***Official stupid joke from your childhood thread***

[NewbieJr 540]

Did you hear that Tony Orlando was kidnapped?

They found him at the crack of Dawn.

 

(Hey, Redtodd, you looking for a good mid-seventies joke?)

 

 

Something made me remember this joke from sixth grade.

 

What were some other ones?

[GobbleDog 816]

What color were Christa McAuliffe's eyes? (teacher on the Challenger space shuttle)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BLUE! One blew left and one blew right!!!

[SUXBNME 1,335]

What has 4 wheels and flys?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A garbage truck

[[zombie] 0]

what has 9 arms and sucks?

 

def leppard

 

...a joke so old my grandma peed on it.

 

two for one day.

[heavy-set 39]

what does stevie wonder and ray charles have in common?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

they are both niggers

[Snuff 10]

what does stevie wonder and ray charles have in common?

they are both niggers

 

LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME!

[galmgren 0]

Did you hear about the Indian who drank too much tea?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He died in his teepee

[rallo 132]

somethin about these boys showing up late for school...

 

the teacher asks the first one "Why were you late, where were you?"

 

he responds "on top of sherry hill"

 

she asks the other 2 boys and they say the same thing...

 

then a girl walks in and the teacher asks her who she is. "i'm sherry hill" funny when i was in like 5th grade

[fricker66 91]

Rectum? Damn near killed him!

[Guest Black Label Society]

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 100 Indians?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bartender.

 

 

What's the difference between and Indian woman and a buffalo?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

50lbs and a Casino Jacket.

[GobbleDog 816]

Knock, knock.

 

Who's there?

 

Cow Interupter.

 

Cow Inter...

 

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[kutulu 1,545]

Did you hear that Tony Orlando was kidnapped?

They found him at the crack of Dawn.

 

(Hey, Redtodd, you looking for a good mid-seventies joke?)

Something made me remember this joke from sixth grade.

 

What were some other ones?

 

In my town, this joke got a local spin. Seems some girls father had been molesting her for years. When she was late teens or ealry 20s she ending up killing him with a gun. Her name was Dawn Crukshank (bad spelling but close enough).

 

"I'll never see the crack of Dawn again" was the punch line.

[Recidivist 1]

What do you call 2 gays named "Bob"?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oral Roberts

[blue98 0]

Why did the ###### cross the road......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

His d!ck was stuck in the chicken

[Q.Lazzarus 0]

Knock Knock

 

Who's there?

 

Boo

 

Boo Hoo?

 

Well you don't have to cry about it.

 

 

 

Why did the rubber go flying across the room?

 

It got pissed off!

 

[jets24 6]

Older guy is walking with this little boy into the woods at night. Kid is crying. Guy says "what the hell are you crying about?" Kid says, "I'm scared". Guy says, "YOU'RE scared? I'm the one coming outta here by myself!"

[redtodd 7]

:redtoddscribblinginnotebook:

[shovelheadt 61]

Little Rascals are all in school. Teacher starts asking the kids to use letters of the alphabet in a word and sentence.

 

Alfalfa - A...apple. I brought the teacher an apple. Teacher - "very good"

Darla - B...bow. I tied my hair back with a bow. Teacher - "very good"

Spanky - C...cat. I have a pet cat. Teacher - "very good"

Buckwheat - D....dictate. Hey Darla...how my dictate last night?

 

A quadraplegic on a porch....Matt

A quadraplegic on a wall...Art

A quadraplegic in a hole...Phil

A quadraplegic in a tub...Bob

 

What do elephants use for tampons? Sheep.

 

Why don't blacks like blowjobs? They don't like any kind of job.

 

Why don't blacks take asprin? They just can't handle picking the cotton out of the jar.

 

One legged waitress...Ilene. A one legged Korean waitress...Irene.

[rallo 132]

I used to know some dead baby jokes, but they really aren't too funny, and they are just gross.

 

BUT HERE'S ONE OF THEM

 

what do you get when you run over a pile of dead babies with a lawn mower???

 

a boner

[texasmouth 1]

What do you call twin paraplegics hanging on the wall? Curt -n- Rod

 

What do you call a paraplegic in the pool? Bob

 

What do you call a paraplegic on your door step? Matt

 

What do you call a paraplegic on the wall? Art

 

What do you call a paraplegic in the ocean? Phucked

 

 

 

What do you call a German Porn Star? Adolf Oliver Nipples

 

Did you hear 20% of Japanese men have cataracts? The rest have Hondas.

 

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane? Meeeeeeee

 

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a black guy? A theif that is too lazy steal

 

Why did the Mexican guy starve to death? His food stamps were under his workboots

[MTSkiBum 1,594]

On 7/27/2006 at 3:18 PM, SUXBNME said:

What has 4 wheels and flys?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A garbage truck

 

That is a good one for my kids!

[frank 2,145]