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London wins by a landslide. The only city with an amusement park downtown. :banana:

 

St Louis is putting in two as we speak. :cheers:

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Jesus, Maria, y Jose, did the special ed. school get out early today?

 

Also, rate these:

 

Chocodile

St. Louis

Fricker

Summer sausage

Belladonna

Halle Berry

8

Rum and Coke

Larry Csonka

Calculator watches

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Belladonna

Chocodile

Rum and Coke

Halle Berry

Larry Csonka

8

Fricker

Summer sausage

Calculator watches

St. Louis

 

 

I was torn between 8 and Fricker. :ninja:

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I'm hungover and bored. You have too much stuff in your signature.

 

Agreed but I'm not sure which to get rid of.. :ninja:

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Agreed but I'm not sure which to get rid of.. :ninja:

 

I have it turned off so I don't care.

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Agreed but I'm not sure which to get rid of.. :wall:

I would definitely keep cday's quote. You may never get a chance to capture that again.

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Chocodile

Halle Berry

Belladonna

Calculator Watches

Fricker

8

Rum and Coke

Larry Csonka

Summer sausage

St. Louis

 

Agreed but I'm not sure which to get rid of.. :wall:

 

Get rid of them all. Quit living in the past.

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Get rid of them all. Quit living in the past.

 

I am edjr, the future is bleak at best. The past is all I have, please let me keep it.

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Jesus, Maria, y Jose, did the special ed. school get out early today?

 

Also, rate these:

 

Chocodile

St. Louis

Fricker

Summer sausage

Belladonna

Halle Berry

8

Rum and Coke

Larry Csonka

Calculator watches

 

This ranking is almost correct. I would put me ahead of St. Louis, but summer sausage is definitely ahead of me. Also, drop Halle Berry down below rum & coke -- she's a psycho.

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Halle Berry

Summer sausage

Fricker

Chocodile

Belladonna

Rum and Coke

8

Larry Csonka

St. Louis

Calculator watches

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Rank these instead:

 

 

Bob Seger

April Flowers

PBR

Robin Yount

Drobeski

Minneapolis

Cincinatti Bowties

Brett Favre

Amelia Vega :rolleyes:

Suzi Qs

Sam Elliott (in "Mask" only)

Guinness Beer

RedTodd

Medeival Times

 

 

TIA!!!

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Amelia Vega

Guinness Beer

Medeival Times

Bob Seger

Brett Favre

PBR

Dro beski

Robin Yount

RedTodd

Suzi Qs

April Flowers

Minneapolis

Cincinatti Bowties

Sam Elliott (in "Mask" only)

:rolleyes:

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Halle Berry

Summer sausage

Rum and Coke

Belladonna

Chocodile

Fricker

8

Larry Csonka

St. Louis

Calculator watches

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Rank these Hostess products

 

cupcakes

ding dong

twinkie

honey bun

apple pie

ho ho

frosted gemettes

cherry pie

suzy q

 

Is this a trick question? These are not all Hostess products but, I have eaten each within the last thirty days.

 

Winner, hands down: Frosted Gemettes (Chocolate)

 

B)

 

Chocodile

Summer sausage

Halle Berry

Calculator watches

Larry Csonka

8

Belladonna

St. Louis

Fricker

Rum and Coke

 

HTH.

 

Also!!@#!

 

jeans, white polo shirt, docs, black socks

Chipotle burrito with black beans, hot sauce, and sour cream

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Chocodile

Summer sausage

Halle Berry

Calculator watches

Larry Csonka

8

Belladonna

St. Louis

Fricker

Rum and Coke

 

:headbanger:

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You're lucky it wasn't diet coke or you would be at the bottom of the list.

 

 

Eat sh!t, sweetass!

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Calculator watches ahead of Larry Csonka is focking bullsh1t and you know it.

 

Csonka was a product of the system. I wouldn't hire Larry Csonka to clean my fucking pool. Also, I heard he liked to have sex with underage Cuban girls.

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Also, I heard he liked to have sex with underage Cuban girls.

 

I'm thinking that pushes him up in the rankings for most folks here.

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Csonka was a product of the system. I wouldn't hire Larry Csonka to clean my fucking pool. Also, I heard he liked to have sex with underage Cuban girls.

 

I was referring less to Csonka's shortcomings (which reasonable minds can differ on) and more to the fact that most wearers of calculator watches have severe adult acne and like to molest young boys.

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It won't be long before t.j. finds it :cheers:

 

It took 4½ hours. Does that count as not long? :D

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Rank the following:

 

Dinner with John Edwards

One Dozen Donuts from Dunkin' Donuts

Dinner with Bill Brassky

Garden Gnomes

Personalized Squottle

Grudgefucking PartyHair

Vodka and Red Bull

Italian Beef Sandwich with pepper and onions

Making Gutterboy cry

Ron Powlus

One week as Call Me Tim's Girl Friday

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Vodka and Red Bull

Italian Beef Sandwich with peppers and onions

One Dozen Donuts from Dunkin' Donuts

Dinner with Bill Brassky

Dinner with John Edwards

Ron Powlus

Grudgefucking PartyHair

One week as Call Me Tim's Girl Friday

Garden Gnomes

Making Gutterboy cry

Personalized Squattle

 

There is no other correct answer

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Rank the following:

 

Personalized Squottle

Dinner with John Edwards

Ron Powlus (current version)

Italian Beef Sandwich with pepper and onions

Making Gutterboy cry

One Dozen Donuts from Dunkin' Donuts

One week as Call Me Tim's Girl Friday

Grudgefucking PartyHair

Dinner with Bill Brassky

Garden Gnomes

Vodka and Red Bull

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Csonka was a product of the system. I wouldn't hire Larry Csonka to clean my fucking pool. Also, I heard he liked to have sex with underage Cuban girls.

 

Would you use a calculator watch to clean your fucking pool?

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Would you use a calculator watch to clean your fucking pool?

 

I'd hire you to clean my pool if you wore a calculator watch.

 

Rank the following:

 

Anal intrusion by male porn star

Brunch with Rusty

15 minutes with Fricker

Toenail removal

Blowjob from Fervid Ro

Tacos

Calculator watch

A night on the town with galt

Six weeks trapped in Orgazmo's unabomber mountain cabin

Saltines

Subway's Tuscan Italian Chicken Sandwich

 

 

 

Alright, I'm bored with this.

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Tacos

Subway's Tuscan Italian Chicken Sandwich

Calculator Watch

Saltines

15 minutes with Fricker

A night on the town with galt

Toenail removal

Six weeks trapped in Orgazmo's unabomber mountain cabin

Blowjob from Fervid Ro

Anal intrusion by male porn star

Brunch with Rusty

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I'd hire you to clean my pool if you wore a calculator watch.

 

Rank the following:

 

Anal intrusion by male porn star

Brunch with Rusty

15 minutes with Fricker

Toenail removal

Blowjob from Fervid Ro

Tacos

Calculator watch

A night on the town with galt

Six weeks trapped in Orgazmo's unabomber mountain cabin

Saltines

Subway's Tuscan Italian Chicken Sandwich

Alright, I'm bored with this.

Where do you rank "re-registering at the Sanctuary" on here?

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I only eat ho ho's while drinking wine in a parking lot before a goo goo dolls concert.

 

:bench:

 

This Thread

Italian Beef sammich w/ peppers

Ho Ho's

Grudgefucking PartyHair

Tacos

fricker

making Gutter cry

Saltines

anal penetration by male porn star

Goo Goo Dolls

Counting Crows

St. Louis

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Vodka and Red Bull

Italian Beef Sandwich with peppers and onions

One Dozen Donuts from Dunkin' Donuts

Personalized Squattle

Making Gutterboy cry

Grudgefucking PartyHair

Dinner with Bill Brassky

Dinner with John Edwards

Ron Powlus

One week as Call Me Tim's Girl Friday

Garden Gnomes

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I hope you choke on a pretzel and die, Swerski, you useless pile of monkey spunk$#@

 

:thumbsdown:

 

Prolly not since he finally got his adult teeth in

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