Geek Club History Draft **The Spermoff**

[KSB2424 3,083]

No, I'm not talking drafting people from actual history with 400 rounds like those other losers. This is a Geek draft of people from the Geek Club's History. You draft actual posters from the Geek Club.

Eight Positions

1. Sports (geeks notorious for sports talk)
2. Politics (geeks notorious for politics)
3. Hilarity (tall tales, jokes, epic thread, just bringing the funny)
4. Asshole (infamous d-bags, raging a-holes, stupidity, politically incorrect, etc.)
5. Vagina (geekettes or geek pussies)
6. Brain (geeks you actually learn stuff from, witty, smart)

7. Heart (the nice guys or gals)

8. Flex (a second pick from any other position)

This is a 8 team league so first 7 other Geeks who respond as such in this thread are IN. (I reserve the right to pick between two geeks if I don't recognize your name as being here long enough)

Once teams are drafted a pole will be had to determine the winner.



1. KSB
2. Chronic Husker
3. WhiteWonder
4. Titans
5. Volty

6. shotsup

7. Suxbnme

8. edjr

 

Closed

[Chronic Husker 85]

I'll draft

[WhiteWonder 2,172]

#4 Wit

[shotsup 832]

# 5 drunk stories

[WhiteWonder 2,172]

#5 stupidity? every team has a numb nuts player

[WhiteWonder 2,172]

or #5 'Tall Tales' from single-handedly ending 9/11 to sexual trysts with married filipino nurses and everything in between

[Chronic Husker 85]

For the record, so far I like stupidity and tall tales.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Ya gotta have a category for GILF

 

Geekette id like to fock.

[WhiteWonder 2,172]

Ya gotta have a category for GILF

 

Geekette id like to fock.

 

youd run out of posters to draft after Sux

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

 

youd run out of posters to draft after Sux

Let's see, you'd have BEG, TNG, OM, Naomi, peenie, sawlison, gutterslut, souxsie, the fugly muppet, and I'm sure there are others I'm forgetting.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

And you gotta have a raging dooshbag category.

[frank 2,145]

And you gotta have a raging dooshbag category.

You just wanna be 1.1.

[WhiteWonder 2,172]

Let's see, you'd have BEG, TNG, OM, Naomi, peenie, sawlison, gutterslut, souxsie, the fugly muppet, and I'm sure there are others I'm forgetting.

 

sux

[Voltaire 4,559]

How about an "Epic Thread" category.

[Chronic Husker 85]

Ya gotta have a category for GILF

 

Geekette id like to fock.

I say no. So far, only KSB and I even have the sack to get in this draft. We decide the categories until anyone else joins...

[Chronic Husker 85]

How about an "Epic Thread" category.

Yes. Winning.

[Chronic Husker 85]

And you gotta have a raging dooshbag category.

Same as stupidity.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

You just wanna be 1.1.

Please. I would not even make the first two rounds of dooshbag at this place.

 

Pathetic loser? Maybe.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

How many rounds would this thing go?

[WhiteWonder 2,172]

i guess ill do it, sounds like 6 rounds. though my geek club knowledge is limited and most of my early years I was a main bored poster exclusively. but I think iv'e subjected myself to this forum enough to be able to field a team

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

. I'll do it. Why not.

[Voltaire 4,559]

Even though I've been around for 14 years or so, I worry that I've forgotten most everybody and would be grasping for straws in the later round.

 

But eh... OK

 

In

[Chronic Husker 85]

Strong first five. This actually may be forearm goodness.

[shotsup 832]

[KSB2424 3,083]

How many rounds would this thing go?

Just the six eight rounds. Nothing fancy.

[KSB2424 3,083]

What about:

 

4. Arsehole (infamous geek a-holes or stupidity)

5. Vagiina. (either geekettes or pusses)

 

[dain11279 928]

I wasn't aware that there's been at least 36 geeks who've ever posted here

[shotsup 832]

Sure

[edjr 5,564]

6. Flex

 

 

Newbie is a lock for that

[hoytdwow 202]

Toro

davebg

[KSB2424 3,083]

Alright based on y'alls feedback I edited the OP to some changes. I don't wanna spend to much time on this, keep it simple and fun. It's rather open to interpretation on the positions. But we had to narrow it down and make it work.

We need at least 4 more drafters.

 

Also, since Chronic Husker was first to sign up I knight him as Vice Commish. If for some reason I'm not here for some time he has the authority to make a ruling.

 

Also in regards to the positions and drafting. Obviously it's open to interpretation. The only time I'd X a pick is if it's beyond a reasonable doubt it fits the broad criteria. As an example if somebody picked naomi at their 'sports' position or at their 'a-hole' position then you'd get buzzed. But it'd have to be something really obviously dumb like that. Just don't make a mockery of it is all I'm saying. Other than that all is fair.

[KSB2424 3,083]

Bump ~ come on you fockers.

 

Need a couple more folks to participate.

[iam90sbaby 2,125]

Bump ~ come on you fockers.

 

Need a couple more folks to participate.

 

If you can't fill it by the end of the day I will join. Just let me know

[SUXBNME 1,335]

I'll do it.

[KSB2424 3,083]

 

If you can't fill it by the end of the day I will join. Just let me know

 

Thanks man, gonna wait to see if some others chime in first if that's okay. Trying to get some Geeks with at least 5k posts and over 5 years here. I'll put you on the back up list though if that is okay.

[shotsup 832]

I get a scared when Sux is behind me.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Edjr, get your focking ass in here. You know you want to flex your silverback muscles.

[Chronic Husker 85]

Question on the rules. Can a geek be drafted at different spots? This will come up. Let's say edjr joins and frafts Mike FF Today as arsehole, can I still fraft him as ?

[KSB2424 3,083]

Question on the rules. Can a geek be drafted at different spots? This will come up. Let's say edjr joins and frafts Mike FF Today as arsehole, can I still fraft him as ?

No. Once a Geek is drafted he is off the board.

[Chronic Husker 85]

No. Once a Geek is drafted he is off the board.