I took a sip of grain alcohol last night

[Electric Mayhem 35]

It taste like.... BURNING!!!!!

 

holy crap. I've heard people say "It doesn't taste like anything!". Well, you know what? It does. It tastes like pain. Like someone is pouring acid into your mouth. Now I know what it's like to drink Alien blood. Thanks.

 

But it's great as a mixer.

[cbfalcon 824]

It taste like.... BURNING!!!!!

 

holy crap. I've heard people say "It doesn't taste like anything!". Well, you know what? It does. It tastes like pain. Like someone is pouring acid into your mouth. Now I know what it's like to drink Alien blood. Thanks.

 

But it's great as a mixer.

 

I like to stick my penisss in it before going at it with the hotter girls. Keeps me numb for hours, thus my stamina is unbelievable.

[KSB2424 3,086]

I like to stick my penisss in it before going at it with the hotter girls. Keeps me numb for hours, thus my stamina is unbelievable.

 

Plus it kills germs, you may be on to something here. :lightbulb:

[edjr 5,624]

I was at a party that had Absinthe... everyone says "do NOT swig it, just let it dissolve into your mouth"

 

being the hero I am, I did a shot of it. puked within 45 seconds.

[redtodd 7]

Why would you drink it?

[Electric Mayhem 35]

I was at a party that had Absinthe... everyone says "do NOT swig it, just let it dissolve into your mouth"

 

being the hero I am, I did a shot of it. puked within 45 seconds.

 

We hads a botle of that last year. i took a small sip - pretty nasty stuff. Like black licorice mixed with flaming lime acid from what I recall.

 

Back 'in the day' they would sip it through a sugar cube to make it more palpable. Now I know why.

 

Why would you drink it?

 

Because it was there.

 

Duh.

 

[cbfalcon 824]

Plus it kills germs, you may be on to something here. :lightbulb:

 

 

not to mention, the altoid like sensations we both get to experience. Really, it's a winning habit of mine all the way around.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

We used to play a little "Shot Roulette" in college. You would take some clear alcohol (vodka, schnapps, etc.) and put them in 5 small plastic cups (so you can't easily distinguish clarity). 6 Then you would have 1 plastic cup filled with grain alcohol.

 

You get 6 people together and you go in order taking a shot from one cup each. I got the grain alcohol one time and I thought I was going to die.

[The Elevator Killer 497]

I like to stick my penisss in it before going at it with the hotter girls. Keeps me numb for hours, thus my stamina is unbelievable.

 

Note to self. Stay away from spiked punch at cbfalcon partys.

[TommyGavin 790]

yeah I was a "hero" the other day and drank 16ozs of it on Sunday - lets just say there was no Monday for me.

 

Well it was that and the 12 pack of Molson XXX

 

[Electric Mayhem 35]

yeah I was a "hero" the other day and drank 16ozs of it on Sunday - lets just say there was no Monday for me.

 

Well it was that and the 12 pack of Molson XXX

 

 

In late breaking news, a four alarm fire has broken out in TommyGavin's pants...

 

(no way you drank 16 ounces of 190 proof grain) LIAH!!!!

[TAS 2]

yeah I was a "hero" the other day and drank 16ozs of it on Sunday - lets just say there was no Monday for me.

 

Well it was that and the 12 pack of Molson XXX

 

High school is so much fun!

[kilroy69 1,017]

I used to drink Golden Grain when I was younger and a drinker. That sh!t is nuts. 190 proof and yes it does taste like burn.

[dcOne 2]

Isn't all alcohol made from grain (or potatoes, etc)?

[TommyGavin 790]

(no way you drank 16 ounces of 190 proof grain) LIAH!!!!

OK

I had a poland spring bottle (I think its 16 ozs - the thin one without the sportcap - not the handgrenade size - above that) filled with grain alcohol from Albania. Maybe I didnt drink all of the XXX's I brought to the bbq - but I sure finished that bottle at home watching HBO shows on Sunday night

 

I did have to go re-watch those shows though

 

alsodontcareifyoubelivemeornot

[TAS 2]

OK

I had a poland spring bottle (I think its 16 ozs - the thin one without the sportcap - not the handgrenade size - above that) filled with grain alcohol from Albania. Maybe I didnt drink all of the XXX's I brought to the bbq - but I sure finished that bottle at home watching HBO shows on Sunday night

 

I did have to go re-watch those shows though

 

alsodontcareifyoubelivemeornot

You care a little, otherwise the explanation of what really happened would not have been posted.

[Electric Mayhem 35]

OK

I had a poland spring bottle (I think its 16 ozs - the thin one without the sportcap - not the handgrenade size - above that) filled with grain alcohol from Albania. Maybe I didnt drink all of the XXX's I brought to the bbq - but I sure finished that bottle at home watching HBO shows on Sunday night

 

I did have to go re-watch those shows though

 

alsodontcareifyoubelivemeornot

 

fibber

 

[Meglamaniac 380]

Isn't all alcohol made from grain (or potatoes, etc)?

Nope, some are made from potatoes, specially vodka

[TommyGavin 790]

You care a little, otherwise the explanation of what really happened would not have been posted.

 

suppose so - I'm done now

[TAS 2]

suppose so - I'm done now

Cool!

[Siouxsie 1]

chug-a-lug chug-a-lug make you wanna holler hi-de-ho

burns your tummy don't you know chug-a-lug chug-a-lug

 

grape wine in a mason jar homemade and brought to school

by a friend of mine after class me and him and this other fool

decided that we'll drink up what's left chug-a-lug so we helped ourselves

first time for everythin' ummm my ears still ring

chug-a-lug chug-a-lug...

 

four h and ffa on a field trip to the farm me and a friend sneak off behind

this big ol' barn where we uncovered

a covered up moonshine still and we thought we'd drink our fill

and i swallered it with a smile brrr I run ten miles

chug-a-lug chug-a-lug...

 

jukebox and sawdust floor somethin' like I ain't never seen

and I'm just goin' on fifteen

but with the help of my faneglin' uncle i get snuck in for my first taste of sin

i said lemme have a big ol' sip brrr i done a double black flip

chug-a-lug chug-a-lug...

[dcOne 2]

Nope, some are made from potatoes, specially vodka

 

 

That's what I said.

[Bert 1,100]

Well a city slicker came and he said "I'm tough"

I think I wanna taste that powerful stuff

He took one g-g-glug and drank it right down

And I heard him a moaning as he hit the ground

Mighty, mighty pleasin, pappy's corn squeezin'

Whshhhoooh . . . white lightnin'

 

Chorus:

Well the "G" men, "T" men, revenuers, too

Searchin' for the place where he made his brew

They were looking, tryin to book him,

but my pappy kept a-cookin'

Whshhhoooh . . . white lightnin'...

[30 Fat, Bald & Texan 5]

That's what I said.

Potatoes are not grains