cyclone24 1,814 Posted March 16, 2018 What gay planet of butt fvckery are you from? I have never seen a perfectly cut pizza with slices that are exact Mobb measures each piece with one of those math compass things for preciseness. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 16, 2018 A slab of square pizza is what they had on fridays back in school. It was called "square pizza". No thanks. You are a square. And Trubisky sucks. Trubisky will fvck your face off your face while he is simultaneously dropping dimes on whatever homo team you root for Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 16, 2018 Mobb measures each piece with one of those math compass things for preciseness. After he pulls his thumb put of his ass, because of all the gay that's oozing out of him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
listen2me 23 1,542 Posted March 16, 2018 Trubisky will fvck your face off your face while he is simultaneously dropping dimes on whatever homo team you root for The bears still suck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted March 16, 2018 Trubisky will fvck your face off your face while he is simultaneously dropping dimes on whatever homo team you root for God damned right. #Bears Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 917 Posted March 16, 2018 What gay planet of butt fvckery are you from? I have never seen a perfectly cut pizza with slices that are exact I'm not saying every pizza is cut perfectly, I'm saying a square can not be equally divisible into a circle. It is mathematically impossible, and thus the wrong way to consume pizza! Math has no bias. It's black/white, right/wrong. FACT! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 16, 2018 The bears still suck Best team in free agency this year. Plus they are from the best pizza city in the world. If Chicago cuts squarish slices, it must be right. Because when it comes to pizza, your butt pirate town is beneath us Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted March 16, 2018 What gay planet of butt fvckery are you from? I have never seen a perfectly cut pizza with slices that are exact Costco has a metal template thingy that makes it pretty focking close. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 917 Posted March 16, 2018 And fock da bears! LIONS! ONE PRIDE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 16, 2018 I'm not saying every pizza is cut perfectly, I'm saying a square can not be equally divisible into a circle. It is mathematically impossible, and thus the wrong way to consume pizza! Math has no bias. It's black/white, right/wrong. FACT! Is it mathematically possible for you to homo up a damn pizza thread?? I think so Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 16, 2018 Costco has a metal template thingy that makes it pretty focking close. Yeah but only men who spy on other men's weewees use those Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 16, 2018 And fock da bears! LIONS! ONE PRIDE! One of two teams to ever go 0-16. They have the honor of being the first ever Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted March 16, 2018 Yeah but only men who spy on other men's weewees use those I wouldn't call the occasional sideways glance 'spy'ing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted March 16, 2018 Best team in free agency this year. When's the parade? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 16, 2018 I wouldn't call the occasional sideways glance 'spy'ing. I wouldn't either. Your merely curious glancing gets a pass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,514 Posted March 16, 2018 only time i am ok with square slices are from some of the thicker italian styles: sfincione, sicilian. they are made in rectangles and squares. i prefer to have some crust on the edge, but even these middle pieces have enough crust to hold up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 917 Posted March 16, 2018 Is it mathematically possible for you to homo up a damn pizza thread?? I think so You're the one bringing feelings into this. You feel like square is correct, because you're a retard. Feelings are for homos. I'm just dropping facts. Straight men drop facts. Suck it homo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted March 16, 2018 You're the one bringing feelings into this. You feel like square is correct, because you're a retard. Feelings are for homos. I'm just dropping facts. Straight men drop facts. Suck it homo! Wait....are you asking him to suck your diick then calling him Homo? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 917 Posted March 16, 2018 Wait....are you asking him to suck your diick then calling him Homo? The receiver doesn't have to be gay. The act of giving head is the gay part. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 16, 2018 You're the one bringing feelings into this. You feel like square is correct, because you're a retard. Feelings are for homos. I'm just dropping facts. Straight men drop facts. Suck it homo! I didn't see any links to back up your gaytard facts. I grew up on Chicago pizza, therefore what I say is fact. It doesn't take a calculator to figure that out. Now why don't you and vudu go back to feeding each other pizza out of your man beavers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted March 16, 2018 The receiver doesn't have to be gay. The act of giving head is the gay part. Haha....nice . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,514 Posted March 16, 2018 Wait....are you asking him to suck your diick then calling him Homo? prison rules in effect Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 16, 2018 Wait....are you asking him to suck your diick then calling him Homo? Only a triangle loving poop chute chaperone would think that's not gay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 917 Posted March 16, 2018 I didn't see any links to back up your gaytard facts. I grew up on Chicago pizza, therefore what I say is fact. It doesn't take a calculator to figure that out. Now why don't you and vudu go back to feeding each other pizza out of your man beavers. Chicago can't even figure out how to put the sauce on correctly. Yay, let's put the sauce on last, so all the toppings get boiled in tomato piss. New York Pizza > Chicago Pizza. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted March 16, 2018 I didn't see any links to back up your gaytard facts. I grew up on Chicago pizza, therefore what I say is fact. It doesn't take a calculator to figure that out. Now why don't you and vudu go back to feeding each other pizza out of your man beavers. I suppose next youre gonna tell me how the toppings are supposed to go under the cheese. Talk about retarded. Even my 8 yr old knows pepperoni and all other toppings go ON TOP of the focking cheese. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted March 16, 2018 The absolutle worst abomination in the history of pizza is that dumbass square middle slice with the pepperoni under the cheese. Just try to take a bite of that disaster without burning your lip and dropping the entire sheet of cheese and slimy pepperoni into your lap. Go ahead. I dare ya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,594 Posted March 16, 2018 Pizza should be cut in triangles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,891 Posted March 16, 2018 The absolutle worst abomination in the history of pizza is that dumbass square middle slice with the pepperoni under the cheese. Just try to take a bite of that disaster without burning your lip and dropping the entire sheet of cheese and slimy pepperoni into your lap. Go ahead. I dare ya. Santuccis in Philly does a rectangular, thin crust pizza with the cheese and toppings under the sauce. Never had any problems eating it, and it is focking awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted March 16, 2018 Someone should put a call into a NYC pizza joint and order a pepperoni pizza cut into squares with the pepperoni under the cheese. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted March 16, 2018 I’m fine either shape. I am a pizza fanatic so as long as it’s good, it’s good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 16, 2018 Chicago can't even figure out how to put the sauce on correctly. Yay, let's put the sauce on last, so all the toppings get boiled in tomato piss. New York Pizza > Chicago Pizza. If there was a college course called Homonomics, you would be the most sought after professor in the country Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted March 16, 2018 Santuccis in Philly does a rectangular, thin crust pizza with the cheese and toppings under the sauce. Never had any problems eating it, and it is focking awesome. Stick to cheesesteaks and fan obnoxiousness. Thats what youre good at. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 16, 2018 Chicago can't even figure out how to put the sauce on correctly. Yay, let's put the sauce on last, so all the toppings get boiled in tomato piss. New York Pizza > Chicago Pizza. I suppose next youre gonna tell me how the toppings are supposed to go under the cheese. Talk about retarded. Even my 8 yr old knows pepperoni and all other toppings go ON TOP of the focking cheese. Oh look, it's tweedle dumb and tweedle penls breath trying to double team me. Doesn't surprise me considering you guys spent half of today jerking each other off about pizza! Well I will not succumb to your butt piracy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 917 Posted March 16, 2018 If there was a college course called Homonomics, you would be the most sought after professor in the country If there was a college course called Mathematics 101, you clearly didn't go to college, because you're dumb as a brick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted March 16, 2018 Theyre called toppings for a reason. Show me one single pizza menu that has a list of underings. Pepperoni, especially is best when it gets that crispy outer ring that can only be achieved when put on top of the cheese. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 16, 2018 Stick to cheesesteaks and fan obnoxiousness. Thats what youre good at. Stick to men and being clueless about pizza, because that's obviously what you're good at Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted March 16, 2018 Oh look, it's tweedle dumb and tweedle penls breath trying to double team me. Doesn't surprise me considering you guys spent half of today jerking each other off about pizza! Well I will not succumb to your butt piracy I knew it! Not only are you a square slicer, but also a fan of underings! Move to Mars you focking creep! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 16, 2018 Theyre called toppings for a reason. Show me one single pizza menu that has a list of underings. Pepperoni, especially is best when it gets that crispy outer ring that can only be achieved when put on top of the cheese. You sound so missionary only right now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 917 Posted March 16, 2018 I knew it! Not only are you a square slicer, but also a fan of underings! Move to Mars you focking creep! Underings LOL. Dropping straight truth bombs up ITT. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 16, 2018 A slab of square pizza is what they had on fridays back in school. It was called "square pizza". I prefer to call them "boxes" pizza. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites