Basic rules of making an Internet Sissy Slapfight

[football_scooter 0]

After evaluating the basic rules of chili topic, here's what I have so far:

 

Minimum requirement: at least 2 retards

 

peenus size challenges

 

calling each other out on multiple aliases (aliai?)

 

challenging the intelligence level of the other

 

challenging the number of times "pwnd" or "run off the forearm"

 

Any others? Let's get this down to a definitive list!

[tony hardware 0]

insult edjr's mom

[football_scooter 0]

insult edjr's mom

ooh, good one! I thoght that was a staple of any topic though.

[RLLD 4,275]

shouldnt the tried and true h0mo be in there too

[Toro 1]

The Reverse Internet Tough Guy - Saying something that would normally get your ass kicked over the safety of the internet.

[Guest Black Label Society]

shouldn't the tried and true h0mo be in there too

Proper Punctuation Posters.....

[dj_stouty 0]

The Reverse Internet Tough Guy - Saying something that would normally get your ass kicked over the safety of the internet.

 

You are the perfect definition of the title.

[RLLD 4,275]

Proper Punctuation Posters.....

 

 

New forearm lore "PPP"

[phillybear 366]

After the fight, both posters end up hugging, then have MUA.

[edjr 6,705]

Must include at least 1 of the following. Toro, MDC, Gutterboy, Tarheel, Strike, Cyric or Sho Nuff.

[DuckStupid 40]

Referencing other participany as a fast food worker.

[GutterBoy 2,900]

Bragging about how you make more money, have more friends, and have a better future than another poster.

[Mungwater 597]

Proper Punctuation Posters.....

 

Thats it your dead to me now

[GutterBoy 2,900]

a quote manipulation to make it look like a poster called himself a pusssy.

[edjr 6,705]

Bragging about how you make more money, have more friends, have a better future than another poster and calling someone else you don't know poor.

 

 

[football_scooter 0]

Thats it your dead to me now

 

USE A COMMA!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

alsonotreally

[DuckStupid 40]

references to "old" sissy slapfights ... your short, your MIL owns you, your a welcher, etc.

[Toro 1]

I know you are but what am I.

 

 

You just can't get enough, can you slappy?

[parrot 789]

One combatant calling the other "Chester". This one is, sadly, often overlooked.

[RLLD 4,275]

Bragging about how you make more money, have more friends, and have a better future than another poster.

 

 

Also the "you must like 13".....stuff...

[Mungwater 597]

USE A COMMA!!!!!

alsonotreally

 

Its also missing two apostrophes you SOB!!

 

 

 

[GutterBoy 2,900]

Even in this thread, we have 2 of the sissy fight kings using the quote manip, the sign of the mentally challenged.

[surferskin 30]

it's been too long since we've had a decent one. it's a great day today. thank you gutter and toro. i :heart: you both.

[RLLD 4,275]

it's been too long since we've had a decent one. it's a great day today. thank you gutter and toro. i :heart: you both.

 

[edjr 6,705]

it's been too long since we've had a decent one. it's a great day today. thank you gutter and toro. i :heart: you both.

 

[football_scooter 0]

Even in this thread, we have 2 of the sissy fight kings using the quote manip, the sign of the mentally challenged.

 

Ah, yes - which brings up another rule:

 

Sissy Slap Fight contenders bleeding into other topics in what becomes a bored-wide no holds barred sissy slap fight that spans every topic at the top of the forearm!

[ILoveScratchTickets 0]

Just read any Toro post

[Toro 1]

I am a tiny midget phaggot

 

[football_scooter 0]

Toro, Gutter, please - this is a serious study aimed at defining, once and for all, what the components of an Internet Sissy Slapfight are.

 

While we as men of science appreciate the illustrated examples that you are providing, it is much easier to observe in a controlled environment such as the "chili" topic, in which we can observe the behavior of retards in their native habitat.

 

In here it seems so, well, clinical. You're trying too hard - the flow isn't there.

 

Please - return to your corners and come out sissy-slapping in there...the rest of us will attempt to gather more data and further nail down the list.

 

Thank you for your consideration.

[DuckStupid 40]

Gutter's getting his daily dose in, I honestly beleive he couldn't get through a day without a sissy slapfight on one message board or another.

[Toro 1]

Toro, Gutter, please - this is a serious study aimed at defining, once and for all, what the components of an Internet Sissy Slapfight are.

 

While we as men of science appreciate the illustrated examples that you are providing, it is much easier to observe in a controlled environment such as the "chili" topic, in which we can observe the behavior of retards in their native habitat.

 

In here it seems so, well, clinical. You're trying too hard - the flow isn't there.

 

Please - return to your corners and come out sissy-slapping in there...the rest of us will attempt to gather more data and further nail down the list.

 

Thank you for your consideration.

 

Oh, ok. I got one.

 

Any really good sissy slapfight involves some other dooshbag starting a completely seperate thread to bring attention to it. The "Secondary Dooshbag" is usually someone that also has a reputation for being guilty of starting fights on a message board (see "Mange Board") and is obviously wanting to get in some action.

 

[ILoveScratchTickets 0]

Oh, ok. I got one.

 

Any really good sissy slapfight involves some other dooshbag starting a completely seperate thread to bring attention to it. The "Secondary Dooshbag" is usually someone that also has a reputation for being guilty of starting fights on a message board (see "Mange Board") and is obviously wanting to get in some action.

 

 

You take message boards a little too seriously don't ya pal?

[resser2 0]

Must include at least 1 of the following. Toro, MDC, Gutterboy, Tarheel, Strike, Cyric or Sho Nuff.

 

Spinoff: must NOT include postings about TNG/SWilson/BEG

 

 

 

Referencing other participany as a fast food worker.

 

 

Please limit this to one per thead.

 

this is also goes for "mama joke..."			 

 

 

Also ............. You can not use anything that has been on the

 

"THANKFUL LISTtm "

[Toro 1]

You take message boards a little too seriously don't ya pal?

 

Hell yeah. Doesn't everyone?

 

Go Fock Yurself

[football_scooter 0]

You take message boards a little too seriously don't ya pal?

 

Winnah!

 

 

but that does bring up another rule...projection, the tool of the weak and skilless. Rather than defend one's own ineffectiveness at sissy slapfighting, one projects this onto another, in vague and pathetic attempt to distract attention from himself.

[dj_stouty 0]

Sorry guys. I'm just lonely and I need the attention. My life is miserable and I'll admit that it is ok to put beans in Chili. I was just bustin your balls. Once again, Sorry.

 

[DaWeffa 0]

on of the slappers must accuse one of the other slappers of being a phag or being ghey

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

Use of the term "strawman" and "Ad Hominem"

 

If you use either term, you are clearly an Internet sissy

[Strike 5,774]

Use of the term "strawman" and "Ad Hominem"

 

If you use either term, you are clearly an Internet sissy

 

Or obtuse. That's my favorite

[football_scooter 0]

Use of the term "strawman" and "Ad Hominem"

 

If you use either term, you are clearly an Internet sissy

 

guilty

 

 

but wait - isn't that simply calling out a slapper for using a misguided technique to "win" a slapfight?