Roses are red violets are blue

[Alias Detective 1,179]

I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.

[giraldi02 470]

I see salt. I see pepper. Do you have a salt substitute?

[wiffleball 4,640]

FAKE NEWS!!!

[cyclone24 1,814]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I'm not a racist,

Kill all the jews.

 

Fock.

[fandandy 3,311]

Muhammad had a little lamb, it's fleece was covered in cu m-stains.

[KSB2424 3,083]

Inner City Hillary Clinton supporter on the way to vote:

 

Roses are Red

Thorns grow on Vines

Today is da day

That I'm gonna Get Minez!@&$!

[5-Points 2,729]

I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.

Schizophrenia and multiple personality disorder aren't the same thing.

 

-Know It All Dooshbag Guy

[Gepetto 987]

You're actually describing someone with multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenics have a different spectrum of psychosis such as auditory or visual hallucinations, flat affect, sometimes paranoia just to name a few.

 

edit: 5-Points pointed this out above already.

[Gepetto 987]

I posted 2 minutes after you and didn't see your post, but I edited mine.

[5-Points 2,729]

 

You're actually describing someone with multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenics have a different spectrum of psychosis such as auditory or visual hallucinations, flat affect, sometimes paranoia just to name a few.

 

edit: 5-Points pointed this out above already.

Sorry for calling you a Dooshbag.

[giraldi02 470]

This....was a 'What About Bob?' thread...

Wasn't it?

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Sorry for calling you a Dooshbag.

Why? Every one else does.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,916]

Jack be nimble

Jill be Quick

Roses are Red on his fawking D!ck

Jill made me suck a violet in bloom

I fawked a phag on the next block...ooohhhhh

 

It doesn't rhyme you phaggots.

[Mookz 1,287]

Dice Clay accent

 

Hickory dickory dock,

da mouse ran up da clock

Da clock struck one,

da mouse ran down

Hickory dickory dock

 

 

That was my impression of him reading to his daughter at bedtime.

[jerryskids 5,206]

Smart people sit when they wipe up their poo.