So BLS is gonna dump his b!tch GF....

[Brown Eyed Girl 1]

And my GF has been seeing a Dr. and is on meds, etc. It's not like she's not trying, but I'm more miserable now than I was before I met her.

 

She doesn't want me to go out and do anything because she's afraid I'm gonna cheat, etc.

It just gets old.

 

I was majorly into working out and getting into shape before I met her.

I haven't been to the gym more than 3 times since May. We started dating Jan 1.

 

I used to go a minimum of 4 days a week, sometimes 6.

 

LEAVE.... HER..... NOW!!!!!!!

[Guest Black Label Society]

Your fat and old.

 

Old....maybe.

 

Fat...not.

 

LEAVE.... HER..... NOW!!!!!!!

 

Oh, I'm gonna. I've already made up my mind.

I just wanna see how far we can go sexually. She pretty much lets me do whatever I want.

I just need to push the envelope.

[jestertj 0]

I just need to push the envelope.

Go from tail pipe directly to mouth. That ought to make her want to...

[Guest Black Label Society]

Go from tail pipe directly to mouth. That ought to make her want to...

 

boring........

 

 

 

done that.

[Mungwater 593]

Go from tail pipe directly to mouth. That ought to make her want to...

 

too much of that is why Amee Donovan retired from porn

[rallo 136]

you should pull out, and then shoot it up her nostrils...

 

you could call it "flonase"

 

what if you came around her butt h0le...

 

you could call it krispy kreme

[kutulu 1,659]

I'm sure phillybear has some ideas he can share from personal experience. Perhaps the statute of limitations has even run out on some of them.

[Dixie Chicken 0]

Manipulative? Ha.....again...she takes the taco here.

 

she managed (somehow, and over a long period of time) to almost convince me that my best friend (have been best friends since I was 5, now 35) didn't really like me.

 

I almost bought it. She's very good.

She almost got me to not hang out with my friends anymore either.

She told me they did nothing but get me in trouble, etc, and that I drank too much and it's bad for me.

Which of course is true (being bad for me, but I didn't get into trouble unless WE fought).

 

This situation definitely calls for the stranger in the window. Have one of your buddies that she absolutely hates hiding in the back of your house when the two of you get home. Go to the bedroom and start doing her from behind. It is very important that she is looking at a window while this is happening. As she is getting really into, have your buddy sneak into the room. Your buddy then takes over for you, plowing her from behind while you run around the house. Then knock on the window she is is looking at and wave. That should do the trick.

 

[hdaddy 18]

This is what I use

[make me mona 0]

This situation definitely calls for the stranger in the window. Have one of your buddies that she absolutely hates hiding in the back of your house when the two of you get home. Go to the bedroom and start doing her from behind. It is very important that she is looking at a window while this is happening. As she is getting really into, have your buddy sneak into the room. Your buddy then takes over for you, plowing her from behind while you run around the house. Then knock on the window she is is looking at and wave. That should do the trick.

 

 

You should do this, except have the friend in a closet taping the sex, then he can jump out at the end and join in

[MLCKAA 547]

Oh, great. The "All women are manipulative" argument again.

 

Yep, and that includs you TNG.

[kutulu 1,659]

 

[redtodd 7]

Bring her to a comedy show and having the comedian make "######" jokes at her expense. Have the comic even name her and point her out.

[Mephisto 15]

 

She did it to me and I was SO focking angry!

[Ravens 03 0]

I just wanna see how far we can go sexually. She pretty much lets me do whatever I want.

I just need to push the envelope.

 

[rallo 136]

Bring her to a comedy show and having the comedian make "######" jokes at her expense. Have the comic even name her and point her out.

 

shameless plug....

[Carrie 0]

I met her. She was a beyatch. Bitchier than the average girl.

 

 

 

 

How can that sex be enjoyable? She is clearly a broken, malformed person. Just imagine all of her emotional faults manifest themselves as physical attributes. How could you get it up for a broken, ugly child?

 

i know this is all angry talk and such and you probably only half mean it. But remember, the poosay is the thing that sucked you in to begin with, and it can happen again.

[redtodd 7]

I met her. She was a beyatch. Bitchier than the average girl.

 

I was present during the meeting.

 

She hated Carrie, Jessy and my wife.

[Carrie 0]

I was present during the meeting.

 

She hated Carrie, Jessy and my wife.

 

 

Clearly, this woman has MAJOR issues!!!!!

[shovelheadt 68]

Go home, start banging your pyscho ###### from behind, about 5 seconds before your about to finish , spit on her back, she will think its over, have her turn around, and turn your hose on her...

 

fun times

 hence the name Pearl Harbor

 

Where I'm come from, this is known as The Phantom.

 

Can't believe nobody's mentioned the good ol' choke fock.

[redtodd 7]

Clearly, this woman has MAJOR issues!!!!!

 

How anyone could hate you two is beyond me.

 

In all seriousness, BLS, you need to just dump her. Banging her more will just raise the level of craziness. Right now if you dump her, you will just deal with a chick who calls a lot, drives by your house, maybe even breaks some of your stuff.

 

If you continue to bang her, she will rise to killing pets, killing love ones and planting pipe bombs in your car. Don't mess with a crazy girl too much.

[Guest Black Label Society]

How anyone could hate you two is beyond me.

 

In all seriousness, BLS, you need to just dump her. Banging her more will just raise the level of craziness. Right now if you dump her, you will just deal with a chick who calls a lot, drives by your house, maybe even breaks some of your stuff.

 

If you continue to bang her, she will rise to killing pets, killing love ones and planting pipe bombs in your car. Don't mess with a crazy girl too much.

 

I went home last night and tried to slip her the pickle.

She wouldn't have any of it.

 

Now it's a challenge.

 

Then I'll promptly dump her. Oh, and I think the ANGRY PIRATE sounds like the one I'm going to 'shoot' for.

[Brown Eyed Girl 1]

I went home last night and tried to slip her the pickle.

She wouldn't have any of it.

 

Now it's a challenge.

 

Then I'll promptly dump her. Oh, and I think the ANGRY PIRATE sounds like the one I'm going to 'shoot' for.

 

Now it sounds like you're just trying to find excuses to stick around.

 

Why don't you just leave and get on with your life already?

She's wasting your time - and you're letting her!

[Guest Black Label Society]

Now it sounds like you're just trying to find excuses to stick around.

 

Why don't you just leave and get on with your life already?

She's wasting your time - and you're letting her!

 

Well, in any case, she's paid her rent for July already, so I have to let her stay until Monday, so telling her now would just make the weekend hell.

[Mungwater 593]

My buddy used to date a psycho, and we think he still does when we're not around.

 

Honestly, this girl has made him call in sick every monday (eventually he lost that job for lack of numbers), alienated all his friends (badmouthed ANY girl that came around, to include our GFs), and even introduced him to cocaine. It took an intervention from all of us for these behaviors to stop.

 

He is to blame for this, letting her do this to him, but he was saying a lot of the stuff BLS is. She needs help, etc. Eventually, you just have to leave for your own good and let her fend for herself, even if it means she spirals a little bit more.

 

Don't mess with that poon anymore, there are alot more out there with a lot less strings.

It can't be that good, maybe I've never had really good poon, but there isn't one out there that would make me want to put up with that BS.

[Spider fantasy 0]

Now it sounds like you're just trying to find excuses to stick around.

 

Why don't you just leave and get on with your life already?

She's wasting your time - and you're letting her!

 

 

I agree, take the high road and end it. Why invite potentially worse behavior from her? RUNNNNNNNNNN!

[Rusty Syringes 478]

I agree, take the high road and end it. Why invite potentially worse behavior from her? RUNNNNNNNNNN!

 

 

Yeah, we're all about the high road around here.

 

[Carrie 0]

Well, in any case, she's paid her rent for July already, so I have to let her stay until Monday, so telling her now would just make the weekend hell.

 

 

At this point, the way you are carrying on, you are earning the hell that will inevitably come your way.

[redtodd 7]

BLS in ONE week - "Get the fock out, I hate you!!"

 

BLS in Two weeks - "OK, this is just sex, but you have to get the fock out after."

 

BLS in Three weeks - "Stop calling me!!! We are over!!!!"

 

BLS in Four Weeks - "Wanna get some breakfast at Perkins?"

 

BLS in Five Weeks - "Fine, you can live here for a week. But that is until you get a place of your own."

 

BLS in Six Weeks - "What? You found a place to stay? I really didn't think you would get one that fast. What's the rush?"

 

BLS in Seven Weeks - "Look, we are just roommates, OK? Not boyfriend/girlfriend. Just friends..........with benefits."

 

BLS in Eight Weeks - "Fock you, ######!!! I can't believe you killed my sister!!! I'm calling the cops!!!"

 

BLS in Eight Weeks and one day - "OK, I'll help you tie the cinderblocks and dump her in the Mississippi River."

 

BLS in Nine Weeks - "Look, put down the gun. I was only kidding about seeing other people."

 

BLS in Four Months - "............to have and to hold.....................in sickness and in health..................."

[Mephisto 15]

Change the locks and dust off the gatt.

[donhaas 18]

Hang onto her for one more weekend.....

 

I want to meet her

[bob_probert_2000 1]

WTF is wrong with you people?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He should do the Emiril.

 

He shoots his wad in his hand, spits on her back and when she turns around he throws it in her face and yells, BAM!@!!

 

THat's how he should end it.

[Guest Black Label Society]

BLS in ONE week - "Get the fock out, I hate you!!"

 

BLS in Two weeks - "OK, this is just sex, but you have to get the fock out after."

 

BLS in Three weeks - "Stop calling me!!! We are over!!!!"

 

BLS in Four Weeks - "Wanna get some breakfast at Perkins?"

 

BLS in Five Weeks - "Fine, you can live here for a week. But that is until you get a place of your own."

 

BLS in Six Weeks - "What? You found a place to stay? I really didn't think you would get one that fast. What's the rush?"

 

BLS in Seven Weeks - "Look, we are just roommates, OK? Not boyfriend/girlfriend. Just friends..........with benefits."

 

BLS in Eight Weeks - "Fock you, ######!!! I can't believe you killed my sister!!! I'm calling the cops!!!"

 

BLS in Eight Weeks and one day - "OK, I'll help you tie the cinderblocks and dump her in the Mississippi River."

 

BLS in Nine Weeks - "Look, put down the gun. I was only kidding about seeing other people."

 

BLS in Four Months - "............to have and to hold.....................in sickness and in health..................."

 

Todd, I've seen your comedy show, and this has to be the funniest thing you've ever said.

[lickin_starfish 1,894]

Sit her down and explain to her that you are leaving because she is too b1tchy. If she gets mad and hits you, punch her right in the jaw. You don't have to take abuse from a woman, these are the days of equal rights!

[Ravens 03 0]

update.........

 

[redtodd 7]

Todd, I've seen your comedy show, and this has to be the funniest thing you've ever said.

 

I'm not sure whether that is a compliment or not.

[kutulu 1,659]

I'm not sure whether that is a compliment or not.

 

 

It's not. HTH.

[Guest Black Label Society]

update.........

 

 

 

Well, I was doing her doggy this afternoon, and I tried to slip her some anal beads.

She didn't like it much.

 

We then, (shocker) got into a fight. Tomorrow she says she's going to get a membership for us at the local gym. I almost HAVE to tell her before she goes tomorrow.

[shovelheadt 68]

Well, I was doing her doggy this afternoon, and I tried to slip her some anal beads.

She didn't like it much.

 

We then, (shocker) got into a fight. Tomorrow she says she's going to get a membership for us at the local gym. I almost HAVE to tell her before she goes tomorrow.

 

Why tell her? It's not like you guys have combined checking accounts. Let her spend her money.

 

Just the fact that there's anal beads laying around tells me she might not be all that bad. Kidding.

[Ravens 03 0]

Well, I was doing her doggy this afternoon,

 

 

Was it ruff?