Any good Crocodile Hunter jokes out there?

[supermike80 1,921]

Q. Why wasn't the Crocodile Hunter wearing any sun screen?

 

A. He wanted to catch some killer rays.

 

Sweet.

[Monochrome 0]

Steve's last thoughts;

"I knew I should have have been carrying my infant son down here"!

[Mephisto 15]

Q. Why wasn't the Crocodile Hunter wearing any sun screen?

 

A. He wanted to catch some killer rays.

 

How bad must it suck to know that the most legitimate joke posted in this thread (so far) is the least funny?

[TheNewGirl 1,496]

FLAT OUT, STRAIGHT UP, WINNAH!!!!

 

You mean...

 

 

I WON THIS THREAD?!

[dolfan06 1]

What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

 

Aggressive attorneys who have been retained on Steve Irwin's behalf to sue a stingray for stabbing him in the heart with its barbed tail, causing death.

[brinett9 0]

What's the Croc Hunter's favorite song?

 

"A Whiter Shade Of Impaled"

[ssastar 0]

What's the Croc Hunter's favorite song?

 

"A Whiter Shade Of Impaled"

 

I thought it was "Hole in my Heart"

[Riddlen 1]

Q. Why wasn't the Crocodile Hunter wearing any sun screen?

 

A. He wanted to catch some killer rays.

This was on the radio this morning in Detroit

[Mephisto 15]

Steve Irwin died as he lived… with animals planted firmly in his heart.

 

Steve Irwin died as he lived… with animals planted firmly in his heart.

 

 

Upon being asked what his favorite childhood cartoon was Steve Irwin said, 'Thundercats' but stated, 'Stingray will always hold a place in my heart.'

[ssastar 0]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfjSxpQan6w

[wiffleball 4,790]

There was a croc hunter from down under

you wouldn't believe his blunder

while earning some pay

he met a stingray

who tore his chest asunder

I got nuthin'!

 

 

 

Gold Star 4 U!

[RLLD 4,232]

Q. Why wasn't the Crocodile Hunter wearing any sun screen?

 

A. He wanted to catch some killer rays.

 

Nice one....

[patweisers44 847]

I thought it was "Hole in my Heart"

Hole-Hearted

 

Extreme

[wiffleball 4,790]

" Crikey! "

 

It's Australian for Dead, Mate.

[Mad Brad 0]

 

 

This one gets my vote too, and "why the long face" was funny shiot too... MB

[brinett9 0]

How many Croc Hunters does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

Only one, but you'll have to wait a moment while he pulls the serrated cartilaginous stinger out of his chest and then dies.

 

Actually, you'll prolly be waiting quite a while.