Balls- Would you have them removed?

[NewbieJr 541]

For any of you guys who are done having kids, if you could have your testicles removed without having any effect on your testosterone and masculinity, would you do it?

 

They are such a pain in the ass.

[hoytdwow 202]

 

itsatip that vasectomy

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

 

itsatip that vasectomy

 

And you can actually keep your balls.

 

Now, marriage is something where your balls are essentially removed, but that is an entirely different procedure

[davebg 0]

They are such a pain in the ass.

It sounds like you're just not using them right?

[DuckStupid 40]

if they were on my shoulder or something, probably. The ones in my scrotum, I'm hoping to keep.

[NewbieJr 541]

 

itsatip that vasectomy

a vasectomy clips the chords going to the balls.

 

I'm talking asbout the actually removal of the balls.

 

Mine seem to always be in the way.

 

My question is, if you could have yours removed, like a mole, and free of charge, would you?

[hoytdwow 202]

a vasectomy clips the chords going to the balls.

 

I'm talking asbout the actually removal of the balls.

 

Mine seem to always be in the way.

 

My question is, if you could have yours removed, like a mole, and free of charge, would you?

 

Dude, in the way of what?

[edjr 6,580]

Dude, in the way of what?

 

his "man friend" likes to do him missionary, they're always getting pinched.

[DuckStupid 40]

a vasectomy clips the chords going to the balls.

 

I'm talking asbout the actually removal of the balls.

 

Mine seem to always be in the way.

 

My question is, if you could have yours removed, like a mole, and free of charge, would you?

 

hey man, shoot me an email. I'm going to be in your area next month and I'd be willing to remove your balls free of charge, like a mole.

[davebg 0]

Mine seem to always be in the way.

No need to have them clipped. Now there is a Wonderbra for your sack.

An Australian company claims to have produced the men's equivalent of the "Wonderbra" -- a range of "Wondercup" underwear designed to enhance the apparent size of the contents.

 

"It basically lifts, separates and extends," aussieBum founder Sean Ashby was quoted as saying by the national AAP news agency.

 

"This design uses all of the natural assets of the person, whether they be big, small or indifferent."

 

The underwear features a "wondercup," a pouch used to "separate and stop squashing."

 

Ashby said the design, launched last week, had attracted a lot of interest in the United States and Europe.

 

The marketing campaign features the slogan: "The new 'wondercup' technology in these attention-grabbing, all-cotton Patriot briefs will have you seriously looking bigger and feeling amazing."

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/11/01/0...1.t10yqul9.html

Wondersack?

[kutulu 1,676]

I skipped a Metallica in order to get my balls snipped. Now as for outright removal of the balls, no way. Then I wouldn't be able to teabag Mrs. kutulu while jerking off on her chest.

 

[surferskin 30]

Dude, in the way of what?

it makes breathing difficult for newbie.

[edjr 6,580]

it makes breathing difficult for newbie.

 

[NewbieJr 541]

Dude, in the way of what?

Sometimes, it seems that both want to share the same side of my boxers' seem and I have to readjust. That sucks.

Just this morning, I was sitting on a weight bench, preparing to do front military presses and I had to let go of the bar, stand up, and grab a handful of yambag, because I was sitting on them.

They just suck. I don't want 'em anymore.

[Big Blue 06 195]

After reading this, I'm questioning that you actually have them.

[frank 2,296]

hey man, shoot me an email. I'm going to be in your area next month and I'd be willing to remove your balls free of charge, like a mole.

 

How would a mole remove someone's balls?

[Medicated 0]

How would a mole remove someone's balls?

 

With its teeth?

[hoytdwow 202]

Sometimes, it seems that both want to share the same side of my boxers' seem and I have to readjust. That sucks.

Just this morning, I was sitting on a weight bench, preparing to do front military presses and I had to let go of the bar, stand up, and grab a handful of yambag, because I was sitting on them.

They just suck. I don't want 'em anymore.

Well, quit lifting weights like you're trying to wow some high school chicks and you won't have this problem.

[Recidivist 1]

Sometimes, it seems that both want to share the same side of my boxers' seem and I have to readjust. That sucks.

Just this morning, I was sitting on a weight bench, preparing to do front military presses and I had to let go of the bar, stand up, and grab a handful of yambag, because I was sitting on them.

 

That's what jockstraps are for

[NewbieJr 541]

I knew you guys wouldn't understand.

[BlackClouds 24]

Newbie's speedo just doesn't fit right with his balls attached.

 

NSFW

[davebg 0]

I knew you guys wouldn't understand.

That's b/c we don't have the yambag of a 90 yr old man.