supermike80 1,913 Posted September 6, 2006 Q. Why wasn't the Crocodile Hunter wearing any sun screen? A. He wanted to catch some killer rays. Sweet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monochrome 0 Posted September 6, 2006 Steve's last thoughts; "I knew I should have have been carrying my infant son down here"! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mephisto 15 Posted September 6, 2006 Q. Why wasn't the Crocodile Hunter wearing any sun screen? A. He wanted to catch some killer rays. How bad must it suck to know that the most legitimate joke posted in this thread (so far) is the least funny? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,494 Posted September 6, 2006 FLAT OUT, STRAIGHT UP, WINNAH!!!! You mean... I WON THIS THREAD?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan06 1 Posted September 6, 2006 What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? Aggressive attorneys who have been retained on Steve Irwin's behalf to sue a stingray for stabbing him in the heart with its barbed tail, causing death. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brinett9 0 Posted September 6, 2006 What's the Croc Hunter's favorite song? "A Whiter Shade Of Impaled" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ssastar 0 Posted September 6, 2006 What's the Croc Hunter's favorite song? "A Whiter Shade Of Impaled" I thought it was "Hole in my Heart" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Riddlen 1 Posted September 6, 2006 Q. Why wasn't the Crocodile Hunter wearing any sun screen? A. He wanted to catch some killer rays. This was on the radio this morning in Detroit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mephisto 15 Posted September 6, 2006 Steve Irwin died as he lived… with animals planted firmly in his heart. Steve Irwin died as he lived… with animals planted firmly in his heart. Upon being asked what his favorite childhood cartoon was Steve Irwin said, 'Thundercats' but stated, 'Stingray will always hold a place in my heart.' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ssastar 0 Posted September 8, 2006 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfjSxpQan6w Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,790 Posted September 8, 2006 There was a croc hunter from down underyou wouldn't believe his blunder while earning some pay he met a stingray who tore his chest asunder I got nuthin'! Gold Star 4 U! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,230 Posted September 8, 2006 Q. Why wasn't the Crocodile Hunter wearing any sun screen? A. He wanted to catch some killer rays. Nice one.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 846 Posted September 8, 2006 I thought it was "Hole in my Heart" Hole-Hearted Extreme Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,790 Posted September 8, 2006 " Crikey! " It's Australian for Dead, Mate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mad Brad 0 Posted September 9, 2006 This one gets my vote too, and "why the long face" was funny shiot too... MB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brinett9 0 Posted September 9, 2006 How many Croc Hunters does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but you'll have to wait a moment while he pulls the serrated cartilaginous stinger out of his chest and then dies. Actually, you'll prolly be waiting quite a while. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites