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Where was Ahman Green today?

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One of two things I can think of

 

1) beating up his ######.

 

2) having his degenerative knee checked out.

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One of two things I can think of

 

1) beating up his ######.

 

2) having his degenerative knee checked out.

 

1) no

 

2) no

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As a former Green owner, I can tell you that he has been missing for a long time.

 

Where is Ahman???

 

:lol:

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The correct answer was Disney World.

 

My college roommate ran into him at a gas station near Orlando.

 

Ahman was taking his wife and kid.

 

:D

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The correct answer was Disney World.

 

My college roommate ran into him at a gas station near Orlando.

 

Ahman was taking his wife and kid.

 

:rolleyes:

 

That's funny, seeing as how he just filed for divorce again.

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How did your friend know it was Green?

 

I got a friend that looks like an NBA player who always responds to morons asking him if he is this guy or that guy with a "yeah, man."

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How did your friend know it was Green?

 

I got a friend that looks like an NBA player who always responds to morons asking him if he is this guy or that guy with a "yeah, man."

 

Uh.....

 

1) My buddy and I went to UNL (where the only thing is football).

 

2) My buddy follows football hardcore (and actually has a handle here).

 

3) The guy at the gas station in Florida was wearing Huskers gear and my buddy recognized him.

 

4) My buddy asked him if he was Ahman and Ahman told him the Disney World story.

 

You're right. It could have been a look-alike. But knowing my friend, I'm pretty fucking sure it wasn't.

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Was he shoving/punching his wife/girlfriend at the gas station ? Is so, we can be sure it was Ahman if not, it could have been an imposter ! :banana:

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Uh.....

 

1) My buddy and I went to UNL (where the only thing is football).

 

2) My buddy follows football hardcore (and actually has a handle here).

 

3) The guy at the gas station in Florida was wearing Huskers gear and my buddy recognized him.

 

4) My buddy asked him if he was Ahman and Ahman told him the Disney World story.

 

5) My buddy and I are each 39 years old, live in our parents basements, like to play Dungeons and Dragons with our Star Trek fan club, and buy KY jelly by the case.

 

You're right. It could have been a look-alike. But knowing my friend, I'm pretty fucking sure it wasn't.

 

 

fixed

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The correct answer was Disney World.

 

My college roommate ran into him at a gas station near Orlando.

 

My roommate was taking his wife from behind.

 

:bench:

 

Now this would have been noteworthy.

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