A Hot Black Hooker High On Someting Just Knocked On My Door

[BunnysBastatrds 1,916]

An hour ago. So it's 3:00AM and I hear a knock on the door. I open the curtains and there is a hot light skinned black chick standing there buck ass naked on my front porch. Not a stitch of clothing. She was hot. Young. And screaming for help. I told her to hide behind my truck and I'd call for police. No way I was opening the door.

 

She ran off when I wouldn't let her in. So the cops show up a minute later. Cop: Can you describe the subject! Me: She looked like Peenie (I was sound asleep when this started) Carmel skin. Nice hair. And she was naked! Really naked. She had a bush. Cop: Whose Peenie? Me: She went that way!

 

Fifteen minutes later the same cop comes back. Me:Did you find her? Cop: We did. She's high and tried to con a John. She jumped out of a car somewhere near your house looking for help to get away. Be glad you didn't open the door. She's a mean one. Nice ass though...

 

Let me just say this. She was beautiful. A goddess. Standing on my front porch in all her glory begging for me to help her, if I was single and drunk......I'd have let her in. Like a dumb ass.

[supermike80 1,286]

"She looks like peenie"

Ha ha ha

[Voltaire 4,560]

There but for the grace of God, goes Bunny: http://edition.cnn.com/2013/11/07/us/michigan-woman-shot/

[NorthernVike 2,080]

I know you said she looked like peenie, but CAN SIZE!?

[Old School 360]

I know you said she looked like peenie, but CAN SIZE!?

In the original post-

 

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[edjr 5,564]

pics?

[BunnysBastatrds 1,916]

I know you said she looked like peenie, but CAN SIZE!?

 

B cups at best.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,916]

pics?

 

Was on the phone with 911. And the wifey was freaking out.

[parrot 789]

 

Was on the phone with 911. And the wifey was freaking out.

And?

[BunnysBastatrds 1,916]

And?

 

 

I was horny.

[supermike80 1,286]

If Peenie showed up to my door nekkid, shed be part Caucasian pretty darn fast!

[Big Guy 1,400]

Then you woke up...

 

 

 

 

 

 

listening to Steve Miller

[Saint Elistan 106]

Mug Shot?

[BunnysBastatrds 1,916]

Mug Shot?

My sister in law works for the chief of police. I'll have itt in a few days. Brah!!!

[shotsup 832]

Was she a pregnant like the other black chick that came by your house while you mowed the lawn

 

[BunnysBastatrds 1,916]

Was she a pregnant like the other black chick that came by your house while you mowed the lawn

 

I've been known to cut the grass after happy hour. Just sayin. This b!ch showed up an hour after your last call.

 

Imagine a middle aged guy opening curtains and seeing a fine light skinned black woman buck ass naked standing on your front porch needing help. I was in awe. Me:Hide behind my truck!! Peenie Lite: Let me in. He's gonna kill me!!!!

 

Her bush was perfect. A triangle placed in perfection.

 

I was hard immediately through my boxers. She knew it. I knew it. Cops were on the way.

 

Wifey was freaking out. Daughter was laughing. Too funny.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

No bastardized Oreo with her and the wife?

[SUXBNME 1,335]

I'll bet her honey pot smelled exactly like Edie Brickells

 

Some guys have all the luck

[Voltaire 4,560]

Bunny is the best storyteller in the Geek Club, but still,. I wish this was a phillybear story.

[Old School 360]

Bunny is the best storyteller in the Geek Club, but still,. I wish this was a phillybear story.

Phillybear story would be about a dead hooker

[shotsup 832]

Wifey was freaking out. Daughter was laughing. Too funny.

Was she laughing at your boner in your boxers ?? Cause that's creepy. Sorry I brought it up.

[shotsup 832]

I'll bet her honey pot smelled exactly like Edie Brickells

 

Some guys have all the luck

Settle down there Rod Stewart.

 

Does Steel Panther have a song about a naked black chick and a hillbilly with a boner in front of his wife and daughter???

[BunnysBastatrds 1,916]

Was she laughing at your boner in your boxers ?? Cause that's creepy. Sorry I brought it up.

No you dumb ass. She was laughing at the naked broad on my front porch whilst I was experiencing a moment behind the said curtain. The said boner was superficial and was hidden like a seventh grader explaining pie in algrebra class with chalk in hand at the board wishing he was dead after smelling the Spanish chicks hair and smelling her long flowing hair in a cack tease moment that defined your HS existence. I rubbed her shoulders every morning. She never rubbed me. She became a weather on WDSU. TV a few years later. Hate that b!tch.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,916]

Nikki Rheas. I told her she was a slut and got escorted out by the police during my ten year graduation party.

 

Rock out with your cack out!!!!!!

[shotsup 832]

No you dumb ass.