Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted September 19, 2017 https://www.google.com/amp/amp.wtae.com/article/jogger-nicknamed-the-mad-pooper-wanted-for-defecating-in-front-yards/12273141 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 816 Posted September 19, 2017 Ya know what joggers hate more than anything? Being called "joggers." A friend of mine jogs, so when I asked him "you still go jogging, right?" He corrected me with "yeah, I still go RUNNING every night." If you're going full sprint the whole time, fine... you're running. Until then, you're just a pretentious jogging f*ggot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted September 20, 2017 Does he drop a deuce on the sidewalk? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted September 20, 2017 http://www.houstonpress.com/news/five-of-the-most-disgusting-marathon-pictures-ever-6721713 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted September 20, 2017 My parents live out in the woods. Bunch of mansions on a twisty two lane country road through the woods. You have to go miles before you get to a road where passing is a viable option. And of course, every focking time you leave the house, there is some fagg0t lance armstrong wannabe in spandex from head to toe on a bicycle. Fock that guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted September 20, 2017 Going to have to see some pics of this alleged jogger before passing judgment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,315 Posted September 20, 2017 Sounds like the poor gal has IBS exacerbated by stress of strenuous exercise Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted September 20, 2017 Going to have to see some pics of this alleged jogger before passing judgment. She looks pretty manly from photos in article. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted September 20, 2017 She looks pretty manly from photos in article. Oh, well that's gross, then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,916 Posted September 20, 2017 Used to jog three miles a day and six on Saturday. Never had a problem with anyone but fawking land sharks. If your dog got close to me, I'd kick that mother fawker into next week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 987 Posted September 20, 2017 I think it's funny when I see someone jogging and realize I could walk faster without even upping my normal walking pace to pass these slow motion joggers. They could probably walk faster than they jog too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted September 20, 2017 I think it's funny when I see someone jogging and realize I could walk faster without even upping my normal walking pace to pass these slow motion joggers. They could probably walk faster than they jog too. Yeah, that pace doesn't work for me. Hell, I think I'd tip over. It's just not natural. But then again, I don't understand how people can WALK so damn slow! Again, that would just kill me. I swear, some of these fat broads move more laterally than vertically. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,335 Posted September 20, 2017 54 seconds in - "She's even working on an embarrassing smear campaign" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted September 20, 2017 Runner's runs.... "boy, I must have jogged something loose" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted September 27, 2017 So apparently, according to a guy who may or may not be her spokesperson, she has a traumatic brain injury and can't control herself after gender reassignment surgery. I swear I'm not making this up. And he claims that her defecating is no different than a woman breastfeeding in public. Have I mentioned today how much I hate the world? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,335 Posted September 27, 2017 So apparently, according to a guy who may or may not be her spokesperson, she has a traumatic brain injury and can't control herself after gender reassignment surgery. I swear I'm not making this up. And he claims that her defecating is no different than a woman breastfeeding in public. Have I mentioned today how much I hate the world? You don't need to. On subjects like this, I think most of us are in agreement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted September 27, 2017 She looks pretty manly from photos in article. Once again CDJ is far ahead of the curve. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 788 Posted September 27, 2017 54 seconds in - "She's even working on an embarrassing smear campaign" I chuckled when I heard that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites