I wanna get drunk but I am too tired

[IGotWorms 3,315]

Dontcha hate that?

[rholio 339]

Doesn't bother me at all.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Unpossible

[jerryskids 5,206]

Dontcha hate that?

Don't be a quitter.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Don't be a quitter.

Conservatives are never to tired to drink!

[OldMaid 1,838]

Conservatives are never to tired to drink!

Neither are crackheads.

 

Congrats, I guess...

[IGotWorms 3,315]

Conservatives are never to tired to drink!

Death two the libtards!

[IGotWorms 3,315]

Got a second wind

 

Not gonna get Bunny drunk tonight but maybe jerryskids drunk

[IGotWorms 3,315]

This bourbon is going down easy

 

Am I going to have to talk to myself like GFIAFP in this thread?

[BunnysBastatrds 1,916]

Got a second wind

 

Not gonna get Bunny drunk tonight but maybe jerryskids drunk

Li Bunny had her first dance tonight. I did all the picking up and dropping off. Just cracked my second if the day.

[IGotWorms 3,315]

Li Bunny had her first dance tonight. I did all the picking up and dropping off. Just cracked my second if the day.

I'm watching some ghey ass movie on Showtime Women. OldMaid should be throwing herself at me any minute now

[jerryskids 5,206]

Got a second wind

 

Not gonna get Bunny drunk tonight but maybe jerryskids drunk

Had a few glasses of wine but took it easy because I'm sick and took a Sudafed. That stuff keeps me awake though, maybe I need more

[IGotWorms 3,315]

Had a few glasses of wine but took it easy because I'm sick and took a Sudafed. That stuff keeps me awake though, maybe I need more

Nice - mixing uppers with downers like a baller. I wish I could party like you, man

[jerryskids 5,206]

Nice - mixing uppers with downers like a baller. I wish I could party like you, man

Sorry to disappoint, but I'm dead sober. It's like the two canceled out. Oh well, going to bed I guess.

[IGotWorms 3,315]

Sorry to disappoint, but I'm dead sober. It's like the two canceled out. Oh well, going to bed I guess.

Maybe do a line? Pop an E like edjr?

 

I must say, tonight, I wish I had some hallucinogens. It's been too long

[peenie 1,690]

Having a nice glass of wine before bed.

Chatting on Skype.

Ahh, so nice it's the weekend, finally.

(but tomorrow is the food shopping, blech)

[BunnysBastatrds 1,916]

The horses are on the track

[IGotWorms 3,315]

Having a nice glass of wine before bed.

Chatting on Skype.

Ahh, so nice it's the weekend, finally.

(but tomorrow is the food shopping, blech)

Grocery shopping ain't so bad. Just imagine you're from a third world country or something where it'd really blow your mind to have so much at your disposal. It's pretty mind boggling if you think about it. From hunter gatherers to just walking into a store and having anything you want right there waiting for you.

 

None of it really "natural" though. That's the downside

[Mookz 1,287]

Grocery shopping ain't so bad. Just imagine you're from a third world country or something where it'd really blow your mind to have so much at your disposal. It's pretty mind boggling if you think about it. From hunter gatherers to just walking into a store and having anything you want right there waiting for you.

 

None of it really "natural" though. That's the downside

 

Anyone ever tell you you're a philosophical drunk?

[BunnysBastatrds 1,916]

 

Anyone ever tell you you're a philosophical drunk?

Would love to get his perspective on anything whilst he was on acid. First question: Why do they call it snatch?

[IGotWorms 3,315]

Would love to get his perspective on anything whilst he was on acid. First question: Why do they call it snatch?

'Cause it pulls you in like a trap.

 

I would have much more insight on the hallucinogens though. If I could talk, that is. Stopped using them years ago because they made me all .

 

I think maybe I'm mature enough to handle it now though. Either that or I'd go completely

[BunnysBastatrds 1,916]

'Cause it pulls you in like a trap.

 

I would have much more insight on the hallucinogens though. If I could talk, that is. Stopped using them years ago because they made me all .

 

I think maybe I'm mature enough to handle it now though. Either that or I'd go completely

I once had a guy convinced that a woman's menstrual cycle was the center of the universe whilst listening to a Ronnie James Dio CD... Holy Diver. You remind me of that guy. We then watched golf for an hour as I banged his girlfriend silly as he made waffles.

[IGotWorms 3,315]

I once had a guy convinced that a woman's menstrual cycle was the center of the universe whilst listening to a Ronnie James Dio CD... Holy Diver. You remind me of that guy. We then watched golf for an hour as I banged his girlfriend silly as he made waffles.

I'm going to take that as an insult

[BunnysBastatrds 1,916]

I'm going to take that as an insult

That was nothing more than a spin my friend.

[rholio 339]

I'm going to take that as an insult

Waffles aren't bad man, you should try them.

[wiffleball 4,640]

don't have enough ammunition in the house to get drunk. More like just a low grade buzz. Which after a while just gets annoying. It's like having a constant lapdance but never getting off.

[SUXBNME 1,335]

Dontcha hate that?

I actually understand where you're coming from with this.

I didn't want to go out tonight, but after a few beers, my simplistic mind made me do it.

 

The correlation between the two of us is that you are ghey and I'm just..well..not ghey. (allegedly)

I

 

 

I did have a point to this but I totally forgot it. Go figure

[IGotWorms 3,315]

Waffles aren't bad man, you should try them.

[jerryskids 5,206]

Nice - mixing uppers with downers like a baller. I wish I could party like you, man

I didn't get a chance to post this yesterday, but I had the most awesome night of sleep Friday night. Woke up 4-5 times during the night due to various noises etc. from the wife and cat; each time I was like "man, I feel wide awake. But I'm comfy so I'll just lie here." Boom! back asleep in no time. Even in the early morning I fell back asleep twice; usually if I wake up past 5 I'm up. The lucidity reminded me a bit of my one night's sleep on Percocet when I had my foot surgery, except that kinda freaked me out at the time.

 

Yesterday I took 1/2 pill each in the morning and evening, and had a similar night and morning although I was rousted less often.

 

I wonder if this is normal.

[shotsup 832]

When I wake up (and I do) in the middle of the night and can't go back to sleep I do 2 shots of vodka and bam back to sleep.

[shotsup 832]

Would love to get my filthy hands on some Percocet !

[BunnysBastatrds 1,916]

Drank some "most interesting man in the world" beers tonight. Wifey isn't interested. Stay celebrate my friend.