edjr 6,580 Posted July 12, 2006 I was just walking from the Subway to work and saw a pregnant woman. I thought to myself "I should kill her and her baby". Of course I didn't, but why would I even think that? Do you ever have thoughts you shouldn't? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 845 Posted July 12, 2006 At least you didnt think about EATING her baby.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted July 12, 2006 At least you didnt think about EATING her baby.... That would be the dingo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Woble Eth 11 Posted July 12, 2006 Everyday. Thankfully thinking terrible things is not a crime. We'd all be headed to the gallow's pole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,580 Posted July 12, 2006 At least you didnt think about EATING her baby.... Because of you, the next time I have an evil thought this might come to mind. She was hot, even though she was pregnant. I would love to eat her, sans death of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red White and Blue 81 Posted July 12, 2006 Yep. The other day on my lunch break I was stuck behind this enormous black woman who's ass was so big that I seriously couldn't pass it on the sidewalk. It was like getting stuck on the highway behind an 18-wheeler. Finally she waddled into McDonald's so I could pass. I don't need to tell you what I was thinking but it wasn't very nice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,580 Posted July 12, 2006 Yep. The other day on my lunch break I was stuck behind this enormous black woman who's ass was so big that I seriously couldn't pass it on the sidewalk. It was like getting stuck on the highway behind an 18-wheeler. Finally she waddled into McDonald's so I could pass. I don't need to tell you what I was thinking but it wasn't very nice. I can understand those thoughts. You were upset she was fat and you couldn't pass her. I was just walking the opposite way of this woman and I thought of killing her. I'm the kind of person that will go out of his way to not kill a bug, let alone a person. I think I need help Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 366 Posted July 12, 2006 Do you hear the carnival music too? Not that I hear it all the time. Just asking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wilzone's Pearl Necklace 0 Posted July 12, 2006 I can beat that disturbing thought with one alias. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted July 12, 2006 Funny you mention that, Edjr. Monday, while in a production meeting with a dozen other big-wigs of our company, I was daydreaming about how cool it would be to stand up and flip the entire conference table over and grab the company's president by the throat. It passed and I sat there like a good little lamb, but it was quite enjoyable while i was thinking about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wilzone's Pearl Necklace 0 Posted July 12, 2006 Do you hear the carnival music too? Not that I hear it all the time. Just asking. Of course you don't. They only play it when the side show is open. HTH. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,215 Posted July 12, 2006 I can beat that disturbing thought with one alias. ITA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,580 Posted July 12, 2006 Funny you mention that, Edjr. Monday, while in a production meeting with a dozen other big-wigs of our company, I was daydreaming about how cool it would be to stand up and flip the entire conference table over and grab the company's president by the throat. It passed and I sat there like a good little lamb, but it was quite enjoyable while i was thinking about it. If there were a way for people to read minds, the world we live in would be a SCARY place to live. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,215 Posted July 12, 2006 That you have the slightest assemblance of intelligence Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,580 Posted July 12, 2006 That you have the slightest assemblance of intelligence hahahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoffdaddy 1 Posted July 12, 2006 I love pregnant women. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 1 Posted July 12, 2006 The other day, I thought about how I could just pack a bag and take off to destinations unknown, never talking or seeing anyone ever again. Just become a traveler and spend the rest of my life traveling from place to place, never stopping. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,215 Posted July 12, 2006 I suck cack only for the taste Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted July 12, 2006 The other day, I thought about how I could just pack a bag and take off to destinations unknown, never talking or seeing anyone ever again. Just become a traveler and spend the rest of my life traveling from place to place, never stopping. Now THAT'S a good idea. See ya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,580 Posted July 12, 2006 The other day, I thought about how I could just pack a bag and take off to destinations unknown, never talking or seeing anyone ever again. Just become a traveler and spend the rest of my life traveling from place to place, never stopping. I've also thought of this, but I'd hate being poorer than I already am. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 539 Posted July 12, 2006 The other day, I thought about how I could just pack a bag and take off to destinations unknown, never talking or seeing anyone ever again. Just become a traveler and spend the rest of my life traveling from place to place, never stopping. Will you be chasing a one armed guy? Or a baby arm guy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barbara Bush 0 Posted July 12, 2006 The other day, I thought about how I could just pack a bag and take off to destinations unknown, never talking or seeing anyone ever again. Just become a traveler and spend the rest of my life traveling from place to place, never stopping. Me and Toro and a dog named boo....er...Molly McButterpants....Traveling and a living off the land.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 539 Posted July 12, 2006 I was just walking from the Subway to work and saw a pregnant woman. I thought to myself "I should kill her and her baby". Of course I didn't, but why would I even think that? Do you ever have thoughts you shouldn't? It could be worse. You could have wanted to go see Redtodd perform. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
