parrot 789 Posted November 20, 2007 Thanks. Yep, she has an 8 (as of today - just got back from wishing her a happy b'day) year old daughter. I've got to admit that it's been a sacrifice, but my fiance is smart, beautiful, incredibly sweet, and for some reason loves me - go figure. I'm begging her to elope and go on a 2-week vaca to France instead! Props for being willing to take on the stepchild. A lot of guys run from that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brad GLuckman 518 Posted November 20, 2007 Congrats on the engagement. If you're able to, definately do the France thing. Having an expensive wedding is a complete waste of time and MONEY. Even most girls who have dreamt of their wedding day since they were little girls admit afterwards they should've had a small or no ceremony and spent the money on something they could enjoy for a long time...like a swimming pool or something...at least the girls I know say that. Try to explain this to her and do something you'll both enjoy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted November 20, 2007 Props for being willing to take on the stepchild. A lot of guys run from that. Because a lot of guys are smart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eagles Green 34 Posted November 21, 2007 Is the baby-daddy still in the picture? Or does he stay to his side of the trailer park? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 1 Posted November 21, 2007 Because a lot of guys are not desperate and have options. fixed. Over/Under: 5 yrs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,335 Posted November 21, 2007 fixed. Over/Under: 5 months fixed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,891 Posted November 21, 2007 fixed. Over/Under: 5 yrs Classy as usual. Thanks guys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savage Beast 1 Posted November 21, 2007 Yep, she has an 8 (as of today - just got back from wishing her a happy b'day) year old daughter. I've got to admit that it's been a sacrifice, but my fiance is smart, beautiful, incredibly sweet, and for some reason loves me - go figure. Thanks MDC. This means I no longer have to pay child support. You are a lifesaver pal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 343 Posted November 21, 2007 Yep, she has an 8 (as of today - just got back from wishing her a happy b'day) year old daughter. I've got to admit that it's been a sacrifice, but my fiance is smart, beautiful, incredibly sweet, and for some reason loves me - go figure. I'm begging her to elope and go on a 2-week vaca to France instead! Sweet. Congrats Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted November 21, 2007 I have some advice for you since you are newly engaged. Please take it to heart as it is something that I think every newly engaged couple should know in order to be successful. Remember that this woman is going to be your world. Your beacon in a storm. Your shining star. At some point in the future, you are going to be heading to bed (much like I am right now). The kids will be asleep in their rooms and you are sitting on top of the world. You have had a fine scotch while watching the ballgame on your HDTV and things seem really good. So, when you hop into bed and you roll over for a little nookie, don't be discouraged by the "Get the fock away from me. I am having my period!" from the wildebeast in your bed. Ignore the cellulite that is hanging from the outsides of her granny panties. Ignore that she is snoring like a sailor and that the odor from under the covers from her "dutch oven" experiments is causing you to momentarily lose consciousness. Just sit back and realize that this is your lifemate... the one and only person that you will ever have sex with. The person that will take everything that you have if you don't give into her every whim. The person whose voice will give you facial ticks and whose shrill will often cause you to lose control of your bladder. She is your world. Your beacon in a storm. Your shining star. T&P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,891 Posted November 21, 2007 I have some advice for you since you are newly engaged. Please take it to heart as it is something that I think every newly engaged couple should know in order to be successful. Remember that this woman is going to be your world. Your beacon in a storm. Your shining star. At some point in the future, you are going to be heading to bed (much like I am right now). The kids will be asleep in their rooms and you are sitting on top of the world. You have had a fine scotch while watching the ballgame on your HDTV and things seem really good. So, when you hop into bed and you roll over for a little nookie, don't be discouraged by the "Get the fock away from me. I am having my period!" from the wildebeast in your bed. Ignore the cellulite that is hanging from the outsides of her granny panties. Ignore that she is snoring like a sailor and that the odor from under the covers from her "dutch oven" experiments is causing you to momentarily lose consciousness. Just sit back and realize that this is your lifemate... the one and only person that you will ever have sex with. The person that will take everything that you have if you don't give into her every whim. The person whose voice will give you facial ticks and whose shrill will often cause you to lose control of your bladder. She is your world. Your beacon in a storm. Your shining star. T&P Wow, your life is even suckier than I thought. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted November 21, 2007 Wow, your life is even suckier than I thought. Who said that I was talking about my life? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,891 Posted November 21, 2007 Who said that I was talking about my life? You didn't have to say it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savage Beast 1 Posted November 21, 2007 Wow, your life is even suckier than I thought. True. But somebody has to marry the fat ugly nagging chicks of the world, and Patriotsfatboy1 is up to the challenge. He's my hero. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rattlesnake 0 Posted November 22, 2007 Poor bastard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NAn 39 Posted November 22, 2007 Congratulations MDC! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thetxstang 0 Posted November 22, 2007 Awesome! For the record, is "she" the 20 PSI or 30 PSI model? Congrats! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thetxstang 0 Posted November 22, 2007 I have some advice for you since you are newly engaged. Please take it to heart as it is something that I think every newly engaged couple should know in order to be successful. Remember that this woman is going to be your world. Your beacon in a storm. Your shining star. At some point in the future, you are going to be heading to bed (much like I am right now). The kids will be asleep in their rooms and you are sitting on top of the world. You have had a fine scotch while watching the ballgame on your HDTV and things seem really good. So, when you hop into bed and you roll over for a little nookie, don't be discouraged by the "Get the fock away from me. I am having my period!" from the wildebeast in your bed. Ignore the cellulite that is hanging from the outsides of her granny panties. Ignore that she is snoring like a sailor and that the odor from under the covers from her "dutch oven" experiments is causing you to momentarily lose consciousness. Just sit back and realize that this is your lifemate... the one and only person that you will ever have sex with. The person that will take everything that you have if you don't give into her every whim. The person whose voice will give you facial ticks and whose shrill will often cause you to lose control of your bladder. She is your world. Your beacon in a storm. Your shining star. T&P Allow me to be the first to admit I laughed so hard over your post that I thought my insides would rupture. Of course, I probably would have passed out first from the lack of oxygen due to my inability to breathe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted November 22, 2007 My mother is a jewelry designer ... means I get stuff wholesale. Also means I understand a little bit about the diamond trade. I had one small one once ... but it's not a particularly beautiful stone. One time ... big heavy 22 kt gold ring, with a perfect emrald and 2 saphires. But when we broke up, we had a deal ... she had to give it back. $10,000 ring ... engagement ring and my cost was like $4k. Sold for about what I owed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Puritanical Sam 0 Posted November 23, 2007 Yep, she has an 8 (as of today - just got back from wishing her a happy b'day) year old daughter. I've got to admit that it's been a sacrifice, but my fiance is smart, beautiful, incredibly sweet, and for some reason loves me - go figure. Hey, that worked out well for Humbert Humbert. Congrats! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted November 23, 2007 Are her imaginary parents nice or are you still working on that facet of all this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,891 Posted November 24, 2007 Are her imaginary parents nice or are you still working on that facet of all this? Typical. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
donhaas 18 Posted November 24, 2007 Can we see a picture of this all??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,891 Posted November 24, 2007 Can we see a picture of this all??? Why? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 1 Posted November 24, 2007 Can we see a picture of this all??? He's never been able to back up anything he has ever said here, why would he start now? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,891 Posted November 24, 2007 He's never been able to back up anything he has ever said here, why would he start now? I'll try not to let your disbelief ruin my engagement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted November 24, 2007 Congrats on the engagement.If you're able to, definately do the France thing. Having an expensive wedding is a complete waste of time and MONEY. Even most girls who have dreamt of their wedding day since they were little girls admit afterwards they should've had a small or no ceremony and spent the money on something they could enjoy for a long time...like a swimming pool or something...at least the girls I know say that. Try to explain this to her and do something you'll both enjoy. This is true. I always said if I ever get married again, I would want to do it in a sun dress on the beach somewhere at sunset. Very simple but nothing could sound greater to me. Congrats though MDC! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 1 Posted November 24, 2007 I'll try not to let your disbelief ruin my engagement. I'll try not to give a sh*t. So is she done having kids? If so, I hope you have a long and happy marriage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
donhaas 18 Posted November 24, 2007 Why? You describe every little detail in your life to the board, why not throw in a picture??? You are a self-described handsome guy and I'm sure your new fiance is superhot. You've seen my picture a hundred times and I barely post here. If you really are too ugly to be seen, just fake it like you do most of your stories MDC and wife Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,891 Posted November 24, 2007 I'll try not to give a sh*t. So is she done having kids? If so, I hope you have a long and happy marriage. Hey bub, you're the one demanding proof. I think that shows you really do care a lot. Thanks for the congrats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 1 Posted November 24, 2007 Hey bub, you're the one demanding proof. I think that shows you really do care a lot. Thanks for the congrats. I am not demanding anything. I was just remarking, as others are, that you share so much of your life on this bored and never back up anything you say. Then when people start calling you out or just asking out of curiosity, you bust out with the "you-are-a-loser-for-caring-about-me" bit. I just can't figure you out. You jump to the "i-dont-care-what-you-people-think" yet post incessantly about your personal life and then when people respond on a public forum, you call them stalkers. I just think you are 1/2 full of sh*t. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,891 Posted November 24, 2007 I am not demanding anything. I was just remarking, as others are, that you share so much of your life on this bored and never back up anything you say. Then when people start calling you out or just asking out of curiosity, you bust out with the "you-are-a-loser-for-caring-about-me" bit. I just can't figure you out. You jump to the "i-dont-care-what-you-people-think" yet post incessantly about your personal life and then when people respond on a public forum, you call them stalkers. I just think you are 1/2 full of sh*t. Why back up anything I say? It's not like I'm sharing remarkable stories with you or anything. Do you need a hug? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted November 24, 2007 I just think you are 1/2 full of sh*t. Would half emptied of shiat be the pessimist viewpoint? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
donhaas 18 Posted November 24, 2007 I am not demanding anything. I was just remarking, as others are, that you share so much of your life on this bored and never back up anything you say. Then when people start calling you out or just asking out of curiosity, you bust out with the "you-are-a-loser-for-caring-about-me" bit. I just can't figure you out. You jump to the "i-dont-care-what-you-people-think" yet post incessantly about your personal life and then when people respond on a public forum, you call them stalkers. I just think you are 1/2 full of sh*t. I think he's pretty ugly and/or morbidly obese... .....and very lonely Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 1 Posted November 24, 2007 I think he's pretty ugly and/or morbidly obese... .....and very lonely I think that's a given. I mean, GFIAFP shared his picture for God's sake..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,891 Posted November 24, 2007 I think he's pretty ugly and/or morbidly obese... .....and very lonely Projection. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 1 Posted November 24, 2007 Projection. Nope. He posted a pic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,891 Posted November 24, 2007 Nope. He posted a pic. Never saw it. What's the difference? I post a pic and you guys tell me I found it online anyway. Your obsession with me is creepy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
donhaas 18 Posted November 24, 2007 Projection. That's a good comeback if you haven't seen my picture many times... MDC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,891 Posted November 24, 2007 That's a good comeback if you haven't seen my picture many times... I haven't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
