Melania Trump Looks Like Bruce Jenner (or vice versa)

[wiffleball 4,797]

In a stunning demonstration of the kind of courageous act of personal responsibility we have come to expect from Donald Trump, he sent his wife on to the national TV stage to defend Donald's lecherous, adulterous and misogynistic past - by blaming Billy Bush for 'egging Donald on' . Wow, way to Man Up and pull yourself up by your own Silver Spoon by ratting out the guy you were bragging to like one of the spoiled asstards from 'Dead Poets Society' - or quite possibly, like Phillip Seymour Hoffman from 'Scent of a Woman'.

 

But, stunning as all that may be, in scrolling through, I at first immediately skipped past this (un)remarkable scene because I could have sworn they were interviewing Caitlyn Jenner.

 

Wow! They could be sisters! - Or more likely, have the same plastic surgeon..

[Voltaire 5,521]

We've got the opportunity to have the hottest first lady since Jackie Kennedy, and you want to compare her to trans-Jenner? C'mon now.

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,579]

dont worry, Wiffleball has had better

[wiffleball 4,797]

We've got the opportunity to have the hottest first lady since Jackie Kennedy, and you want to compare her to trans-Jenner? C'mon now.

 

 

We blew that opportunity when they Swiftboated Kerry.

 

.Then went on to vote Bush Jr in twice and make Trump their latest hero

 

- Not quite right..

[wiffleball 4,797]

dont worry, Wiffleball has had better

 

Hell,, even Trump wants to fock his own daughter instead of that...

[Voltaire 5,521]

 

Hell,, even Trump wants to fock his own daughter instead of that...

Fortunately for Ivanka, she looks like her mother who was IMO the hottest of Trump's wives.

 

Trump's sexual indiscretions are better than Bill Clinton's because of his discerning eye for smoking hotness. Bill OTOH isn't very picky. Whoever's around is good enough. With Trump only goes after ube-rhotness, this is what we should expect and demand of a president with an uncontrolled sexual libido.

[wiffleball 4,797]

Bill liked fat white chicks

 

 

Why do you think they call him "the first black president"?

[wiffleball 4,797]

Don't believe me? See for yourself! It's all over THE CYBER!

 

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[Voltaire 5,521]

Bill liked fat white chicks

 

 

Why do you think they call him "the first black president"?

Bill likes smooth jazz, can talk jazz trivia like those around here can talk about football, and Bill can also more than hold his own on the saxophone.

[wiffleball 4,797]

Bill likes smooth jazz, can talk jazz trivia like those around here can talk about football, and Bill can also more than hold his own on the saxophone.

 

No It's because he likes fat white butts

He was Kanye before Kanye.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Fortunately for Ivanka, she looks like her mother who was IMO the hottest of Trump's wives.

 

Trump's sexual indiscretions are better than Bill Clinton's because of his discerning eye for smoking hotness. Bill OTOH isn't very picky. Whoever's around is good enough. With Trump only goes after ube-rhotness, this is what we should expect and demand of a president with an uncontrolled sexual libido.

It's because bill just wanted to get his rocks off.

 

Trump needs a trophy so everyone can appreciate how awesome he is.

 

Ego. It is trump. Everything he does.

[Hardcore troubadour 16,010]

Either way, the new First Lady/man will be more attractive than Geraldine

[Reality 3,134]

Prob be a good idea for our local drunkard to delete this thread asap.

[wiffleball 4,797]

Prob be a good idea for our local drunkard to delete this thread asap.

 

Silly Rabbi, Bunny couldn't delete this thread - even if he was sober!

[wiffleball 4,797]

I like the question that was just posed to one of Trump's 'surrogates':

 

 

"Donald Trump has said previously that he and he alone is the only person who can stand up to world leaders like Vladimir Putin and others, yet,, we are to believe that he was bullied/pressured into making his crude 'bus' comments by a much younger Billy Bush?"

 

Damn! Nice.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,691]

Bill liked fat white chicks

 

 

Why do you think they call him "the first black president"?

Because he banged fat ugly white chicks? Really? He's the black guy banging cbf white chicks with thigh tattoos that even the black girls denounce.

 

 

He's the bees knees.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,691]

Hillary looks like your scrotum after a good day of drinking JD and a $100 gift certificate at Lane Bryant's 50% off aisle that can be redeemed at Academy Sports for a Lousiville Slugger catchers mit on a sales day that excludes black goldfish and messy border crossers.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,691]

Hillary's face is...... One that needs to be transpired onto yours.

[wiffleball 4,797]

Hillary's face is...... One that needs to be transpired onto yours.

 

Hillary's face is...... One that needs to be transpired onto yours.

 

I don't know why or where this double quote chit came from on this craptastic bored, but:

 

Transpired???

[Willis McGahee's Dentist 61]

I've always found it to be sad when once beautiful women hit the wall.

[drobeski 3,061]

I've always found it to be sad when once beautiful women hit the wall.

I wonder if she still shops at Abercrombie

[Willis McGahee's Dentist 61]

I wonder if she still shops at Abercrombie

I kinda doubt she ever did. When she sold her dignity to fock an ugly bastard like Trump, she ensured herself the finest of fashion.

[mighty_thor 115]

I like the question that was just posed to one of Trump's 'surrogates':

 

 

"Donald Trump has said previously that he and he alone is the only person who can stand up to world leaders like Vladimir Putin and others, yet,, we are to believe that he was bullied/pressured into making his crude 'bus' comments by a much younger Billy Bush?"

 

Damn! Nice.

Billy should moderate the last debate. We might as well just throw in the towel and give in to the insanity of this election.

[edjr 7,018]

while we are at it.

 

Brady's wife looks like Bruce Jenner too

[Cruzer 1,996]

I'd still gladly fock her.

[Willis McGahee's Dentist 61]

I'd still gladly fock her.

You need about six more zeroes. That's all she's after

[Cruzer 1,996]

You need about six more zeroes. That's all she's after

True.