Ravens 03 0 Posted June 12, 2006 What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigtraine 35 Posted June 12, 2006 You only have to shave your face and neck. I'd like to point out that even this is optional. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 790 Posted June 12, 2006 Someone forward this to davebg, STAT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravens 03 0 Posted June 12, 2006 I'd like to point out that even this is optional. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CurlyNight 0 Posted June 12, 2006 Many married men are happier than single men, that's true--- while many married women are unhappier than single women. Go figure! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 366 Posted June 12, 2006 Men Are Just Happpier People I call bullsh!t. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravens 03 0 Posted June 12, 2006 One mood all the time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 2,023 Posted June 12, 2006 People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. they never stare at mine either....well once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravens 03 0 Posted June 12, 2006 they never stare at mine either....well once. Thoughts and prayers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,204 Posted June 12, 2006 they never stare at mine either....well once. What did his face look like? or Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravens 03 0 Posted June 12, 2006 Many married men are happier than single men, that's true--- while many married women are unhappier than single women. Go figure! Huh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,204 Posted June 12, 2006 Huh? I think what she is trying to say is that married men live longer. Whether or not that is a happier longer life is a different story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brown Eyed Girl 1 Posted June 12, 2006 Huh? Makes sense to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CurlyNight 0 Posted June 12, 2006 Makes sense to me. :highfive: girl! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brown Eyed Girl 1 Posted June 12, 2006 :highfive: girl! Back atcha Sweets! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravens 03 0 Posted June 12, 2006 :highfive: girl! You guys should go to an island together. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CurlyNight 0 Posted June 12, 2006 You guys should go to an island together. We should........ without any men! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravens 03 0 Posted June 12, 2006 We should........ without any men! Please take some pics...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brown Eyed Girl 1 Posted June 12, 2006 You guys should go to an island together. I'm in! CN? Let's go! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CurlyNight 0 Posted June 12, 2006 I'm in! CN? Let's go! And no pics.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doughboys_2002 11 Posted June 12, 2006 And no pics.... Can I come too? You guys should go to an island together. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ilov80s 0 Posted June 12, 2006 I think what she is trying to say is that married men live longer. Whether or not that is a happier longer life is a different story. Married men likely live longer because the wife cuts down on the drinking, staying out all night, and sleeping with disease ridden barflys. Thats just my guess. I suppose that means married men aren't happier? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doughboys_2002 11 Posted June 13, 2006 Married men likely live longer because the wife cuts down on the drinking, staying out all night, and sleeping with disease ridden barflys. Thats just my guess. I guess that means married men aren't happier? I like disease ridden barflys, they provide great entertainment! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pt_mck 7 Posted June 13, 2006 People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. I've caught women staring at my crotch. My fly wasn't down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted June 13, 2006 Many married men are happier than single men, that's true--- while many married women are unhappier than single women. Go figure! Oh wait....... And no pics.... Can I join please???? As long as there are no men of course...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CurlyNight 0 Posted June 13, 2006 Oh wait....... Can I join please???? As long as there are no men of course...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
donhaas 19 Posted June 13, 2006 Many married men are happier than single men, that's true link?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,204 Posted June 13, 2006 You gals can act like this all you want, but at the end of the day you want somebody to make sammiches for, you NEED somebody to make sammiches for. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted June 13, 2006 You gals can act like this all you want, but at the end of the day you want somebody to make sammiches for, you NEED somebody to make sammiches for. LMAO - JK you crack me up... .Why couldn't we just make sammiches for ourselves or eachother on the island????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,204 Posted June 13, 2006 LMAO - JK you crack me up... .Why couldn't we just make sammiches for ourselves or eachother on the island????? Wouldn't fulfill your need to satisfy a man. HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted June 13, 2006 Wouldn't fulfill your need to satisfy a man. HTH Hum, I think you have that a bit backwards...... My need is not to satisfy a man, rather the other way around.... And once the second has been achieved, we can progress to the first. HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,204 Posted June 13, 2006 Hum, I think you have that a bit backwards...... My need is not to satisfy a man, rather the other way around.... And once the second has been achieved, we can progress to the first. HTH Well, we'd have lots of time to practice on the island. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted June 13, 2006 Well, we'd have lots of time to practice on the island. I guess practice makes perfect.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,204 Posted June 13, 2006 I guess practice makes perfect.... Hopefully not, because then why practice? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted June 13, 2006 Hopefully not, because then why practice? Good point grasshoppah, good point... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,996 Posted June 13, 2006 You know stuff about tanks. Tanks make things blow up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
