BunnysBastatrds

Rumors have it that you use to stop aunt flow.

Rinse, chlorix, repeat.

I read one of her books or a peers of hers in college about out of body experiences and reincarnation. I believe in both.

So many about being back in HS. A hotel where I can nerve find the way out and people are shooting bullets that are in slow motion. I fly high into the sky and get as far as I can get and begin my way back and land safely. Walking nekkid in strange public places. The one that gets me, my dad shows up after six months out of the blue at our office with his concealed look. I saw him pass,did all the business, and know he has passed. Yet I ask him,where the hell have you been for six months.Cwazzy

God has a funny sense of humor…

A bar friend bought one of these…

Mary Ellen Moffit broke my heart

I’d be extremely doing whatever it takes to taze me

I would wipe her and then enjoy the hand job

This sums up getting old..