser. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted November 17, 2017 Since the doctor is turning back the clock on blown out body parts, maybe you can see if he can toss you liver in there to? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted November 17, 2017 Reminds me of that old Crystal Gayle classic Don't It Make My Brown Eye Blue... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 928 Posted November 17, 2017 Since the doctor is turning back the clock on blown out body parts, maybe you can see if he can toss you liver in there to? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 788 Posted November 17, 2017 Now Lots of dudes will be able to freely blow loads in there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,514 Posted November 17, 2017 Happy birthday. She still has a mouf, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,916 Posted November 18, 2017 Got laid and sold my tickets. 49 is not what I wanted. My heart is with Rholio. I feel his pain and love. Love you my friend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites