It's not quite like throwing a hotdog down a hallway ...

[Jessy 0]

Victoria Lundy, 41, in custody in Chillicothe, Ohio, in January for a barroom shooting, apparently smuggled her gun into jail at the time of her arrest by putting it inside her vagina. A shot was fired in a holding cell, and according to a fellow prisoner interviewed by the Chillicothe Gazette, the gun had gone off when Lundy sat down on a bench in the cell. (No one was hit.)

 

From News of the Weird.

[cmh6476 1,025]

[Cdub100 3,925]

Wait the gun went off in her who-ha and no one was hit?

[George Carlin 1]

the gun had gone off when Lundy sat down on a bench in the cell. (No one was hit.)

 

it must have been pointing out.

[ilovemustachios 0]

I hope it wasn't a rifle

[Electric Mayhem 35]

Wait the gun went off in her who-ha and no one was hit?

 

You're right, that's not like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

 

more like throwing a tic tac into a whale's mouth

[BMoney 0]

thats unsafe she shouldve checked the gun clit first...

 

safety

[ilovemustachios 0]

You're right, that's not like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

 

more like throwing a tic tac into a whale's mouth

 

 

[Jim Mora 34]

I wonder what kind of gun it was....

 

Although, that would make a pretty kick ass superpower. The ability to fire bullets from your genitals.

[bob_probert_2000 1]

I goto Chilicothe every once in awhile to visit a mead plant, looks like there's a new attraction.

[Jessy 0]

I goto Chilicothe every once in awhile to visit a mead plant, looks like there's a new attraction.

 

A mead plant? Do they make notebooks or mead for drinking?

[hoytdwow 202]

guns don't kill people, poosays do

[brinett9 0]

Obviously a woman of high caliber.

[parrot 789]

I heard they had to call in the T.W.A.T. team to disarm her.

[GettnHuge 2]

I think I've just come down with a case of kolopophobia

[brinett9 0]

There's obviously going to be a whole Bond movie based on this character.

[Jessy 0]

There's obviously going to be a whole Bond movie based on this character.

 

Cooter Shooter?

[GettnHuge 2]

seems she has an itchy trigger faighean.

 

there are some products for that

[Meglamaniac 527]

Cooter Shooter?

Sex Pistol

[brinett9 0]

When you take recoil into account, that gun will prolly never be seen again.

[GettnHuge 2]

I can testify that those powder burns were not from the gun discharging.

[donhaas 18]

Happiness is a Warm Gun

[brinett9 0]

No wonder my peenis has land and groove marks on it!

[GettnHuge 2]

no doubt it was a revulvar

[brinett9 0]

Does she smoke after sex?

[FranksTanks 0]

I told you Bush is a killer.

[paulinstl 296]

I wonder what kind of gun it was....

An Oozie.

[brinett9 0]

I've tried the lubricated, receptacle tip, and even the French tickler.

 

But I've never seen the Full Metal Jacket at Walgreen's.

[ilovemustachios 0]

I heard she had a tampon jammed in the barrell

[GettnHuge 2]

before she shot her cellmate, the guard reported hearing: It's curtains for you!

[brinett9 0]

She needs to get some practice in at the local nude firing range.

[Jessy 0]

I'm so glad I posted this.

[brinett9 0]

I'm so glad I posted this.

Yes, it's a welcome change from your usual posts about sticking things in your ass.

[GettnHuge 2]

this thread is a dimensional hilarity gateway to the 9th grade.

5 geek points to you.

[Jessy 0]

Yes, it's a welcome change from your usual posts about sticking things in your ass.

 

Gotta keep things interesting. However, I must note that my posts are rarely about sticking anything into my own orifices. It's about other people putting things into their asses.

[parrot 789]

Those people who told the kevlar IUD inventor he was crazy feel pretty silly right about now.

[brinett9 0]

I have the perfect nickname for her:

 

Machine Gun Smelly!

[GettnHuge 2]

Gotta keep things interesting. However, I must note that my posts are rarely about sticking anything into my own orifices. It's about other people putting things into my ass.

 

 

[Electric Mayhem 35]

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!

[brinett9 0]

"You got it all wrong, Frank.

 

I said she had an extra CLIP."

 

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!

After this, I got nothing.

Good night. Enjoy the veal.