Basic rules of making an Internet Sissy Slapfight

[tony hardware 0]

You take message boards a little too seriously don't ya pal?

 

I always find it pathetically ironic when message board participants criticize other message board participants for participating in message boards.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Or obtuse. That's my favorite

 

Yes, that one is definitely in that same grouping. There are probably other words that clearly denote that you are arguing with an Internet sissy.

[Jeremy 0]

A kpbuckeye classic:

[RLLD 4,230]

I always find it pathetically ironic when message board participants criticize other message board participants for participating in message boards.

 

Tony Hardware just won this thread.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

I always find it pathetically ironic when message board participants criticize other message board participants for participating in message boards.

 

I don't think that they are criticizing that the person participates, but rather how they participate. If you can't criticize the manner in which it is done, then why be here?

[tony hardware 0]

I don't think that they are criticizing that the person participates, but rather how they participate. If you can't criticize the manner in which it is done, then why be here?

 

I know. Trust me, I picked up on that distinction. But superficially, I'm correct and it sounds better my way.

 

PS - obtuse is my word and I like using it because it sends all of you monkeys scurrying for your high school edition of Merriam Websters.

[edjr 6,580]

Seriously though.

 

I am the FFT punching bag. Owning me isn't even a challenge as much talk that flies out of my ass.

[surferskin 30]

Seriously though.

 

I am the FFT punching bag. Owning me isn't even a challenge as much talk that flies out of my ass.

this is true.

 

sho noff >>> edjr

[Toro 1]

Seriously though.

 

I am the FFT punching bag. Owning me isn't even a challenge as much talk that flies out of my ass.

 

too easy.

 

If you are the punching bag, then I am the spitbucket.

[ILoveScratchTickets 0]

I always find it pathetically ironic when message board participants criticize other message board participants for participating in message boards.

 

Only difference is that tool box wrote a thesis about message board posting in that last post

[Toro 1]

Only difference is that tool box wrote a thesis about message board posting in that last post

 

We left off "Alias Swiping".

[GutterBoy 2,899]

We left off "Alias Swiping".

 

I missed that.

[kpbuckeye 3]

A kpbuckeye classic:

 

 

 

[TheNewGirl 1,489]

Don't most of the Internet Slap fights (on here anyways) usually include at least ONE mention of the Snactuary and the dooshes that post there...how it must be a 'Sanctuary Hoax" or plot, or something?

[edjr 6,580]

too easy.

 

If you are the punching bag, then I am the spitbucket.

 

 

it's good to be king :highfive:

[kpbuckeye 3]

Any good slapfight will consist of one person logging out and logging back in with an alias only to agree with himself and take a couple of pot shots at the other guy.

[phillybear 366]

You are all worthless and weak.

[football_scooter 0]

Any good slapfight will consist of one person logging out and logging back in with an alias only to agree with himself and take a couple of pot shots at the other guy.

 

 

Outstanding contribution.

 

Keep 'em coming, and I'll consolidate the list for future generations of wanna-be Internet sissy slap fighters to learn from.

[resser2 0]

Seriously though.

 

I am the FFT punching bag. Owning me isn't even a challenge as much talk that flies out of my ass.

 

 

 

That sounds like a Vegas style Ventriloquist Act. I can imagine a little puppet shaped like as a-hole...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Off Strip ofcourse

[Snoopy1 0]

Insult Tom Brady, Brett Favre or Donavon McNabb.

[surferskin 30]

Create an elaborate hoax and defend it to the death.

[AirRam 3]

don't forget the all powerfull "cut and paste" slap fighting style, where one 2nd degree slapfight master will quote his opponent and cut every word out except the one phrase validating his/her point irregardless of context. this is an advanced technique. do not try this at home.

[HellToupee 1,773]

On 12/14/2006 at 1:14 PM, football_scooter said:

After evaluating the basic rules of chili topic, here's what I have so far:

 

Minimum requirement: at least 2 retards

 

peenus size challenges

 

calling each other out on multiple aliases (aliai?)

 

challenging the intelligence level of the other

 

challenging the number of times "pwnd" or "run off the forearm"

 

Any others? Let's get this down to a definitive list!

[edjr 6,580]

On 12/14/2006 at 1:15 PM, tony hardware said:

insult edjr's mom

 

[edjr 6,580]

wow. other than AirRam there are some people in here I miss

[edjr 6,580]

On 12/14/2006 at 3:12 PM, surferskin said:

this is true.

 

sho noff >>> edjr

[edjr 6,580]

I was so poor in 2006, I thought it was a good idea to get married.  

[SUXBNME 1,499]

35 minutes ago, edjr said:

I was so poor in 2006, I thought it was a good idea to get married.  

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