First of all, you have to go confront them, and appear that you reek of mental illness. The sort of insanity where there are cigarettes rolled up in your sleeves, and they are still in the vending machine. The kind of mental illness where you kick focked a ladies hoohoo last night, threw 30 bucks in her face, and told her to keep the change. Once you establish your dominance, you beat their meek, lithe bodies until they appear that they've been juggling bee hives for 4 weeks. Then you get serious.