Who Are You?

[gratefulted 14]

whoops, 48, copy and pasted from someone else and forgot to answer that one

[TylerRoseFan 16]

whoops, 48, copy and pasted from someone else and forgot to answer that one

I'll give you 48.

[Tight Fittin' Jeans 0]

Home: New Mexico

Work: HR Rep

Geeks I've met: none

Geeks I'm looking forward to meeting:

Age: 24

Marital Status: Single

Children: Nope

Size: 5' 5" 105lbs

Pro Teams: Cowboys

Fav Pro Players: Troy Aikman

College: Graduated New Mexico State

Alcohol: Beer, wine and tequila

[galmgren 0]

Home: podunk, Colorado

Work: Civil Engineer

Geeks I've met: none

Geeks I'm looking forward to meeting: Anyone

Age: 31

Marital Status: married

Children: 2

Size: 6'1", 180 and getting fatter

Pro Teams: Steelers, Broncos, Nugs

Fav Pro Players: there are fewer and fewer that I like

College: Colorado State University

Fave College teams: CSU

Alcohol: beer, beer, beer, occasionally whiskey

Alliaai: None

Civic: see work

Other: I've got spring fever and can't wait to spend the summer rafting and camping.

[mayhem39 3]

Home: Iowa

Work: Hopital Charge Processing

Geeks I've met: None

Geeks I'm looking forward to meeting: pretty much any of you

Age: 43

Marital Status: Married 17 years

Children: 1girl 15, 1 boy 11

Size: 6'0" 187 lbs

Pro Teams: Packers, Braves, Celtics, Avalanche

Fav Pro Players: Brett Favre, Larry Bird, John McEnroe,

College: Graduated BS Economics

Fave College teams: Iowa Hawkeyes, Iowa State Cyclones

TRF: ???

Alcohol: Beer

Alliaai: None

Civic: None

Other: I love poker and most sports in general. I love fantasy football. I have an awesome wife(can size 36C) and very sexy!! Have fun playing with my kids.

[TylerRoseFan 16]

TRF= TylerRoseFan. It's my name. I was a fan of Earl Campbell. He's from Tyler Tx. He's known as the Tyler Rose.

 

So, instead of putting "TRF: ???", put in your name and it's origins.

[Bigtraine 35]

Home: Billings, Montana

Work: Computer Software Support

Geeks I've met: none

Geeks I'm looking forward to meeting: Willing to have a beer with any of ya.

Age: 25

Marital Status: single

Children: 0

Size: 6'1", built like an offensive lineman

Pro Teams: Bears, Suns, White Sox, Diamondbacks

Fav Pro Players: Payton, Barry Sanders, Charles Barkley, Dirk Nowitzski

College: Devry University - Phoenix

Fave College teams: Florida State, University of Montana

Alcohol: Beer - Bud Light and keep it coming

Alliaai: Negative

Other: I no longer possess a full neckbeard.

[SigEp316 0]

Home: Las Vegas, NV

Work: Mortgage Business

Geeks I've met: Joneo

Geeks I'm looking forward to meeting: pretty much any of you fockers...

Age: 28

Marital Status: married 5 months...

Children: 3 dogs...

Size: 6' 205

Pro Teams: Titans, Braves, SupaChargers

Fav Pro Players: Jordan, Peyton, Montana, Tony Stewart

College: Graduated BS in Marketing

Fave College teams: ROCKY TOP@#$!@ TENNESSEE VOLS@#!

TRF: broussard

Alcohol: Beer, wine, cocktails...

Alliaai: drobeski and Lumpy Tice

Civic: .....I pay my taxes

Other: rigggghhht.

[TylerRoseFan 16]

Other: I no longer possess a full neckbeard.

BIGTRAIN!!!!!! Whassup? Long time no see. How have you been?

 

TRF: broussard

 

Hello

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SigEp316

[jerryskids 7,192]

TRF= TylerRoseFan. It's my name. I was a fan of Earl Campbell. He's from Tyler Tx. He's known as the Tyler Rose.

 

So, instead of putting "TRF: ???", put in your name and it's origins.

jerryskids: My name is Jerry and I inherited a crappy keeper league team. I had no idea I'd post a bazillion times on an interweb bored or I would have chosen a less offensive name. I tried explaining this at FBG but they kept deleting my sig.

[phillybear 366]

Well, I will someone to read something at my funeral. And most of it is old news...

 

phillybear....

Home: Philadelphia, PA

Work: Data Analyst in Human Resources in Government Administration

Geeks I've met: None

Geeks I'm looking forward to meeting: Any, but all of you are afraid of me. For good reason.

Age: 35

Marital Status: Single. Women are afraid of me. For good reason.

Children: None. Kids are afraid of me.

Size: 6'3", 235; built like a bear, Tight End was my football playing position.

Pro Team: Seattle Seahawks.

Favorite Pro Players: None. Bunch of arrogant assclowns.

College: One year at Drexel, graduated from Temple Univ; BA Accounting, BA Real Estate Law.

Favorite College team: None.

phillybear: current city, and bear was my nickname growing up, re: Size.

Alcohol: Binge drinker: Bacardi Rum, occasional beer.

Alliaai: (alphabetically) Al Frankenstein, Former G0P, Joe Buck, King of Gondorrhea, Lackman, Mike Martz is a Twat, Mr. Larson, My name is String Bean, Rats Arse, Rat's Arse, redtod, William Bradford.

Civic: Trying not to kill anyone.

Other:

My alliai were mostly worthless.

Current diseases: Diabetes, gout.

Nationally very highly ranked chess player in high school.

Former bookie, and current sports handicapper and bettor, and do pretty well at it.

Spent most of my life in service type employment, and people generally suck.

I was once engaged, but the hosebeast bled me dry financially before dumping me.

I once drank 8 beers (12oz) in 43 seconds, to win a number of bets against me.

Working on writing a book.

 

Fock Off. Seriously.

[jerryskids 7,192]

Well, I will someone to read something at my funeral. And most of it is old news...

 

phillybear....

Home: Philadelphia, PA

Work: Data Analyst in Human Resources in Government Administration

Geeks I've met: None

Geeks I'm looking forward to meeting: Any, but all of you are afraid of me. For good reason.

Age: 35

Marital Status: Single. Women are afraid of me. For good reason.

Children: None. Kids are afraid of me.

Size: 6'3", 235; built like a bear, Tight End was my football playing position.

Pro Team: Seattle Seahawks.

Favorite Pro Players: None. Bunch of arrogant assclowns.

College: One year at Drexel, graduated from Temple Univ; BA Accounting, BA Real Estate Law.

Favorite College team: None.

phillybear: current city, and bear was my nickname growing up, re: Size.

Alcohol: Binge drinker: Bacardi Rum, occasional beer.

Alliaai: (alphabetically) Al Frankenstein, Former G0P, Joe Buck, King of Gondorrhea, Lackman, Mike Martz is a Twat, Mr. Larson, My name is String Bean, Rats Arse, Rat's Arse, redtod, William Bradford.

Civic: Trying not to kill anyone.

Other:

My alliai were mostly worthless.

Current diseases: Diabetes, gout.

Nationally very highly ranked chess player in high school.

Former bookie, and current sports handicapper and bettor, and do pretty well at it.

Spent most of my life in service type employment, and people generally suck.

I was once engaged, but the hosebeast bled me dry financially before dumping me.

I once drank 8 beers (12oz) in 43 seconds, to win a number of bets against me.

Working on writing a book.

 

Fock Off. Seriously.

You forgot to mention your extensive Barbara Streisand album collection.

[phillybear 366]

You forgot to mention your extensive Barbara Streisand album collection.

 

I also have her head mounted on my living room wall. Well, not so much mounted as nailed and crazy glued. It would be a conversation piece, if I had any friends, and if anyone chose to visit. Jehovah's Witnesses avoid my house.

[jerryskids 7,192]

I also have her head mounted on my living room wall. Well, not so much mounted as nailed and crazy glued. It would be a conversation piece, if I had any friends, and if anyone chose to visit. Jehovah's Witnesses avoid my house.

You can act as tough as you want, but I saw you used the word "milquetoast" earlier.

[Crestwood 0]

Home: NYC

Work: Daytrader

Geeks I've met: None

Geeks I'm looking forward to meeting: fock you guys

Age: 25

Marital Status: no

Children: no

Size: 5'11 1875ish lbs

Pro Teams: eagles, sixers, phillies, flyers

Fav Pro Players: randall cunningham, allen iverson, lenny dyksra, donavon mcnabb

College: St. Joe's

Fave College teams: umm, St. Joe's, and if i had to pick a college fb team, it would be penn st.

TRF: ???

Alcohol: any

Alliaai: John_Madden

 

 

there you are

[EndGame 1]

Home: Near Richmond, VA

Work: Public Relations Consultant & Fantasy Football Logo Designer

Geeks I've met: None yet

Age: 35

Marital Status: Married 10.5 years

Children: Girl: 4 yrs old in May / Boy: 2 yrs old in June

Size: 6'3''/225 lbs

Pro Teams: Cowboys, Capitals, Phillies, 76ers (don't care much about those last two though)

Fav Pro Players: Emmitt Smith, Roger Staubach, Dr. J, Mike Schmidt

College: BS in Mass Communications from Virginia Commonwealth (VCU)

Fave College teams: Virginia Commonwealth for bball, Virginia Tech for football

Alcohol: Yuengling for beer / Vodka and Red Bull for liquor

Alliaai: None!

Civic: Volunteering my time through my independent consulting firm

Other: I play advanced-level inline hockey. We are the Capital Ale House Alers. CAH, a local bar, is our sponsor, which means we occasionally get free beer. Despite that, the team is 13-1-1 this season!

[NewbieJr 541]

Home: Pennsylvania

Work: Logistics Manager at Semiconductor company and DJ

Geeks I've met: None yet

Marital Status: Married 11 years

Children: Girl: 10 years old- future Olympic soccer star

Size: 5’11''/205 lbs

Pro Teams: Dolphins/Eagles, A’s, Knicks, Flyers

Fav Pro Players: Biff Pocoroba, Errict Rhett, Louie Dampier

College: Northampton County Community College (13th grade)

Fave College teams: Penn State

Alcohol: Beer, Tangarey and Tonic

Alliaai: The Observer, Lyrics Only Poster

Civic: Youth Sport coaching

Ideal Woman: One with beer-flavored nipples.

Other: Music buff, weightlifting, fantasy football

[tctfootball 0]

Home: Detroit

Work: Pharmacist

Geeks I've met: None yet

Marital Status: Married 13 years 2nd

Children: 4---18 - 8 3 Boy 1 Girl

Size: 5’11''/215 lbs

Pro Teams: Wings, Lions, Pistons

Fav Pro Players: Anyone I drafted on a fantasy team who is performing

College: Wayne State Univ

Fave College teams: 0

Alcohol: Wine at home entertaining. Marguritas/whiskey/beer on vacation

Alliaai: 0

Civic: Church, Youth Sport coaching, Science Olympiad, scouts

Ideal Woman: married her

Other: Golf in summer / hunt in fall - winter

[xxx 0]

Home: Toronto, ON

Work: Chiropractor

Geeks I've met: none

Geeks I'm looking forward to meeting: any one want to meet up in the chicagoland area this weekend?

Age: 30

Marital Status: Single

Children: None, that I know of

Size: 5'4"; 155

Pro Teams: Bears

Fav Pro Players: LT2

College: Univ. of Toronto

Fave College teams: None

Alcohol: Beer, in all its forms and incarnations

Civic: rotary, volunteer canadian cancer society.

Other: Art. History and scifi nerd.

[zmanzzzz 1]

am i the only one here who thinks this is gay?

[MrSpanky 0]

am i the only one here who thinks this is gay?

 

[Know Doubt 0]

Home: Bury St.Edmunds, Suffolk, UK

Work: Should start soon, still recovering(rare kidney disease)

Geeks I've met: None, but have talked on the phone with some cool ones

Geeks I'd like to meet: Same guys and a lot of you, lemme know if you're in the UK

Age: 39 in a few weeks

Marital status: 3 years

Children: Not yet

Size: 5'11" 215lbs and growing(side effect of drugs)

Pro Teams: Browns, Blues, Sonics, D-Backs, Hamilton Tiger-Cats, Arizona Rattlers, Aston Villa and the Ipswich Town Tractor Boys

College: some

College Teams: Razorbacks(football), AZ(baseball), Kentucky(basketball), AZ(hockey) and AZ(fastpitch)

Alcohol: Corona, LIIT

Alliaai: I used to have three, but only two work now.

Civic: Umpire(LL&HS), Run Disc Golf clinics and help with mass collections at church for my usual 10% cut.

[avoiding injuries 1,655]

I once drank 8 beers (12oz) in 43 seconds, to win a number of bets against me.

Fock Off. Seriously.

I can drink with the best of them and have won my fair share of drinking contests, but this is incredible. It had to have been draft beer, right? 5 seconds a beer for 8 beers!!!!

[phillybear 366]

I can drink with the best of them and have won my fair share of drinking contests, but this is incredible. It had to have been draft beer, right? 5 seconds a beer for 8 beers!!!!

 

I have posted this story before, but short version: Office Christmas party, about 12 years ago. Original bet was 6 beers in a minute. Draft beer, 12oz cups, no foam. I pounded six in about 25 seconds, took two puffs on a cigarette, and pounded two more beers for good measure. That REALLY fills up your stomach. It took a bit of effort to not throw up, but I kept it down after the brief initial nauseau. Collected about $250 .

[NewbieJr 541]

I have posted this story before, but short version: Office Christmas party, about 12 years ago. Original bet was 6 beers in a minute. Draft beer, 12oz cups, no foam. I pounded six in about 25 seconds, took two puffs on a cigarette, and pounded two more beers for good measure. That REALLY fills up your stomach. It took a bit of effort to not throw up, but I kept it down after the brief initial nauseau. Collected about $250 .

I bet you had a wicked case of gout after that party.

My old man would be nearly crippled for a week after a drinking binge.

[Recidivist 1]

Home: Fort Lauderdale

Work: Procurer

Geeks I've met: None

Geeks I'm looking forward to meeting: None, unless of course they're holding

Age: 33

Marital Status: 3.5 years, but who's counting

Children: the greatest cat in the world

Size: 6'2", 165

Pro Teams: Dolphins, Heat, Marlins & TX Rangers (spring training in my hometown as a kid)

Fav Pro Players: Jake Scott, Craig Stadler, Deion Sanders, George Teague

College: U. of FL BA History & JD

Fave College teams: Gators and 'Bama as long as they aint playing the Gators

Recidivist: most of my hobbies are frowned upon by law enforcement

Alcohol: 16 oz. Heinekens w/shots of near freezing Stoli; in a pinch I'll drink anything

Alliaai:

Civic: local Chamber of Commerce, MLK Jr. committee, & Historical Society; political fundraising

Other: basketball, swimming, excessive drug & alcohol consumption, driving fast, & playing all manner of stringed instruments

[jerryskids 7,192]

Home: Bury St.Edmunds, Suffolk, UK

Work: Should start soon, still recovering(rare kidney disease)

Geeks I've met: None, but have talked on the phone with some cool ones

Geeks I'd like to meet: Same guys and a lot of you, lemme know if you're in the UK

Age: 39 in a few weeks

Marital status: 3 years

Children: Not yet

Size: 5'11" 215lbs and growing(side effect of drugs)

Pro Teams: Browns, Blues, Sonics, D-Backs, Hamilton Tiger-Cats, Arizona Rattlers, Aston Villa and the Ipswich Town Tractor Boys

College: some

College Teams: Razorbacks(football), AZ(baseball), Kentucky(basketball), AZ(hockey) and AZ(fastpitch)

Alcohol: Corona, LIIT

Alliaai: I used to have three, but only two work now.

Civic: Umpire(LL&HS), Run Disc Golf clinics and help with mass collections at church for my usual 10% cut.

Used to live in Phoenix? If so, where abouts? I'm in Ahwatukee.

[phillybear 366]

I bet you had a wicked case of gout after that party.

My old man would be nearly crippled for a week after a drinking binge.

 

I didn't start to feel the effects of gout until about 5 years ago. Diagnosed properly about 2 years ago.

[Snuff 10]

Home: Pittsburgh, PA

Work: Fuels business...Pricing Analyst

Geeks I've met: none

Geeks I'm looking forward to meeting: Anyone

Age: 33

Marital Status: married year and a half

Children: 1 step kid 6 yo

Size: 5'9", 195, worst shape of life

Pro Teams: Steelers, Pirates, Penguins...yes I'm a homer

Fav Pro Players: Van Slyke, Lemieux, Ward

College: IUP

Fave College teams: Duke, Pitt

Alcohol: beer

Alliaai: None

Civic: blah

Other: Love anything pertaining to WWII. Used to be the fastest white guy you'd ever meet, until college came. Have only recently begun losing that weight (again....).

[TylerRoseFan 16]

Bump

[BrahmaBulls 971]

Home: Pittsburgh, PA

Pro Teams: Steelers, Pirates, Penguins...yes I'm a homer

Fav Pro Players: Van Slyke, Lemieux, Ward

College: IUP

Fave College teams: Duke, Pitt

 

[Snuff 10]

 

Why the rolleyes? Been a fan since I was a kid, seeing how my dad went there and all. Tool.

 

[KayJay1971 239]

Home: Manteca, CA

Work: Shipping Supervisor

Geeks I've met: none

Geeks I Would Like To Meet: NewbieJr to discuss all things 80's and Phillybear because I think he's a cutey!

Age: Will be 35 in the 28th of this month

Marital Status: Married for 2 years in July

Children: 1 girl age 13 (today) She wants to be an olympic volleyball player

Size: 6'2" and pushing 260.

Pro Teams: Dallas Cowboys. Don't really watch MLB or NBA anymore but I used to follow the Giants and the Celtics

Fav Pro Players: Emmitt Smith

College: Some C.C. (I think I completed like 15 units then just quit going)

Alcohol: Beer and lots of it. I am what you might call a "power drinker" I can't just drink one or two it's gotta be 12. I can go for weeks with out drinking anything but when I do drink, it's on.

Alliaai: Big Sweaty Nut Sack, STC is an Attention Hoore (sorry STC is was all in good fun)

Tattoos: I have two right now and getting 2 more on my birthday. I also had my ears, eyebrow, and lip pierced at various times in my life.

Other: My wife is 12 years younger than me. I am anal retentive. I have no patience for stupid people which is ironic since I am in charge of so many of them at work. I have been to a gay bar and had a drink bought for me . I have never done any illegal drugs other than pot (actually I have never even seen an illegal drug other than pot ) There may be more...

[Money Ball 0]

Real Name: Ke3

Alias: KE3.com

Height: 5'9''

Weight: 150lbs.

Hometown: TEXAS, The 210

Pro Teams: Bucs, Astros, Rockets

Favorite Athletes: Tracy McGrady, Dale JR and Roger Clemens

Age: 17 and 10 months old

Other: I am sober

[Giants Fan 85]

Home: Currently Phoenix, AZ

Work: Graphic Artist

Geeks I've met: Not sure, was in a NYC league once with a couple

Age: 36

Marital Status:Single

Children: none

Size: 6' 1", 205

Pro Teams: Giants, Nets, Yankees (but I really hate baseball)

Fav Pro Players: LT, Carl Banks, Tiki, Joe Morris, Richard Jefferson

College: BFA Arizona '94, MS NYU '04

Fave College teams: Arizona, Maryland

Alcohol: Beer, beer flavored beer

Alliaai: Bratwurst, Hang In There

Civic: Former President of the West 16th Tenants Association, Founder New York City Aquarium Society, Delta Chi (Arizona Chapter) Philanthropy Chair,

Other: Very interested in teaching, currently teaching part time and taking a vacation from professional work. I'd like to eventually get a tenure track position at a University in Califonia or Oregon.

[kraziness 0]

Home: Tampa

Work: Youth Director, Synagogue

Geeks I've met: Bigmarc

Geeks I'm looking forward to meeting: pretty much any of you fockers...

Age: 26

Marital Status: single, nbm

Children: none

Size: 5'6"; 145 (biggest i've ever been)

Pro Teams: Cleveland Teams,

Fav Pro Players: Jim Brown, Kosar, Charlie Frye, Big Ben, 'Bron

College: Graduated BA, Psychology/Religion from Miami University (Ohio)

Fave College teams: Miami, Ohio. Ohio State.

krazines: very similar to my last name

Alcohol: Caffrey's :sadbanana: , Newcastle, Jager

Alliaai: none

Civic: fundraising for Muscular Distrophy Assoc and Habitat for Humanity. Volunteered with Big Bros, Assistant Wrestling Coach at local HS... and my job working with youth, there may be more.

Other: I'm a fraternity man. Never seen a full bond movie.

[Burt 52]

Home: Billings, Montana

 

I'm coming down there sometime in April. Ate at Buffalo Wild Wings yet?

[ManUtd 0]

The Louisiana part. DeRidder, LA. It's around 6 hours East of Austin....25 miles off the TX border.

[ManUtd 0]

Home: St. Louis, MO

Work: Network deployment

Geeks I've met: zip, zero, nada

Geeks I'm looking forward to meeting: basically everyone (PaulSTL, CMH, TRF, Rusty, the whole CO crew, etc, etc )

Age: 29 till October

Marital Status: Married 8 months back in 2000. single now.

Children: Nope. don't want any but I do like them most of the time.

Size: 5'10"; 212

Pro Teams: STL Homer ( Cards, Rams, Blues), Manchester United FC, New England Revs (the STL east of MLS), Steelers

Fav Pro Players: Yadir Molina, Demarcus Beasley, C. Ronaldo, Paul Scholes, Marshall Faulk, Hines Ward, Junior Seau

College: BS in Psychology from Truman State Univ. formerly NE MO State.

Fave College teams: Mizzou and Notre Dame football. SLU soccer

ManUtd: Manchester United of course.

Alcohol: Beer, wine, whiskey.....My parents raised me right

Alliaai: Only ymolina on the danzone board

Civic: I did enough volunteer work when I went to catholic school grades 1-8

Other: Snowboarder stuck in the midwest....but I do love this town. You won't get much out of me until I've had a few drinks.

 

 

ETA: 120

[George Carlin 1]

Size: 5' 5" 105lbs

 

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