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Worst songs to have sex to...

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Goodbye Horses

 

Q. Lazzarus

 

Of course .... the serial killer that had me trapped ... might be why.

 

 

40 songs I'd rather hear.

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Couple of Nirvana songs come to mind.

Dunno, some girls might like being focked with Kurt Cobain screaming 'Rape me!' repeatedly. ;)

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I actually remembered that song.. Dang near laughed out loud when I read it. Here is something you might find interesting. You can thank me later.

 

http://www.defranco.com/

 

Hilarious! I had like the biggest crush on little Tony DeFranco when I was - I don't know - 9?

 

Did ya listen to the bridge on that song? ;) :cry:

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Air Supply - All Out of Love

Flock of Seagulls - I Ran

Johnny Cash - Cocaine Blues

LL Cool J - Mama Said Knock You Out

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Tiptoe through the Tulips.

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I got pictures of naked ladies

Lying on their beds

I whiff that smell and sweet convulsion

Starts a-Swelling inside my head

I'm making artificial lovers for free

I start to howl I'm in heat

I moan and growl and the hunt drives me crazy

I fock like a Beast

 

I come round, round i come feel your love

Tie you down, down i come steal your love

I come round, round i come feel your love

Tie you down, down i come steal your love

 

I'm on the prowl and i watch you closely

I lie waiting for you

I'm the wolf with the sheepsskins clothing

I lick my chops and your tasting good

I do whatever i want to, to ya

I'll nail your ass to the sheets

A pelvic thrust and the sweat starts to sting ya

I fock like a beast

 

I come round, round i come feel your love

Tie you down, down i come steal your love

I come round, round i come feel your love

Tie you down, down i come steal your love

 

Come ride, savage seduction

Ride, ride, ride :P :wacko: :wub:

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Anything by Weird Al, probably the worst would be Almost Everything I Ever Wanted.

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OPP.

 

WHo's down wit OPP? Yeah you know me.. :mellow:

 

I also have to think that Metallica ONE, probably isn't in the romance section. :dunno: Well maybe in Kutulu's. :dunno:

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